Post by 'The Unbalanced' Lou Natic on May 25, 2020 17:23:29 GMT -5
We're at a live EWF house event and a match between Richie Cunningham and a local jobber has just finished up. The lights start to flicker as Richie's celebrating his victory on the second turnbuckle, he's confused as to what's going on so he steps off the turnbuckle, and then suddenly the lights completely shut off. Everything, everyone goes silent , you could hear a pin drop. Lights come back on, Richie is stood facing the ramp with his arms out, as if to say "what the hell is going on?". The camera suddenly goes off Richie and focuses on one of the corners of the ring behind Richie , where a man is sat , rocking back and forth. The crowd gasp, the announcers gasp.
Robert Spollen: "Oh no, that's, that's, that's ... Lou Natic!"
Devin Hart: "If I was Richie, I'd be getting the hell out of there right now, except the guy hasn't even turned around to meet his maker yet! This guy is crazy, Robert!"
Robert Spollen: "I know Devin, this isn't going to end well for Richie!"
Richie finally turns around to see The Unbalanced in the corner, just casually rocking back and forth. Cunningham is confused to what is actually going and so he makes his way over to Lou. He taps Lou on the shoulder, Lou stops rocking. He looks Cunningham in the eye, there's just no emotion there, suddenly he tells Richie to come closer. As Cunningham puts his head a little closer to Lou, Lou unleashes a big headbutt to Richie , knocking him to the floor. Lou pulls himself up from the corner , jumps on Cunningham and starts unleashing lefts and rights, he starts picking his head up and smashing it back and forth against the ring mat. He then proceeds to put Cunningham in a Cooko Lock. After about a minute , he lets go, picks Cunningham up and chucks him out of the ring. He calls for a microphone and Tiffany Styles hands him one.
Lou Natic: "Ohhhh, hahahahaha! Oh yeah, that felt really good!"
Robert Spollen: "This is the man that takes on Bruce Cross this week at the first Evolution show!"
Devin Hart: "It has all the recipes for an all out brawl."
Lou Natic: "You know, it's always nice to get a good look at the audience when you enter a new promotion. I see a lot of faces here who can relate to me, like you, and you there, you over there. Your all crazy bastards, absolute lunatics! Your one of me! Then I look at a few others here, you, yeah and you right there, and you over there, you don't get it, you're a bunch of bitches! You don't get what crazy is, you don't get what being unbalanced means. It means that I'm on edge nearly, certainly, almost most of the time, do I enjoy it? Hell yes I do!"
Lou walks to the corner of the ring where a cameraman is stood focusing on him, he holds on to the camera and puts his face right in to it.
Lou Natic: "You know who else don't get me? That bitch Bruce Cross!"
This gets a big pop from the crowd as Lou leaves the camera go and walks back to the centre of the ring.
Lou Natic: "I woke up today with a text from The Boss, it read that I would go one on one with "Blindman" Bruce Cross. Now I don't know much about this guy, and I definitely can't wait to see what he knows and says about me but I can tell you one thing I do know. That is, comes Saturday, 6th of June, I am going to make this guy's life a living hell. When we step in to this ring, he's going to want to wish he was somewhere else, he's going to wish he never entered my house."
Lou walks around the ring, smiling, laughing to himself while he taps the microphone against his head.
Lou Natic: "You know what, as much I don't know about Bruce, I really couldn't give a mother fucking fuck about this guy anyway! As far as I'm concerned, he's my stepping stone to the top of the business. I beat him, I beat the next mother fucker, then I beat the next the mother fucker after that and I climb my way to the top of that ladder to win what every other guy in the back there wants to win, the EWF World Championship title!"
He runs his hand through his hair and slaps himself on the chest.
Lou Natic: "Brucey, I hope you know what your getting yourself in to, I hope your prepared for this, I hope you know this isn't going to be any other match you've fought before. When you come up against me, your coming up against a different breed, a fucked up man with a fucked up head. Oh I really do hope your prepared, prepared to fall victim to crazy!"
Lou drops the mic, rolls out of the ring and walks towards the backstage area as the fans give a mixed reaction.
Robert Spollen: "That maniac seems to have his focus on one thing, and that's the EWF World Championship."
Devin Hart: "That's not a bad thing though is it Rob, that should be the main aim for any superstar here in EWF!"
Robert Spollen: "Oh, I totally agree Devin. I can't wait to see this guy in action!"
Robert Spollen: "Oh no, that's, that's, that's ... Lou Natic!"
Devin Hart: "If I was Richie, I'd be getting the hell out of there right now, except the guy hasn't even turned around to meet his maker yet! This guy is crazy, Robert!"
Robert Spollen: "I know Devin, this isn't going to end well for Richie!"
Richie finally turns around to see The Unbalanced in the corner, just casually rocking back and forth. Cunningham is confused to what is actually going and so he makes his way over to Lou. He taps Lou on the shoulder, Lou stops rocking. He looks Cunningham in the eye, there's just no emotion there, suddenly he tells Richie to come closer. As Cunningham puts his head a little closer to Lou, Lou unleashes a big headbutt to Richie , knocking him to the floor. Lou pulls himself up from the corner , jumps on Cunningham and starts unleashing lefts and rights, he starts picking his head up and smashing it back and forth against the ring mat. He then proceeds to put Cunningham in a Cooko Lock. After about a minute , he lets go, picks Cunningham up and chucks him out of the ring. He calls for a microphone and Tiffany Styles hands him one.
Lou Natic: "Ohhhh, hahahahaha! Oh yeah, that felt really good!"
Robert Spollen: "This is the man that takes on Bruce Cross this week at the first Evolution show!"
Devin Hart: "It has all the recipes for an all out brawl."
Lou Natic: "You know, it's always nice to get a good look at the audience when you enter a new promotion. I see a lot of faces here who can relate to me, like you, and you there, you over there. Your all crazy bastards, absolute lunatics! Your one of me! Then I look at a few others here, you, yeah and you right there, and you over there, you don't get it, you're a bunch of bitches! You don't get what crazy is, you don't get what being unbalanced means. It means that I'm on edge nearly, certainly, almost most of the time, do I enjoy it? Hell yes I do!"
Lou walks to the corner of the ring where a cameraman is stood focusing on him, he holds on to the camera and puts his face right in to it.
Lou Natic: "You know who else don't get me? That bitch Bruce Cross!"
This gets a big pop from the crowd as Lou leaves the camera go and walks back to the centre of the ring.
Lou Natic: "I woke up today with a text from The Boss, it read that I would go one on one with "Blindman" Bruce Cross. Now I don't know much about this guy, and I definitely can't wait to see what he knows and says about me but I can tell you one thing I do know. That is, comes Saturday, 6th of June, I am going to make this guy's life a living hell. When we step in to this ring, he's going to want to wish he was somewhere else, he's going to wish he never entered my house."
Lou walks around the ring, smiling, laughing to himself while he taps the microphone against his head.
Lou Natic: "You know what, as much I don't know about Bruce, I really couldn't give a mother fucking fuck about this guy anyway! As far as I'm concerned, he's my stepping stone to the top of the business. I beat him, I beat the next mother fucker, then I beat the next the mother fucker after that and I climb my way to the top of that ladder to win what every other guy in the back there wants to win, the EWF World Championship title!"
He runs his hand through his hair and slaps himself on the chest.
Lou Natic: "Brucey, I hope you know what your getting yourself in to, I hope your prepared for this, I hope you know this isn't going to be any other match you've fought before. When you come up against me, your coming up against a different breed, a fucked up man with a fucked up head. Oh I really do hope your prepared, prepared to fall victim to crazy!"
Lou drops the mic, rolls out of the ring and walks towards the backstage area as the fans give a mixed reaction.
Robert Spollen: "That maniac seems to have his focus on one thing, and that's the EWF World Championship."
Devin Hart: "That's not a bad thing though is it Rob, that should be the main aim for any superstar here in EWF!"
Robert Spollen: "Oh, I totally agree Devin. I can't wait to see this guy in action!"
