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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jul 1, 2020 11:31:30 GMT -5
 EWF World Tag Team Championship Title Facts - A championship for tag teams (and possibly trios under the Freebird Rule) Current Champions - Animabus Damnatis Most Reigns - Animabus Damnatis & The Destruction (1) Longest Reign - Animabus Damnatis (42+ days) Shortest Reign - The Destruction (28 days) | - | Champion | Date | Event | Location | Reign | Days | Notes | | 1 | The Destruction
(Bulldozer & Jackhammer) | July 18th, 2020 | Emperor's Cup 2020 | Jersey City, NJ | 1 | 28 | Defeated American Muscle, Animabus Damnatis, Arizona Outlaws & Los Despiadados in a Ladder Match | | 2 | Animabus Damnatis (The Creature & The Monster) | August 15th, 2020 | Evolution #5 | Jersey City, NJ | 1 | 42+ | N/A |
| - | Team | Reigns | Days | | 1 | Animabus Damnatis (The Creature & The Monster) | 1 | 42+ | | 2 | The Destruction (Bulldozer & Jackhammer | 1 | 28 |
| - | Wrestler | Reigns | Days | | 1 | The Creature | 1 | 42+ | | 1 | The Monster | 1 | 42+ | | 2 | Bulldozer | 1 | 28 | | 2 | Jackhammer | 1 | 28 |
- On the third episode of EWF Evolution (July 4th, 2020), "The Boss" Dennis Slater approached the tag team of Los Despiadados (Anarquia & Salvaje) after Anarquia's hard fought loss to "Blazed Up" Dank Sinatra in the qualifying round of the 2020 Emperor's Cup tournament. Dennis Slater informed Los Despiadados, and all of those watching, that at Emperor's Cup on July 18th, 2020 there would be a ladder match to crown the first EWF World Tag Team Champions. The match was originally announced as American Muscle (Leon Mondo & Mason Blackwell) v. Animabus Damnatis (The Creature & The Monster) v. The Arizona Outlaws (Clay Holliday & Austin Earp) v. Los Despiadados (Anarquia & Salvaje) but when The Destruction (Bulldozer & Jackhammer) signed with EWF they were added to the match. The Destruction would go on to win their debut match and become the inaugural EWF World Tag Team Champions. |
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jul 19, 2020 13:23:56 GMT -5
American Muscle (1-0) v. Animabus Damnatis (0-3) v. Arizona Outlaws (1-0) v. The Destruction (0-0) v. Los Despiadados (1-0)
EWF World Tag Team Championship Ladder Match
July 18th, 2020
Emperor's Cup 2020 Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a ladder match to determine the inaugural EWF World Tag Team Champions! In order for a team to win this matchup they most climb the ladder and retrieve both Tag Team Championship belts!
As “Kickstart My Heart” winds up, the lights go down. Mondo and Blackwell come running out of the curtain, pumping each other with small shoves to the chest. They stop at the top of the ramp to flex for the fans, pointing to the audience and shouting “Let’s go!” They energetically make their way down the aisle high-fiving the fans who reach out to them. At ringside, they continue to pump up the crowd, clapping their hands and jumping to the pumping rhythm of the music as they both make their way around opposite ends of the ring. They both roll slide into the ring from their respective sides, and take center stage in the middle of the ring where they both flex and show off their physiques in each direction of the roaring crowd.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way to the ring at a total combined weight of 565 pounds, first from Columbus, Ohio Leon Mondo and from Ann Arbor, Michigan Mason Blackwell…they are AMERICAN MUSCLE!
The lights turn a blood red and Ov Fire and The Void - Behemoth hits. Smoke puffs out of the tunnel way as The Master leads out The Creature and The Monster. The Master is animated interacting with the camera and fans while The Monster and The Creature walk in a trance behind him to the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by The Master, they hail from the Inferno and weigh in at a total combined weight of 700 pounds, they are two thirds of Lucifer’s Legion, the team of The Creature and The Monster…they are ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!
The opening chords of The Animals' hit "The House of the Rising Sun" begin to play as two large men make their way from behind the curtain. Both men are wearing matching black vests with a cut out of the state of Arizona on the back and a bottom rocker that says "Outlaws". Clay Holliday and Austin Earp walk to the ring in blue denim jeans. The two men enter the ring and wait for the match to begin.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way to the ring, they hail from Tombstone, Arizona and weigh in at a combined weight of
Red lights begin the flash all over the arena as Bodies by Drowning Pool begins to play. The Destruction walk out side by side and stand on the entrance ramp. They both raise their arms to the air and then point at the ring. They walk to the ring and climb in. They each take a different turnbuckle and climb it and stare at the entrance awaiting the opponents.
Tiffany Styles: Heading down the aisle, accompanied by Mr. Hammon, they hail from Madison, Wisconsin and weigh in at a total combined weight of 508 pounds, the team of Bulldozer and Jackhammer…they are THE DESTRUCTION!!
“Latin Lingo” by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and Los Despiadados come running out from behind the curtain zig-zagging from side to side of the crowd giving high fives. Los Despiadados get to the ring and hand one mask to a young fan each at ringside only to reveal their masks beneath their entrance masks. Los Despiadados hop to the apron and leap up to the top turnbuckle outstretching their arms on opposite sides of the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way to the ring, at a total combined weight of 425 pounds first hailing from Los Angeles, California Anarquia and hailing from Tijuana, Mexico Salvaje…they are LOS DESPIADADOS!!!
The camera focuses in on the two EWF World Tag Team Championships as the bell rings. Los Despiadados come out flying when the two luchadores strike the members of Arizona Outlaws with stereo leg lariats. American Muscle comes out swinging at The Destruction and the four members of the two teams meet in the center of the ring in a slug fest. The Master shouts something in Latin to Animabus Damnatis and the two demon monsters exit the rings and make their way to the ladders.
Robert Spollen: I gotta say, this one is gonna be all over the place.
Devin Hart: Yeah, folks, not like I care about your opinion but bear with us while we try to keep up with this one.
Anarquia climbs up the turnbuckles turning around and hitting Austin Earp with a flying crossbody while Jackhammer clotheslines Mason Blackwell over the top and to the floor. Salvaje springboards off of the ropes and catches Clay Holliday with a kick to the side of the head. Salvaje hits the far ropes and flies over the top with a suicide splash that sees him take out The Master who is barking orders to Animabus Damnatis on the outside. Leon Mondo and Bulldozer are still exchanging rights and lefts when Mondo intercepts one and strikes back with a headbutt followed by picking Bulldozer up for a suplex. The Creature grabs Salvaje on the outside and throws him into the steel steps. The Monster charges around the ring and uses the ladder as a weapon to strike down both Mason Blackwell and Jackhammer on the outside. The Monster throws the ladder back into the ring like a dart and it happens to connect with Leon Mondo’s skull who falls to the mat.
Robert Spollen: This one just started and we already have the bodies piling up.
Devin Hart: What did you expect there are 10 men in this match!
The Monster goes to step in the ring but Clay Holliday picks up the ladder and rams it into The Monster’s face as he attempts to step over the top rope. The Monster is dazed and is struck by Clay again and this time falls off of the apron onto Bulldozer and Leon Mondo. Clay Holliday begins to set up the ladder as Anarquia brings Austin Earp over the top rope with a flying headscissor. Clay Holliday begins to climb up the ladder but Jackhammer grabs him when he is halfway up and slams him down with a powerbomb. Jackhammer begins to climb up the ladder when Anarquia flies off of the top rope and knocks Jackhammer off of the ladder with a missile dropkick.
Robert Spollen: Both Clay Holliday and Jackhammer are denied the Tag Team Championships early on.
Devin Hart: Here comes two more!
The Creature begins to climb one side of the ladder as Anarquia slowly gets up the other side of the ladder. Anarquia catches The Creature with a right, The Creature strikes back, Anarquia, Creature, Anarquia, Creature until Austin Earp slides in the ring and pushes the ladder. Anarquia falls to the outside onto Bulldozer and Mason Blackwell who are double teaming The Monster on the outside. The Creature lands on his own tag team partner.
Robert Spollen: That momentary alliance has been ended.
Devin Hart: There are half of the bodies outside on one side, one full team!
Leon Mondo clotheslines Austin Earp and turns around to a springboard enziguri from Salvaje. Salvaje hits off of the top rope and flies out landing a plancha on Clay Holliday. Jackhammer runs around the ring and connects with a running big boot on Salvaje. Mason Blackwell gets up on the other side of the ring and grabs a steel chair which then finds the skull of The Monster and then Bulldozer. Mason turns around and smashes the chair over The Creature’s head. Mason turns around once more and is met by Jackhammer’s boot pushing the chair into Mason’s face. Jackhammer goes under the ring and pulls out a second ladder.
Robert Spollen: Time to see what happens when we have a second ladder.
Devin Hart: Doesn’t he realize that there is a ladder in the ring.
Clay Holliday goes under the ring on the other side and slides out two tables and begins to set them up. As he gets the second table set up Salvaje goes for a flying leg lariat but Clay Holliday catches him and chucks him into the ring post. Clay Holliday spots The Master standing at ringside and connects with a Big Boot. Clay sees Mr. Hammon as Jackhammer sets up a second ladder. Clay grabs Mr. Hammon by the neck and Jackhammer jumps outside of the ring and attacks Clay with a double axe handle from the apron. Jackhammer throws Clay into the barricade. The Creature slides back into the ring as Leon Mondo does from the opposite side and the two big men begin to exchange blows. The Monster grabs Anarquia on the outside and hits him with a chokeslam. Austin Earp begins to climb one ladder as Mason Blackwell begins to climb the opposite side. The Creature hits an uppercut thrust to Mondo’s throat and goes to climb, Mondo then does the same.
Robert Spollen: Both members of American Muscle climbing, one from the Arizona Outlaws and one from Animabus Damnatis.
Devin Hart: What’s going to happen if a member of each team pulls a belt down?
Robert Spollen: I’m not sure what happens in that situation.
Clay Holliday slides into the ring and pushes the ladder holding Mondo and The Creature out and both men come crashing through the tables Clay set up previously. Clay shouts and screams, pounding his chest. Holliday rushes halfway up the ladder to climb Blackwell and chokeslam him off of the ladder. The two men crash to the mat as Austin Earp’s fingers begin to touch the belts. Anarquia leaps from the turnbuckles to the ladder and climbs up and begins to punch at Earp before Earp can unhook the belts. Anarquia connects with a head butt and then sets Earp up and the two come flying off the top with a Canadian Destroyer to the mat.
Robert Spollen: I believe Anarquia may have broken Austin Earp’s neck with that one!
Devin Hart: And he probably broke his own tailbone on top of all that!
Jackhammer and Bulldozer complete a spike piledriver to Salvaje with Bulldozer coming off of the apron to the arena floor. The Destruction roll into the ring together and connect with a double big boot to Anarquia as he gets to his feet. Bulldozer climbs to the middle of the ladder and leaps off as Jackhammer drops Austin across his knee and Bulldozer drops the leg completing The Wrecking Ball.
Robert Spollen: The Destruction calls that move The Wrecking Ball and thus far it seems as if they are all business.
Devin Hart: Mr. Hammon found himself two wrecking balls!
Bulldozer begins to climb back up the ladder as The Monster slides into the ring and hits Jackhammer with a big boot. The Monster begins to climb the opposing side of the ladder. The Monster and Bulldozer begin to exchange right hands on top of the ladder until Bulldozer is able to get the advantage. Bulldozer hits a right, then another, then a headbutt which sends The Monster falling off the ladder and his throat catches the ropes. Clay Holliday is up in the ring and clotheslines The Monster out of the ring. Clay doesn’t realize that Mason Blackwell has gotten to his feet behind him. Blackwell grabs Clay and hits him with a running powerflam. Bulldozer attempts to grab the belts but Blackwell pushes the ladder. Bulldozer goes flying to the outside of the ring where he lands on Anarquia and Austin Earp who are exchanging rights on the outside.
Robert Spollen: The amount of carnage strewn around this ringside area is unreal!
Devin Hart: Well, I mean, what did you expect in a ladder match?
Mason Blackwell sets up the ladder in the center of the ring again and begins to climb. Jackhammer begins to climb at the same time. Mason goes to reach the belts but Jackhammer slaps him across the face with an open palm. The two men begin to exchange rights on top of the ladder. Jackhammer is able to block one right and land a second punch in succession. Jackhammer grabs Mason’s head and slams it twice off the top of the ladder before Mason falls off the ladder and crashes onto the mat. Jackhammer looks up and unhooks the two title belts and the bell rings.
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are you winners and the first ever Empire Wrestling Federation World Tag Team Champions…the team of Bulldozer and Jackhammer…THE DESTRUCTION!!!
Robert Spollen: I think we’re going to need some EMTs down here as well as the custodial staff to clean up all of this carnage.
Devin Hart: I have to say I have a new found respect for all ten men in this match, even though I legitimately can’t stand some of them.
Robert Spollen: Well, you heard it here tonight at the Emperor’s Cup first ladies and gentlemen…miracles will never cease!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 1, 2020 23:54:26 GMT -5
The Destruction (1-0) v. Los Despiadados (1-1)
August 1st, 2020
EWF Evolution #4
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall.
Red lights begin the flash all over the arena as Bodies by Drowning Pool begins to play. The Destruction walk out side by side and stand on the entrance ramp. They both raise their arms to the air and then point at the ring. They walk to the ring and climb in. They each take a different turnbuckle and climb it and stare at the entrance awaiting the opponents.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by Mr. Hammon, hailing from Madison, Wisconsin and weighing a total combined weight of 508 pounds, they are the EWF World Tag Team Champions, the team of Bulldozer and Jackhammer…THE DESTRUCTION!!!!
“Latin Lingo” by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and Los Despiadados come running out from behind the curtain zig-zagging from side to side of the crowd giving high fives. Los Despiadados get to the ring and hand one mask to a young fan each at ringside only to reveal their masks beneath their entrance masks. Los Despiadados hop to the apron and leap up to the top turnbuckle outstretching their arms on opposite sides of the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a total combined weight of 425 pounds, the team of Anarquia and Salvaje…LOS DESPIADADOS!!!
Before the bell can ring “Rock and Roll” by Led Zeppelin hits and “The Boss” Dennis Slater steps out to EWF Underground with a smile on his face and a microphone in his right hand.
Dennis Slater: I just wanted to come out here and take a moment to personally congratulate you. To personally congratulate The Destruction for winning that five team ladder match at Emperor’s Cup and become our first World Tag Team Champions! I also wanted to take a moment to thank Mr. Hammon.
Mr. Hammon begins to smile in the ring and patting the backs of The Destruction who stand with their championships still around their waists.
Dennis Slater: I wanted to thank you for being the most recent employee to have the nerve to call me out. You say you’re always confident in these boys am I right?
Tiffany Styles hands her microphone to Mr. Hammon.
Mr. Hammon: Why yes that’s right, I know that these two boys right here, Bulldozer and Jackhammer, can beat any sorry sack of potatoes that you and the rest of your sorry talent relations team can muster up. These two masked fools, the kilt-wearing idiots, the desert cowboy hillbillys, the boys from the hood, the halloween twosome, whoever you’ve got!
Dennis Slater: Well, not that I’m denying these men…they certainly proved their ability at Emperor’s Cup…but, I am going to make them put their money where your mouth is. I want to now congratulate Los Despiadados as you now have the opportunity to win the EWF World Tag Team Championships from The Destruction!
Mr. Hammon and The Destruction look annoyed in the situation but they quickly reaffirm themselves that this will be a piece of cake. Los Despiadados begin to give each other congratulatory high fives and make signs to the heavens.
Robert Spollen: What an exciting development right here live on Evolution! We have ourselves a Tag Team Championship match!
Devin Hart: You have got to be kidding me! This isn’t fair to The Destruction, they would have trained harder had they known this was going to happen!
The bell rings and Bulldozer begins the match with Salvaje. Salvaje slides to the mat and goes for Bulldozer’s legs but Bulldozer drops an elbow on Salvaje. Bulldozer locks in a headlock on the mat and begins to punch at Salvaje’s face. Bulldozer pulls Salvaje up by his hair and lands a forearm smash to his back before chucking him to the ropes. Bulldozer picks up Salvaje for a sidewalk slam and tags in Jackhammer. Bulldozer grabs Salvaje by the arms as Jackhammer grabs him by the legs and the two men swing saw in to their corner turnbuckles.
Robert Spollen: The human body is not meant to contort the way Salvaje’s just did upon impact!
Devi Hart: I’m pretty sure I saw him do that one time off of the top rope actually.
Bulldozer steps onto the apron as the referee reaches four. Jackhammer picks Salvaje up on his shoulders and executes a running powerslam. He covers …1 …2 …kickout! Jackhammer smashes his forearm to Salvaje’s face and pulls Salvaje up. Jackhammer picks him up for a power bomb but Salvaje begins to land right hands at Jackhammer’s face until Jackhammer falls to the mat and Salvaje lands on top. Salvaje pulls Jackahmmer’s legs into a cover …1 …2 …kickout! Salvaje springs up and hits Jackhammer with a super kick when he gets to his feet before hitting Bulldozer off of the apron with a flying forearm. Salvaje hits off of the ropes and hits Jackhammer with a crossbody into a cover …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: We almost had new champions right there!
Devin Hart: Yeah, right! You must have got into one of Dank Sinatra’s bags in the back.
Salvaje springs up and hits off of the ropes again, Anarquia hits a blind tag. Salvaje hits a spinning wheel kick to stagger Jackhammer as he gets to his feet. Anarquia hits a springboard dropkick to put Jackhammer down and covers …1 …2 …kickout! Anarquia stays on top of Jackhammer by delivering a kick to the side of the head as Jackhammer begins to get up. Jackhammer backs up to the turnbuckle where Anarquia connects with a cannonball. Anarquia pops back up and climbs to the top as Jackhammer catches his breath in the corner. Anarquia props himself on his shoulders and pulls Jackhammer over for a hurricanrana into a pin …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Los Despiadados are taking this golden opportunity very seriously.
Devin Hart: Ha! Golden opportunity…I see what you did there Robby.
Anarquia goes for a dropkick but Jackhammer side steps in and turns Anarquia inside out with a lariat. Jackhammer pulls Anarquia up by the mask and throws him into The Destruction’s corner. Bulldozer begins to choke at Anarquia as Jackhammer begins to lay boots to the ribs. The referee counts to four and Bulldozer backs off. Jackhammer lays a vicious slap to Anarquia’s chest and then approaches Salvaje. Salvaje climbs in the ring and the referee backs him up as Bulldozer gets in and begins to lay fists to Anarquia. Bulldozer pulls Anarquia out of the corner and lifts him up as Jackhammer climbs to the middle rope and they deliver a spike piledriver. Bulldozer goes back to the apron as Salvaje finally gets back outside. Jackhammer covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: That opportune double team definitely paid dividends The Destruction almost retained thanks to it.
Devin Hart: It’s just a matter of time Robby, just a matter of time.
Jackhammer pulls Anarquia up and picks him up slamming him in the center of the ring with a powerbomb. Jackhammer covers again …1 …2 …kickout! Jackhammer is beginning to get frustrated. He pulls Anarquia up and pulls him by the arm to his corner, Jackhammer tags Bulldozer. Bulldozer and Jackhammer tosses Anarquia to the ropes while the referee counts, Salvaje makes a blind tag and climbs to the top. The Destruction lift Anarquia up and hit a double spinebuster. Jackhammer gets out of the ring and Bulldozer covers but the referee doesn’t count, Salvaje connects with a guillotine legdrop.
Robert Spollen: Too busy exploiting the referee’s five count and unable to see the blind tag.
Devin Hart: I mean, I don’t think the blind tag is the fairest thing in tag team wrestling, your opponent should have to see the tag not these biased officials!
Salvaje grabs Bulldozer and hits a few forearm smashes to the back before hitting the ropes and connecting with a scissor kick. Salvaje then springs off of the ropes and hits Bulldozer with a springboard enziguri. Bulldozer staggers as Salvaje taunts out of excitement. Salvaje leaps up for a hurricanrana but Bulldozer catches him with a sitout powerbomb. Bulldozer rolls off and shakes off the enziguri. Anarquia outstretches his hand even though he’s spent. Bulldozer looks for Salvaje to get up and connects with a Clothesline from Hell and covers …1 …2 …Anarquia breaks up the count. Jackhammer comes flying in and connects with a Running Big Boot on Anarquia that sends Anarquia through the middle ropes and down to the floor.
Robert Spollen: This may be all she wrote!
Devin Hart: Wrecking Ball time!
Bulldozer climbs to the top as Jackhammer hits a backbreaker on Salvaje and Bulldozer connects with his guillotine leg drop to complete the Wrecking ball. Jackhammer steps back outside as Bulldozer covers …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners and still the EWF World Tag Team Champions…Bulldozer and Jackhammer…THE DESTRUCTION!!!!
The Destruction and Mr. Hammon stand in the ring with the EWF World Tag Team Championships held high when they catch two men standing on the rampway.
Robert Spollen: By God, those two are Kenneth Marshall and Alec Kirkland better known by their tag team name Technical Authority. These two are all business in the ring and it seems like they know where their eyes are set in the future.
Devin Hart: I’m pretty sure every team in the EWF has their eyes on those belts…these guys will have to wait to face The Destruction after they destroy American Muscle at Imperial Insanity!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 17, 2020 14:05:44 GMT -5
The Destruction (c) (2-0) v. Animabus Damnatis (0-5)
EWF World Tag Team Championship
August 15th, 2020
EWF Evolution #5
 Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match for the EWF World Tag Team Championship!
The lights turn a blood red and Ov Fire and The Void - Behemoth hits. Smoke puffs out of the tunnel way as The Master leads out The Creature and The Monster. The Master is animated interacting with the camera and fans while The Monster and The Creature walk in a trance behind him to the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by The Master, they are the challengers, hailing from The Inferno...the team of The Creature and The Monster...ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!
Red lights begin the flash all over the arena as Bodies by Drowning Pool begins to play. The Destruction walk out side by side and stand on the entrance ramp. They both raise their arms to the air and then point at the ring. They walk to the ring and climb in. They each take a different turnbuckle and climb it and stare at the entrance awaiting the opponents.
Tiffany Styles: Headin to the ring at this time, accompanied by Mr. Hammon, they are the current reigning EWF World Tag Team Champions, the team of Bulldozer and Jackhammer...THE DESTRUCTION!!
Jackhammer begins the match in the ring with The Creature. Jackhammer charges The Creature and hits him with a lariat that causes The Creature to stumble. Jackhammer goes to lift The Creature up and slams him down with a body slam. Jackhammer makes a quick tag to Bulldozer. Jackhammer and Bulldozer both grab one of The Creature's legs and snap down. The referee gets to four and Jackhammer steps to the apron. Bulldozer lines up The Creature and goes for a running big boot when The Creature gets to his feet but The Creature side steps.
Robert Spollen: Heads up by The Creature to get out of Bulldozer's way.
Devin Hart: Mr. Hammon doesn't seem like he appreciated that last moment move by The Creature.
The Creature hits the ropes and connects with a flying headbutt to Bulldozer. Bulldozer wobbles and The Creature picks him up and slams him down with a suplex. The Creature makes a tag to The Monster who steps over the top rope to the inside of the ring. Jackhammer runs to the ring and is met by a big boot from The Monster and Jackhammer rolls out of the ring as Mr. Hammon gets in his ear. Bulldozer gets to his feet and steps under another big boot attempt from The Monster. Bulldozer goes to lift up The Monster in a body slam but The Monster strikes Bulldozer's back with a forearm smash and tosses him to the ropes, picking him up and slamming him down with a sidewalk slam.
Robert Spollen: The strength of The Monster is unbelievable.
Devin Hart: Do you see the size of him? Even if the guy never hits the gym his arms are still bigger than my head.
The Monster pulls Bulldozer up by the head and hits him with an uppercut. Jackhammer is back on the apron but is knocked back down by The Monster who hits him with an uppercut as well. Bulldozer comes charging at The Monster but The Monster catches him by the throat and slams him down with a choke slam. The Monster covers ...1 ...2 ...kickout! The Monster pulls Bulldozer back up and tosses him in to Animabus' corner. The Creature begins to rake at Bulldozer's eyes while the Monster begins to use his foot to choke Bulldozer. The referee counts to four before The Monster breaks his hold.
Robert Spollen: The Destruction almost retained the championships on a disqualification.
Devin Hart: They should have, this referee is quite clearly biased towards Animabus Damnatis, I think he's afraid of them.
The Monster goes to whip Bulldozer to the ropes but Bulldozer is able to reverse. The Monster hits the ropes and is met with a tennis racket to the back from Mr. Hammon. The Monster stops in his path as if he is annoyed. Mr. Hammon is smiling on the outside until The Monster's arm reaches down and begins to pull him up by his blazer. Bulldozer comes from behind with a double axe handle and begins to level The Monster's back with punch after punch. Bulldozer makes the tag to Jackhammer, and the two members of The Destruction begin to double team The Monster with rights and lefts. The two men send The Monster to the ropes and connect with a double clothesline.
Robert Spollen: Bulldozer just saved Mr. Hammon from some major pain and punishment at the hands of The Monster.
Devin Hart: And now Mr. Hammon is all smiles again!
The Creature steps in the ring and hits Jackhammer with a clothesline that sends both him and Jackhammer over the top. Bulldozer hits off of the ropes and drops a leg drop on The Monster. Bulldozer covers ...1 ...2 ...The Monster tosses Bulldozer in the air and off of him.
Robert Spollen: The power of The Monster is absolutely unbelievable.
Devin Hart: These supernatural ghouls are powered by The Inferno according that terrifying man in the white puffy shirt.
The Creature begins to pummel Jackhammer on the outside of the ring. Mr. Hammon goes to hit The Creature with the tennis racket once again but The Master catches the tennis racket. Mr. Hammon turns around to a face full of red mist from The Master. The Master kicks Mr. Hammon in the gut and lays him down with a DDT on the outside. The Creature picks up Jackhammer and sends him shoulder first to the steel steps. The Monster tosses Jackhammer to the ropes on the inside and connects with a big boot. The Monster lifts Jackhammer in the air for an Eternal Damnation (Sitout Double Arm Chokeslam) and The Creature climbs to the top. The Monster slams Jackhammer down as The Creature flies off the top connecting with a guillotine leg drop to complete the Decapitation. The Creature rolls out of the ring and The Monster stays in the pin fall ...1 ...2 ...3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners and NEEEEEWWWWW EWF World Tag Team Champions, The Creature and The Monster, ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!!
Robert Spollen: There you have it folks, we have new EWF World Tag Team Champions right here on EWF Evolution!
Devin Hart: Anything can happen here in the Empire Wrestling Federation, anything, even Satan's Spawn holding championship gold. |
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 16, 2020 18:56:24 GMT -5
Animabus Damnatis (c) v. American Muscle
EWF World Tag Team Championship
September 12th, 2020
Imperial Insanity
 
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match for the EWF World Tag Team Championship!
As “Kickstart My Heart” winds up, the lights go down. Mondo and Blackwell come running out of the curtain, pumping each other with small shoves to the chest. They stop at the top of the ramp to flex for the fans, pointing to the audience and shouting “Let’s go!” They energetically make their way down the aisle high-fiving the fans who reach out to them. At ringside, they continue to pump up the crowd, clapping their hands and jumping to the pumping rhythm of the music as they both make their way around opposite ends of the ring. They both roll slide into the ring from their respective sides, and take center stage in the middle of the ring where they both flex and show off their physiques in each direction of the roaring crowd.
Tiffany Styles: And their opponents, first, hailing from Ann Arbor, Michigan and Columbus, Ohio respectively, the team of Leon Mondo and Mason Blackwell…AMERICAN MUSCLE!!!
House lights begin to flicker on and off in a red tint to the guitar of “Ov Fire And The Void” when they are seen with smoke flowing from the curtains. The Master leads the way laughing and cowling his way down the ring with The Monster and The Creature following in a slow trance. Lucifer’s Legion makes their way into the ring. The Monster and The Creature flank The Master who sticks out his tongue showing the world his fangs.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing the first team, first accompanied to the ring by The Master, they hail from The Inferno and they are the current reigning EWF World Tag Team Champions, the team of The Creature and The Monster…ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!
Robert Spollen: Look at the size of these four men; I hope they reinforced the ring for this one.
Devin Hart: I can’t believe The Creature is the smallest man in a match. These freaks might tear this place apart.
Mason and The Creature start the match, circling for a few seconds before charging each other, trading forearm strikes. Mason gets the better for a moment, staggering The Creature before hitting the ropes, smashing into The Creature with a shoulder block; The Creature stays on his feet but is staggered, letting the momentum carry him back to his corner, The Monster tagging in, Mason turning back to his corner to tag Leon.
Robert Spollen: From big to bigger now.
Devin Hart: I don’t think we’re likely to see much in the way of technical wrestling here.
Leon and The Monster circle before both charge with lariats, each staggering the other. They charge again with the same result. They both turn to hit the ropes, but as Leon bounces off The Creature kicks him in the back, staggering him a little for The Monster to drop him with a big boot. He immediately goes for a cover and Leon kicks out at one.
Robert Spollen: That would’ve ended a lot of matches right there.
Devin Hart: I wouldn’t have gotten up.
The Monster uses a handful of Leon’s hair to keep him from getting to his corner before tagging The Creature. Animabus Damnatis hit a double suplex on Leon, followed by a running splash from The Creature. The Creature hit a body slam before tagging in The Monster.
Robert Spollen: It’s all Animabus Damnatis at this point.
Devin Hart: If Leon Mondo doesn’t make a tag soon those belts are as good as retained.
The Monster pulls Leon up to his feet and whips him into the corner, following him in with a running clothesline. He whips Leon across the ring to the opposite corner, but when he tries for a second clothesline Mondo moves and The Monster smashes himself into the turnbuckles. Leon starts to stumble towards an eager Mason but The Monster comes out of the corner to grab him by the throat. The Monster lifts him for a chokeslam but Leon kicks him in the ribs on the way up; The Monster releases him and Leon lands on his feet before quickly catching The Monster with a belly to belly suplex.
Robert Spollen: That’s a great move from Leon Mondo, that might be the opening he needs to make the tag!
Devin Hart: Mason Blackwell looks like he’s ready to explode in that corner!
Leon manages to get his feet under him before diving to tag Mason as The Monster rolls to his corner to tag The Creature. Mason catches The Creature charging in with an atomic drop, followed by a swinging neckbreaker. The Monster charges at Mason as well but is caught with a Samoan Drop, causing The Monster to roll out of the ring to recover. The Creature makes it back to his feet but walks right into a spinebuster from Mason, who makes a cover; The Creature kicks out at two.
Robert Spollen: That might’ve been too early to go for a cover, but you can’t blame Mason for trying to get the pin while The Monster is on the floor.
Devin Hart: Sure I can blame him, it didn’t work! He should’ve grabbed the tights or something!
Mason tags Leon in the corner before pulling The Creature to his feet, American Muscle looking to set up a spike piledriver. Mason lifts The Creature but before they can complete the move The Monster grabs Leon by the feet, pulling him out of the ring under the ropes, the distraction allowing The Creature to shift his weight and get out of Mason’s grip, grappling Mason and hitting him with a piledriver of his own.
Robert Spollen: If Mason was still legal, that could’ve ended it right there.
Devin Hart: Pin him anyway, the ref might screw up and count!
On the outside, Leon connects with a vertical suplex on The Monster, but before he can get to his feet after delivering the move The Creature hits him with an elbow off the ring apron. The Creature rolls him into the ring before connecting with a vaderbomb out of the corner. He covers Leon for the pin but Mason dives over to break it up at two, The Monster coming in a second later to hit a big boot on Mason.
Robert Spollen: This could be Animabus Damnatis’ chance to end this match.
Devin Hart: They could’ve done it a while ago if they’d just gotten themselves disqualified, it’s a lot less work.
The Monster grabs Mason by the head, tossing him over the top rope but Mason manages to catch himself, landing on the ring apron albeit still a bit dazed. The Monster and The Creature pull Leon to his feet, moving to set up Decapitation. Before The Monster can lift Leon, Mason moves to dive into the ring to catch him with a diving shoulder block but The Creature sees him, pushing his partner so that Mason smashes into Leon instead of The Monster. The Monster grabs Mason and lifts him, connecting with Eternal Damnation while The Creature scoops up Leon and hits him with The Mark Of The Beast. The Creature covers Leon Mondo while The Monster rolls Mason out of the ring, 1, 2, 3.
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners and STILL EWF World Tag Team Champions, The Creature and The Monster, ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!!
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