Post by edgehead69 on Aug 29, 2020 21:27:23 GMT -5
This is an official disclaimer from the office of Empire Wrestling Federation. Due to the volatile nature of Mister Hunter Valentyne, EWF, it's affiliates, or it's sponsors are not responsible or liable for the claims of Mister Valentyne. Therefore this warning is very necessary. We the good people of the EWF do not encourage the type of blasphemy that constantly emits from his mouth.
This is the reason why Mister Valentyne was sentenced to 45 days of hard labor in the EWF. The powers that be in the EWF feel that this message needs to be made clear to everyone. The assault on the integrity of the EWF and it's performers will not go unanswered. Such actions fly in the face of the competitive nature of the EWF and it's sponsors.
Fucking fine. Let's address the elephant in the room. The last time Johnny and I spoke was when I told him to go fuck himself and handed my resignation from his company of dipshits. As usual one of us ended up in jail. As usual that person was fucking me. The last person I ever expected to see was that blue haired Dipshit go bail me out. He said something about restarting the greatest tag team to ever walk the fucking Earth in some shit hole called Empire.
As a result of the brash actions and words from Mister Valentyne, he will be competing in an over the top rope battle royal. A match in which his tag team partner will be involved. This will show once and for all the rules will be followed.
This makes zero fucking sense, but why should these fucking dipshits start making sense now? So this whole load of bullshit was to make me follow rules? You know damned fucking well that there is not a rule on this planet I will not break. It's kind of my fucking thing. So to make your retarded ass point you put me in a match with zero fucking rules and I can do anything the fuck I want? So you try to teach me to follow rules by putting me in a match with no rules? Yeah that makes sense, bitch!
Now allow me to make a few things clear. Hunter Valentyne has had more matches than most of these bitches put together. The winner of this cluster fuck gets to enter another battle royal? What the fuck? Get this straight right fucking now! I can enter first or fifty first and I will win the fucking thing. Same goes for my long winded brother.
As a warning we do not condone or encourage any horrible uses of names like Hitting on cocks, Double Anal Devin, or any other crude reference to people in the Battle Royal. We find such uses of homophobic slurs horrible and would never condone language that some bitch with herpes would ever use to get over in the cheapest way possible. We are not some lame wrestling company and never will be.
Allow your boy to give you some advice that only experience will provide. Not one bit of your fancy moves are going to be worth a shit when I wrap this fucking shovel around your fucking skull. Ask that Johnny how that has ever worked out for any of our over matched opponents! Since I will knock these losers the fuck out like they were listening to their own shitty promos, that would be not at fucking all! All of these bitches are going to bleed. Your boy has bled buckets in this ring, but what about your broken English speaking, lawnmowing, Dirty Sanchez giving ass? Allow me to remind you that I have been hit with chairs, shovels, ladders, and every fucking thing else not nailed down. Multiple times I have been thrown off the top layer of steel cages. What are your headscissors takeovers going to do to me besides piss me the fuck off?
We will never condone the racial slurs that Mister Valentyne prefers to use. We will never refer to Anarquia as using a lawnmower to make his living or the questionable means as to how they came to be in this country. We at EWF believe in equal opportunity for all races, genders, Creed's, and colors. We will never refer to the color of his beard as being the result of giving Dirty Sanchezes to gain entry into EWF.
For fuck sake is this shit really necessary? Hunter Valentyne always warns people what the fuck is going to happen before it happens. There is no need for a disclaimer. Your boy has always taken responsibility for his words and actions. He has been fined, suspended, fired, and otherwise sanctioned for his words and actions. All the powers and wannabes cannot touch this simple truth. Dennis Slater, pay attention bitch. No one in the history of this business has been more sanctioned than Hunter Valentyne. So pay attention and take notes, boy.
The EWF will not be held responsible for the horrible words and actions of Mister Valentyne towards females. We do not condone abuse to the fairer sex. These are the thoughts and actions of Mister Valentyne alone.
Hold on one fucking second. None of the bullshit that is happening with Allie Garcia is my fucking fault. She is the one playing her little fucking games. Noone told her to fuck with me. Everything that has happened to this point is on her fucking head. Can anyone name one single thing I did to that bitch? Everything that happens moving forward is on her damned head. Including what is going to happen to her bitch boy.
The actions of Mister Valentyne do not reflect the morals and family virtues of the EWF as a company. We request that parents keep in mind that adult programming exists within the family friendly programming that the OPW proudly presents on a weekly basis. Parental Discretion is advised.
Bitch please! The truth was that her doing that was a shock to me. It never occurred to me that she had the guts to do that. Yeah the distraction cost me that match. Not the first match I've lost, not the last. But one thing became apparent. That bitch should be billed from Silicon Valley. Those funbags have had more work done on them than all of EWFs bullshit personas. That is a lot of fucking work!
The violence that will take place in this battle royal is not for the faint of heart. We strongly suggest the death of Hunter Valentyne not be viewed by young children or by those who detest the sight of blood. It is our duty as a responsible wrestling company to forewarn each of you of the violence to come. We do not condone Mister Valentyne claiming not to know who Hitman Cox is. The EWF feels it is disrespectful and we believe in respecting all people.
GO FUCK YOURSELF! Seriously, I have no fucking idea who this fucking tool is. As far as your boy can tell he is some clown pirate? Butt pirate is more fucking like it. I tried to Google his bitch ass but all that came up was how much Gabriel Byrne sucks. Bitch, your ass is going to bleed. A FUCKING LOT! But then maybe that's what some clueless bitch like yourself wants. You probably think your only appearance in the spotlight is going to make you famous. The only thing famous about it is the ass kicking you are soon to receive by the most infamous asshole of all time.
We are family friendly. The horrible words and actions of Mister Valentyne do not reflect the values and moral obligations of the EWF as the leading wrestling company in the Free world.
Bitch, shut the fuck up! This is typical of these weak bitches to continually repeat themselves because they ran out of shit to say. We fucking get it, you suck and are full of fucking shit. Now we are on to the last little bitch to get punished. To be honest, Dio does concern me a little. Anyone who is willing to have unprotected sex with the doorknob of professional wrestling is as hardcore as it gets. Maybe he needs an AIDS test after sticking his underdeveloped fuck stick into the dirtiest slut to ever live. If he is willing to risk life and cock to nail that dirty thot, what will he do to win the Battle royal? Hope his tainted blood doesn't fall on me. Maybe I'll gut that little inexperienced bitch open and wipe his blood on the other two. Maybe that is the most hardcore weapon in this match.
The content to follow is for entertainment purposes only. None of these words are meant to be diss respectful. The OPW is about the entertainment of our fans and never meant to hurt the feelings of others.
Okay whiny ass white people. Now I guess it is time to bring up everyone's favorite piece of shit. Everyone seems to be shocked about my undying hatred for wrestling in general. Not really sure why that shit is shocking to anyone. These shit stains are still complaining. In 2020, history will repeat itself. The main problem is that these dudes are a marks for themselves. The delusional comments from this little bitch piss me the fuck off.
You get every fucking title match you ever want. You win damned near every match. You get pretty much anything you have ever wanted. You have custody of your kid. You are dating the flavor of the month. What the fuck have you ever had to overcome?
Hunter Valentyne refuses to kiss anyone's ass. He has been fired and suspended more than the amount of Allie Garcia's sex partners. He has busted his ass to earn everything he has. You want my respect? Earn your main event spot instead of kissing ass to get it. Oh I know you are doing your best Domestik Disturbance impersonation and shit. You are as good at being a rebel as Allie is at being a virgin. But we both know what a fucking piece of shit you are.
Baby face in front of the camera, heel behind it. Life imitates art, right, J
Noone will ever diss respect the authority of the EWF, it's affiliates, or sponsors. Anyone doing such things will be made an example of. We have the responsibility to set the proper example for the youth of this great nation. Each wrestler will be a role model to the world.
Alright, bitch. I was going to let this cheap heat shit slide. You are not the brightest tool in the fucking shed. I hit your bitch ass with a shovel to send you a mother fucking message that you were idiots will have no choice but to get. I could have used anything, but I used your own weapon. Did you ever stop to ask why? Of course not. You keep wanting to bring up the family history all the fucking time. You ever wonder why Hunter Valentyne is in the EWF after he left the business without a trace?
I am going to accomplish all of the shit you love to brag about. You won't have shit to brag about other than losing matches and putting tag titles on yourself and that Hunter Valentyne wannabe bitch. Oh and one more thing. You never ever carried me in your fucking pathetic life. That's why I won world titles after our ill rated partnership.
As for the shovel, it was a message. I realize that sending a message to an idiot is difficult sometimes. I needed you to get the message loud and mother fucking clear. There will come a time where you will take off that suit and step into a ring with me. That will be the longest day of your fucking life. You needed to know why I am here and now you fucking know.
In closing, the EWF will not tolerate violence towards women. We believe that women are meant to be pleading to the eye and not beat up. Do not think we are behind the antics of Hunter Valentyne and his appearance at a shelter for battered women.
Fights tend to find me, not the other way around. This is a fight Allie seems to want and has since the inception of the EWF. She wants to constantly get into my business. She wants to cost me matches. She wants this shit to get personal. Be very careful what you ask for, bitch. Ask your Broke Back Cowboy what the fuck happens when shit gets personal. The problem you have is that I will do anything to destroy your life. I will do it just to see the look on your cum drenched face.
Do not ever forget what happens to you and your crew is on your head. You came for me like you think you are something. You are soaking in the adulation from the EWF. That feeling is going to get your ass kicked. I will have no mercy on you because you are a woman. I will enjoy making you bleed more than your menstrual cycle.
The truth about your boy is that he won about as many matches as he lost. He won one world title that he never defended. All of the shit these bitches care about I didn't do. But my ass is in the hall of fame, same as they are. Despite never having those accolades, my ass is considered right on their level. Would you like to know fucking why?
No matter how many times I was buried by management, no matter how many times I was fired and rehired, no matter how many times these people suspended me, my mouth never stopped. I had to watch a fucking shitty title reigns while being buried. I had to watch stiffs with half my talent get things while sitting in the middle of the card. Every horrible shot I took, every bullshit decision, my ass kept coming.
I was screwed out of title matches. I had Justice matches cancelled. I got screwed more than Allie trying to get over. Yet I still kept coming. That is why my battle royal match is a lamb to the mother fucking slaughter. Oh and one more fucking thing.
The brightly lit monitor provided by OPW management is switching screens as the man in the hoodie and Scully grabs his shovel. He proceeds to swing the large instrument of destruction at the monitor as pieces of clear glass begin to fly everywhere. The glass imbeds itself in the forehead of the fair haired young man. He looks at the camera with blood streaming down his face.
I'm bleeding and I just don't give a fuck. This is what you bitches have to deal with when we go to mother fucking war!!!!
Oh yeah. ITS BEEN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PLEASURE!
This is the reason why Mister Valentyne was sentenced to 45 days of hard labor in the EWF. The powers that be in the EWF feel that this message needs to be made clear to everyone. The assault on the integrity of the EWF and it's performers will not go unanswered. Such actions fly in the face of the competitive nature of the EWF and it's sponsors.
Fucking fine. Let's address the elephant in the room. The last time Johnny and I spoke was when I told him to go fuck himself and handed my resignation from his company of dipshits. As usual one of us ended up in jail. As usual that person was fucking me. The last person I ever expected to see was that blue haired Dipshit go bail me out. He said something about restarting the greatest tag team to ever walk the fucking Earth in some shit hole called Empire.
As a result of the brash actions and words from Mister Valentyne, he will be competing in an over the top rope battle royal. A match in which his tag team partner will be involved. This will show once and for all the rules will be followed.
This makes zero fucking sense, but why should these fucking dipshits start making sense now? So this whole load of bullshit was to make me follow rules? You know damned fucking well that there is not a rule on this planet I will not break. It's kind of my fucking thing. So to make your retarded ass point you put me in a match with zero fucking rules and I can do anything the fuck I want? So you try to teach me to follow rules by putting me in a match with no rules? Yeah that makes sense, bitch!
Now allow me to make a few things clear. Hunter Valentyne has had more matches than most of these bitches put together. The winner of this cluster fuck gets to enter another battle royal? What the fuck? Get this straight right fucking now! I can enter first or fifty first and I will win the fucking thing. Same goes for my long winded brother.
As a warning we do not condone or encourage any horrible uses of names like Hitting on cocks, Double Anal Devin, or any other crude reference to people in the Battle Royal. We find such uses of homophobic slurs horrible and would never condone language that some bitch with herpes would ever use to get over in the cheapest way possible. We are not some lame wrestling company and never will be.
Allow your boy to give you some advice that only experience will provide. Not one bit of your fancy moves are going to be worth a shit when I wrap this fucking shovel around your fucking skull. Ask that Johnny how that has ever worked out for any of our over matched opponents! Since I will knock these losers the fuck out like they were listening to their own shitty promos, that would be not at fucking all! All of these bitches are going to bleed. Your boy has bled buckets in this ring, but what about your broken English speaking, lawnmowing, Dirty Sanchez giving ass? Allow me to remind you that I have been hit with chairs, shovels, ladders, and every fucking thing else not nailed down. Multiple times I have been thrown off the top layer of steel cages. What are your headscissors takeovers going to do to me besides piss me the fuck off?
We will never condone the racial slurs that Mister Valentyne prefers to use. We will never refer to Anarquia as using a lawnmower to make his living or the questionable means as to how they came to be in this country. We at EWF believe in equal opportunity for all races, genders, Creed's, and colors. We will never refer to the color of his beard as being the result of giving Dirty Sanchezes to gain entry into EWF.
For fuck sake is this shit really necessary? Hunter Valentyne always warns people what the fuck is going to happen before it happens. There is no need for a disclaimer. Your boy has always taken responsibility for his words and actions. He has been fined, suspended, fired, and otherwise sanctioned for his words and actions. All the powers and wannabes cannot touch this simple truth. Dennis Slater, pay attention bitch. No one in the history of this business has been more sanctioned than Hunter Valentyne. So pay attention and take notes, boy.
The EWF will not be held responsible for the horrible words and actions of Mister Valentyne towards females. We do not condone abuse to the fairer sex. These are the thoughts and actions of Mister Valentyne alone.
Hold on one fucking second. None of the bullshit that is happening with Allie Garcia is my fucking fault. She is the one playing her little fucking games. Noone told her to fuck with me. Everything that has happened to this point is on her fucking head. Can anyone name one single thing I did to that bitch? Everything that happens moving forward is on her damned head. Including what is going to happen to her bitch boy.
The actions of Mister Valentyne do not reflect the morals and family virtues of the EWF as a company. We request that parents keep in mind that adult programming exists within the family friendly programming that the OPW proudly presents on a weekly basis. Parental Discretion is advised.
Bitch please! The truth was that her doing that was a shock to me. It never occurred to me that she had the guts to do that. Yeah the distraction cost me that match. Not the first match I've lost, not the last. But one thing became apparent. That bitch should be billed from Silicon Valley. Those funbags have had more work done on them than all of EWFs bullshit personas. That is a lot of fucking work!
The violence that will take place in this battle royal is not for the faint of heart. We strongly suggest the death of Hunter Valentyne not be viewed by young children or by those who detest the sight of blood. It is our duty as a responsible wrestling company to forewarn each of you of the violence to come. We do not condone Mister Valentyne claiming not to know who Hitman Cox is. The EWF feels it is disrespectful and we believe in respecting all people.
GO FUCK YOURSELF! Seriously, I have no fucking idea who this fucking tool is. As far as your boy can tell he is some clown pirate? Butt pirate is more fucking like it. I tried to Google his bitch ass but all that came up was how much Gabriel Byrne sucks. Bitch, your ass is going to bleed. A FUCKING LOT! But then maybe that's what some clueless bitch like yourself wants. You probably think your only appearance in the spotlight is going to make you famous. The only thing famous about it is the ass kicking you are soon to receive by the most infamous asshole of all time.
We are family friendly. The horrible words and actions of Mister Valentyne do not reflect the values and moral obligations of the EWF as the leading wrestling company in the Free world.
Bitch, shut the fuck up! This is typical of these weak bitches to continually repeat themselves because they ran out of shit to say. We fucking get it, you suck and are full of fucking shit. Now we are on to the last little bitch to get punished. To be honest, Dio does concern me a little. Anyone who is willing to have unprotected sex with the doorknob of professional wrestling is as hardcore as it gets. Maybe he needs an AIDS test after sticking his underdeveloped fuck stick into the dirtiest slut to ever live. If he is willing to risk life and cock to nail that dirty thot, what will he do to win the Battle royal? Hope his tainted blood doesn't fall on me. Maybe I'll gut that little inexperienced bitch open and wipe his blood on the other two. Maybe that is the most hardcore weapon in this match.
The content to follow is for entertainment purposes only. None of these words are meant to be diss respectful. The OPW is about the entertainment of our fans and never meant to hurt the feelings of others.
Okay whiny ass white people. Now I guess it is time to bring up everyone's favorite piece of shit. Everyone seems to be shocked about my undying hatred for wrestling in general. Not really sure why that shit is shocking to anyone. These shit stains are still complaining. In 2020, history will repeat itself. The main problem is that these dudes are a marks for themselves. The delusional comments from this little bitch piss me the fuck off.
You get every fucking title match you ever want. You win damned near every match. You get pretty much anything you have ever wanted. You have custody of your kid. You are dating the flavor of the month. What the fuck have you ever had to overcome?
Hunter Valentyne refuses to kiss anyone's ass. He has been fired and suspended more than the amount of Allie Garcia's sex partners. He has busted his ass to earn everything he has. You want my respect? Earn your main event spot instead of kissing ass to get it. Oh I know you are doing your best Domestik Disturbance impersonation and shit. You are as good at being a rebel as Allie is at being a virgin. But we both know what a fucking piece of shit you are.
Baby face in front of the camera, heel behind it. Life imitates art, right, J
Noone will ever diss respect the authority of the EWF, it's affiliates, or sponsors. Anyone doing such things will be made an example of. We have the responsibility to set the proper example for the youth of this great nation. Each wrestler will be a role model to the world.
Alright, bitch. I was going to let this cheap heat shit slide. You are not the brightest tool in the fucking shed. I hit your bitch ass with a shovel to send you a mother fucking message that you were idiots will have no choice but to get. I could have used anything, but I used your own weapon. Did you ever stop to ask why? Of course not. You keep wanting to bring up the family history all the fucking time. You ever wonder why Hunter Valentyne is in the EWF after he left the business without a trace?
I am going to accomplish all of the shit you love to brag about. You won't have shit to brag about other than losing matches and putting tag titles on yourself and that Hunter Valentyne wannabe bitch. Oh and one more thing. You never ever carried me in your fucking pathetic life. That's why I won world titles after our ill rated partnership.
As for the shovel, it was a message. I realize that sending a message to an idiot is difficult sometimes. I needed you to get the message loud and mother fucking clear. There will come a time where you will take off that suit and step into a ring with me. That will be the longest day of your fucking life. You needed to know why I am here and now you fucking know.
In closing, the EWF will not tolerate violence towards women. We believe that women are meant to be pleading to the eye and not beat up. Do not think we are behind the antics of Hunter Valentyne and his appearance at a shelter for battered women.
Fights tend to find me, not the other way around. This is a fight Allie seems to want and has since the inception of the EWF. She wants to constantly get into my business. She wants to cost me matches. She wants this shit to get personal. Be very careful what you ask for, bitch. Ask your Broke Back Cowboy what the fuck happens when shit gets personal. The problem you have is that I will do anything to destroy your life. I will do it just to see the look on your cum drenched face.
Do not ever forget what happens to you and your crew is on your head. You came for me like you think you are something. You are soaking in the adulation from the EWF. That feeling is going to get your ass kicked. I will have no mercy on you because you are a woman. I will enjoy making you bleed more than your menstrual cycle.
The truth about your boy is that he won about as many matches as he lost. He won one world title that he never defended. All of the shit these bitches care about I didn't do. But my ass is in the hall of fame, same as they are. Despite never having those accolades, my ass is considered right on their level. Would you like to know fucking why?
No matter how many times I was buried by management, no matter how many times I was fired and rehired, no matter how many times these people suspended me, my mouth never stopped. I had to watch a fucking shitty title reigns while being buried. I had to watch stiffs with half my talent get things while sitting in the middle of the card. Every horrible shot I took, every bullshit decision, my ass kept coming.
I was screwed out of title matches. I had Justice matches cancelled. I got screwed more than Allie trying to get over. Yet I still kept coming. That is why my battle royal match is a lamb to the mother fucking slaughter. Oh and one more fucking thing.
The brightly lit monitor provided by OPW management is switching screens as the man in the hoodie and Scully grabs his shovel. He proceeds to swing the large instrument of destruction at the monitor as pieces of clear glass begin to fly everywhere. The glass imbeds itself in the forehead of the fair haired young man. He looks at the camera with blood streaming down his face.
I'm bleeding and I just don't give a fuck. This is what you bitches have to deal with when we go to mother fucking war!!!!
Oh yeah. ITS BEEN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING PLEASURE!