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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:00:38 GMT -5
Juanita (0-3) v. “The Queen of the West Side” Shannon Riley (0-3)
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a grudge match and is scheduled for one fall.
“Escapate Conmigo” by Wisin and Ozuna hits the sound system and Juanita begins to slowly walk towards the ring showing a face of disgust and, for once, her and Carlito are not dancing their way down the ring as Carlito Rodriguez is nowhere to be seen.
Tiffany Styles: Making her way down the ring, she hails from San Juan, Puerto Rico…JUANITA!!!!
"Cross my heart, hope to die, to my lover I'll never lie..." is heard echoing throughout the EWF's sound system as "The Queen of the West Side" Shannon Riley steps out of the tunnel way in a green top and bottom. Shannon struts to the ring with John Cavanagh accompanying her. Cavanagh walks up the steel steps and holds the middle and bottom rope open so that Shannon can enter the ring. Shannon turns to Cavanagh and gives him a kiss as Cavanagh gets down to ringside and Shannon gets ready for her match.
Tiffany Styles: Making her way down the aisle, accompanied by the EWF World Champion “The One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh, she hails from Hell’s Kitchen, New York…”The Queen of the West Side” SHANNON RILEY!!!!
Shannon and Juanita come to the center of the ring and begin to exchange words, Juanita pushes Shannon and Shannon rears back connecting with an open palm smack. Juanita bends over holding her jaw and Shannon connects with a bulldog and goes for a quick cover …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: That would have been a pretty quick match!
Devin Hart: Both of these ladies are determined to score their first victories here in the EWF.
Juanita gets up and Shannon locks her in a sleeper but Juanita connects with a snap mare. Shannon sits on her rear and Juanita connects with a dropkick to the back of Shannon’s head and goes for a cover of her own …1 …2 …kick out!
Robert Spollen: You’re not kidding that both of these ladies are trying to steal this match quickly.
Devin Hart: It’s hard for me to pick a side in this one…I love Juanita and Carlito but I love Shannon and John!
Shannon gets to her feet and swings at Juanita but Juanita ducks and goes behind Shannon lifting her and hitting an atomic drop followed by a clothesline from behind. Juanita covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Juanita is dictating the pace of this match up, that doesn’t bode well for Shannon Riley.
Devin Hart: Juanita does have an added incentive, her and Carlito have remained a part these past two weeks.
Juanita begins to argue with the referee for a faster count when Shannon rolls her up …1 …2 …kickout! Both women spring to their feet and Juanita goes for a spinning wheel kick but Shannon sidesteps and catches Juanita with a super kick on the rebound. Shannon drops to the mat and hooks the near leg …1 …2 …Juanita gets her far foot on the rope.
Robert Spollen: Juanita showing tremendous ring awareness and it may have just saved her the match.
Devin Hart: I’d say so that kick from Shannon was devastating.
Juanita gets back as Shannon kicks her in the gut and connects with a face buster. Shannon climbs to the top and flies off with a guillotine leg drop but Juanita moves at the last moment. Juanita gets to her feet at the same time as Shannon. Juanita grabs Shannon from behind with a waste lock but Shannon hits her with an elbow to the side of the head and hits off of the ropes, Shannon misses a lariat and hits off of the other ropes but this time both women connect with a lariat and they’re on the mat.
Robert Spollen: These two ladies may both still be searching for the first win if this referee reaches a count of ten.
Devin Hart: What a shame that would be, poor Carlito would really need to defeat Christopher Charles then!
The two get to their feet at the count of five. Juanita runs at Shannon who is near the corner but Shannon moves allowing Juanita to slam to the turnbuckles. Juanita turns to a kick to the gut from Shannon who lifts her up and hits the Lucky Clover (Falcon Arrow). Shannon covers …1 …2 …3!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner…”The Queen of the West Side” SHANNON RILEY!!!!
Robert Spollen: A hard fought battle by these two young ladies unfortunately for Juanita, Shannon Riley was able to get the best of her at the end.
Devin Hart: I’m sure John and Shannon will be going out later on tonight to paint the town red after this one!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:01:09 GMT -5
Technical Authority (1-0) v. The Scots (1-1)
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall.
The Scottish Bag Pipes echo throughout the arena as the two kilt-wearing Scotsmen Paul Barclay and Jack Haggart make their way to the ring smiling for the crowd and slapping hands. The Scots walk up the steps and get into the ring and remove their kilts and their "Real Men Wear Kilts" shirts and throw them to the crowd.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way down the aisle, hailing from Edinburgh, Scotland, the team of Jack Haggart and Paul Barclay…THE SCOTS!!!
Kenneth Marshall and Alec Kirkland walk down the aisle. Kenneth is focusing on the ring while Alec has slight interactions with the crowd.
Tiffany Styles: Making their way to the ring, hailing from Mississagua, Ontario, Canada and Stellarton, Nova Scotia, Canada respectively…the team of Alec Kirkland and Kenneth Marshall…TECHNICAL AUTHORITY!!!
The bell rings as Kenneth Marshall and Paul Barclay lock up in the center of the ring. Paul pushes Kenneth to the turnbuckles, the referee has the men break their hold and Paul lands a headbutt to Kenneth. Paul whips Kenneth to the ropes and goes for a big boot but Kenneth ducks and stops on a dime, turning around and lifting Paul up with a German Suplex. Paul gets to his feet and Kenneth brings him down with a drop toe hold and floats over to a crossface.
Robert Spollen: The pressure on the neck and jaw of Paul Barclay could be enough to end this one in the early going.
Devin Hart: I doubt that big dumb Scotsman is smart enough to tap from the pain.
Jack Haggart comes in to the ring to break up the hold as Alec Kirkland gets in the ring to stop Jack. The referee separates the two men as both Alec and Jack return to their corners. Kenneth goes for a clothesline but is caught by Paul who brings him down with a sidewalk slam and covers …1 …2 …kickout! Paul gets to his feet and walks to Jack, making the tag. Jack comes to the ring and goes to hit Kenneth with a dropkick but Kenneth sidesteps the attempt. Jack gets to his feet and Kenneth hits him with a Dragon Suplex. Kenneth rings Jack’s arm when Jack is back to his feet and makes the tag to Alec. Alec climbs to the top and brings down a double axe handle on Jack’s shoulder.
Robert Spollen: The younger teammate of Technical Authority now has his chance to show what he has to offer.
Devin Hart: I don’t get these guys…no music, no team name, it’s like they like being plain.
Alec levels Jack with a European Uppercut and a kick to the gut. Alec lifts Jack in the air and connects with a slingshot brainbuster. Alec covers …1 …2 …kickout! Alec and Jack are back to their feet and Jack misses a clothesline. Alec grabs him from behind and brings him down with a neckbreaker. Alec pops up and drops an elbow before covering Jack again …1 …2 …Paul breaks it up with a kick. The referee gets Paul back to his corner and turns around in time to see Alec make a tag to Kenneth.
Robert Spollen: You can never understate the importance of making regular tags in a tag team match to keep the freshest man in the ring at all times.
Devin Hart: Thanks for the insight Robby, always pointing out the obvious.
Kenneth goes for a European Uppercut but Jack deflects it and connects with a European Uppercut of his own. Jack sends Kenneth to The Scots’ corner with a hard Irish Whip, Paul grabs hold of Kenneth and Jack charges for a boot in the corner. Kenneth whips his head backwards striking Paul in the nose and ducks. Jack’s big boot comes in to contact with Paul knocking Paul off of the apron. Kenneth grabs Jack from behind and locks in the Dragon Sleeper with Body Scissors bringing Paul down to the mat. The referee checks on Paul who nearly immediately taps out.
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners via submission, the team of Alec Kirkland and Kenneth Marshall…TECHNICAL AUTHORITY!!!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:01:40 GMT -5
Allie Garcia (1-0) v. “T.H.C.” The Hot Chick (0-0)
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
The arena lights flash low with the music until the lyrics hit and Allie steps out onto the entrance ramp, dressed in blue, black and silver wrestling trunks with a matching sports bra-style top, knee pads, kick pads over black amateur-style shoes, wrists taped. She struts a little down the ramp before breaking into a sprint about halfway down, sliding headfirst into the ring under the bottom rope, popping up to hit the opposite ropes and coming back, stepping up onto the ropes, one foot on the middle and the other on the bottom, facing the entranceway and striking a double bicep flex pose with a grin before hopping back towards the middle of the ring, ready to compete.
Tiffany Styles: Making her way to the ring, she hails from Newcastle, Ontario, Canada…”The Pretty Badass” ALLIE GARCIA!!!!
Coughs echo and smoke fills the entry way when "Stay High" by Three 6 Mafia, Young Buck and 8Ball & MJG hits. "T.H.C." The Hot Chick walks out with her arms stretched taking in the warm embrace of the fans with "Blazed Up" Dank Sinatra following directly behind her. THC slides into the ring and props herself up across the top rope in the corner to take a breather while she waits for the match to start.
Tiffany Styles: Making her way down the aisle, accompanied by the reigning EWF World Television Champion “Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra, hailing from Your Local Pot Dealer….“T.H.C.” THE HOT CHICK!!!!
The bell rings and Allie and THC shake hands in the center of the ring. The two women circle one another and Allie goes for a clothesline but THC brings her down with an arm drag. THC leaps up and connects with a dropkick when Allie is back to her feet. Allie gets back to her feet to be brought down by a flying head scissor takedown.
Robert Spollen: THC is red hot in the early going and Dank Sinatra couldn’t look happier on the outside.
Devin Hart: I mean her name is The Hot Chick and Dank is probably just high.
Allie moves to the turnbuckles on the mat and THC hits her with a flipping senton in the corner. THC pulls Allie up out of the corner and sends her to the ropes, THC goes for a flying shoulder block but Allie catches her head in midair and brings THC crashing down with a DDT and both women lay on the mat.
Robert Spollen: Beautifully scouted by Allie Garcia!
Devin Hart: Another beautiful wom…uh, maneuver?
The two get to their feet at the count of four. THC charges with a clothesline but Allie hits her with a hip toss followed up by a clothesline of her own. Allie grabs THC and sends her to the corner with an Irish Whip, Allie charges and leaps hitting a hip attack on the corner THC. Allie begins to land a series of kicks to THC’s torso before taking her over with a snapmare and then driving a kick to THC’s upper back.
Robert Spollen: Allie Garcia is beginning to show off a little bit of a mean streak in this match.
Devin Hart: Well, she is pretty badass.
Robert Spollen: Always with the puns.
Allie lets THC get to her knees and then connects with a swinging neckbreaker. THC slowly gets back to her feet and is hit with a butterfly suplex. THC gets back to her feet and dodges a spinning kick from Allie and connects with a forearm smash. THC whips Allie to the ropes but Allie hits her with a flying crossbody. Allie pulls THC up and hits her with the Redtail Driver (Lifting Sitout Inverted DDT) …1 …2 ..3!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “The Pretty Badass” ALLIE GARCIA!!!!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:03:08 GMT -5
”The Latin Lover” Carlito Rodriguez (1-3) v. “Classy” Christopher Charles (1-4)
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a grudge match.
”Escapate Conmigo” by Wisin and Ozuna hit and “The Latin Lover” Carlito Rodriguez begins to walk down to the ring with a stressed-out expression on his face and no Juanita at his side.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing first, hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico, “The Latin Lover” CARLITO RODRIGUEZ!!!
“The Man” by The Killers hits the EWF’s loud speakers and the lights go dark save for one spotlight transfixed on the entry way. “Classy” Christopher Charles comes out from behind the curtain with a smug grin, an untied golden robe to show his chiseled physique, black ring tights with the letters “CC” in gold near the waist and “Classy” written across his ass. Christopher Charles walks to the ring continuing his smirk. Classy enters the ring, he walks to the center of the ring drops to a knee and flexes making sure to kiss both of his biceps.
Tiffany Styles: And his opponent, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, “Classy” CHRISTOPHER CHARLES!!!!
Christopher stays in his corner awaiting Carlito to make the first move. Carlito flexes his chest and abs and waves Christopher on to begin the match. Christopher shakes it off and Carlito drops to a knee to flex and show his body which allows Christopher to jump him from behind and begin to land fists to the back of Carlito’s head. Carlito gets up as Christopher continues to strike him. Christopher pulls Carlito and tosses him to the turnbuckles and Carlito flies through them crashing his shoulder against the ring post. Carlito’s body falls to the outside.
Robert Spollen: Christopher Charles has been sliding in to a dark, dark place.
Devin Hart: I would be too if I took the amount of losses he has been taking at the hands of poor officiating.
Christopher follows Carlito to the outside and begins to land boots on Carlito’s ribs. Christopher pulls Carlito to his feet and tosses him face first to the ring post. Christopher grabs Carlito and hits a snap suplex on the outside. The referee’s count is at six and Christopher rolls under the ropes to break the count. Christopher turns around and drives Carlito’s lower back in to the guardrails.
Robert Spollen: Somebody should let Christopher Charles know that he won’t be able to pick up a victory on the outside.
Devin Hart: The look in my eyes is telling me that he isn’t focused on winning tonight.
Christopher picks up a steel chair and throws it in the ring. Carlito is seated next to the steel steps when Christopher charges at him but Carlito moves and Christopher crashes shoulder first to the steps. Carlito gets to his feet as Juanita exits the curtain on to the entrance ramp.
Robert Spollen: Juanita failed in her quest to win her first match up earlier in the night and now here she is trying to cheer her man to victory.
Devin Hart: That’s great and all but I have a feeling Christopher Charles may kill someone if he doesn’t win tonight.
Carlito locks eyes with Juanita and turns to Christopher who is getting up holding his shoulder. Carlito tosses Christopher under the bottom ropes and slides under. Carlito makes a quick cover …1 …2 …kickout! Carlito pulls himself up and attempts a super kick but Christopher ducks and connects with a jawbreaker. Christopher grabs the steel chair he threw in the ring and begins to stalk Carlito. Carlito turns around and Christopher raises the chair but the referee grabs the chair.
Robert Spollen: It’s about time one of these referees stand up to this spoiled brat!
Devin Hart: This is just another example of the officials having a conspiracy against the classiest member of the EWF roster.
Christopher begins to scream at the referee and Carlito rolls him up …1 …2 …kickout! Christopher gets up and goes for a clothesline but Carlito ducks and hits off of the ropes and connects with a leg lariat. Carlito gets back to his feet and blows a kiss to Juanita. Carlito goes for a kick but Christopher catches it only for Carlito to connect with an enziguri that knocks Christopher face first to the mat. Carlito lines up and Christopher gets up, Carlito leaps and hits the Traicion de Amor (Backstabber) and hooks the near leg …1 …2 …3!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “The Latin Lover” CARLITO RODRIGUEZ!!!
Carlito screams “JUANITA!!!!” Juanita runs down the ramp way and Carlito meets her on the outside and catches her in his arms. The two embrace and Carlito walks to the back with his “mami” in his arms. Christopher Charles gets up in the ring and grabs the referee and begins to choke at him. Christopher tosses the referee over the top rope and to the outside and screams the referee is “lucky” as Evolution cuts to a commercial break.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:03:22 GMT -5
The Mistress
Allie Garcia is seen in the locker room in her street clothes after her victory, she is standing with Hardcore Heather.
Hardcore Heather: Hell of a match, congratulations on another win!
Allie Garcia: Yeah, THC gave me a run for my money but that’s great…competition is always a good thing.
The lights begin to flicker and a loud female scream is heard. The lights come back on and both Hardcore Heather and Allie Garcia are now covered in blood. A female figure stands behind the two men with vampire fangs and blood pouring from her mouth, the lights go back off just as quickly and Evolution cuts to the ringside area.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:03:45 GMT -5
”The Heir Apparent” Andy Donahue (0-2) v. Realm (3-2)
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is an Extreme Combat Rules Match.
“What’s Left of the Flag” by Flogging Molly echoes throughout the PA system when “The Heir Apparent” Andy Donahue steps out of the tunnel. Andy Donahue throws his hands in the air and begins to flex his pectoral muscles over and over as he walks down the aisle. Andy hops up on the apron and springboards himself in the ring. Andy hops on the turnbuckles and sits down on the top to wait the beginning of his match.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Hell's Kitchen, New York..."The Heir Apparent" ANDY DONAHUE!!!
"Walk" by Pantera begins, and Realm slowly makes his way onto the ramp. He stands still for a moment, taking in the crowd, before raising one hand in the air. He then makes his way to the ring, rolling under the bottom rope, and leaning into the turnbuckle casually, waiting.
Tiffany Styles: Walking to the ring, he hails from Phoenix, Arizona...REALM!!!
The bell rings and as Realm is taking off his jacket in the corner Andy comes charging with a splash that catches Realm in between the turnbuckles. Andy begins to level Realm with a flurry of rights while Realm is still stuck in his jacket. Andy clotheslines Realm over the top rope and to the floor. Andy hits off of the far ropes and comes crashing on to Realm with a tope suicida. Andy gets back to his feet and lets out a large roar.
Robert Spollen: It looks like Andy Donahue is a man on a mission.
Devin Hart: And why shouldn’t he be? You heard him say he was going to help Cavanagh out by eliminating one of his opponents.
Andy allows Realm to get to his feet before picking him up and slamming him down with a spine buster on the outside. Andy grabs Ream by the feet and catapults Realm face first to the steel ring post. Realm wobbles backward and Andy catches him slamming him down with a German Suplex on the outside. Andy grabs a steel chair from ringside and smashes the chair over Realm’s head as Realm gets to his feet.
Robert Spollen: That was a deafening blow off of the end of that steel!
Devin Hart: Well, when steel meets skull steel always wins.
Andy pulls Realm by the hair and begins to walk up the ramp way. Andy tosses Realm in to the guard rail and then sends him to the opposite guard rail. Andy picks Realm up on to his shoulders and drops him throat first across the guardrail. Andy lets Realm slowly get to his feet and connects with a running big boot on the outside. Andy pulls Realm by the leg, dragging him up the ramp way.
Robert Spollen: I don’t like where this is going.
Devin Hart: I most definitely do.
Andy picks Realm up and laughs, he lifts him up and tosses him off of the entry stage down to the concrete with a power bomb. The referee runs down to check on Realm who is not moving. Andy hops off of the stage and picks up a pipe that is laying nearby and begins to crush Realm in the ribs. Realm rolls over and coughs up blood. Andy punt kicks Realm in the head as the referee throws up his arms in an “X” and calls for the bell.
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match, as a result of a referee stoppage…”The Heir Apparent” ANDY DONAHUE!!!!
Robert Spollen: This is just sick, Andy Donahue has done some serious damage to Realm.
Devin Hart: Well, Realm wants to be the World Champion sometimes you’ve got to fight big, scary guys to get there.
Andy stands smiling at the destruction he has caused as the EMTs rush Realm who is bleeding from the inside. The EMTs begin to get Realm on to the stretcher as Andy walks off and Evolution cuts to a commercial.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:07:00 GMT -5
Animabus Damnatis, Ash Everett & Vin Halsted v. American Muscle, Justice Cross & “The Shining Star” Anthony Royal
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is an eight person inter gender tag team match scheduled for one fall.
House lights begin to flicker on and off in a red tint to the guitar of “Ov Fire And The Void” when they are seen with smoke flowing from the curtains. The Master leads the way laughing and cowling his way down the ring with The Monster and The Creature following in a slow trance. Lucifer’s Legion makes their way into the ring. The Monster and The Creature flank The Master who sticks out his tongue showing the world his fangs.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing the first team, first accompanied to the ring by The Master, they hail from The Inferno and they are the current reigning EWF World Tag Team Champions, the team of The Creature and The Monster…ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!
"Thunder Kiss '65" by White Zombie comes over the loudspeakers. White searchlights run over the crowd and the entrance way. Ash Everett makes her way through the curtain wearing a studded leather jacket, and bedazzled sunglasses. She cups her hands around her mouth and lets out a howl, to which the crowd howls back. She takes the time to high five fans on her way down the ramp, and then rolls under the bottom rope.
Tiffany Styles: And their tag team partner, hailing from Lubbock, Texas, she is the current reigning EWF World Women's Champion...ASH EVERETT!!
A blue strobe light flickers over the white smoke as Halsted rises up from the floor to the rampway while standing with his head down and hand-in-hand in front of his body when the first chord of “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play. He, then, rages forward with his arms spread and a massive yell from his abdomen “Hail to the King” as the line “Hail to the King” crescendos over the arena sound system. The blue strobe light fades as a cascading golden waterfall of fireworks flows from the top of the entrance to the rampway behind him, he saunters forward with a cocky strut and smirk on his face. He jumps onto the middle of the apron in front of the ring, wipes his feet, and jumps over the ropes with ease. He climbs the nearest corner first to stand in front of the crowd to bask in his glory as he stretches his arms with his fists clenched as the refrain of “Hail to the King” plays over again. The music fades as he climbs down, then he turns and smirks at his opponent at the start of the match.
Tiffany Styles: And their final tag team partner, hailing from Chicago, Illinois…VIN HALSTED!!!
As “Kickstart My Heart” winds up, the lights go down. Mondo and Blackwell come running out of the curtain, pumping each other with small shoves to the chest. They stop at the top of the ramp to flex for the fans, pointing to the audience and shouting “Let’s go!” They energetically make their way down the aisle high-fiving the fans who reach out to them. At ringside, they continue to pump up the crowd, clapping their hands and jumping to the pumping rhythm of the music as they both make their way around opposite ends of the ring. They both roll slide into the ring from their respective sides, and take center stage in the middle of the ring where they both flex and show off their physiques in each direction of the roaring crowd.
Tiffany Styles: And their opponents, first, hailing from Ann Arbor, Michigan and Columbus, Ohio respectively, the team of Leon Mondo and Mason Blackwell…AMERICAN MUSCLE!!!
Light a Fire begins to play over the pa system and then Justice walks out onto the ramp with her arms in the air. Her thumb, index finger, and pinky would also be point upwards on both hands as well. When the sentence "Let me light a fire in you tonight" plays she bends down a bit then straightens herself back out. Justice continues to the ring with a smirk on her face before climbing onto the stairs. When she would get half way onto the apron she turned her back to the ropes then did a back flip over them. With both feet on the ground she would go over to each side of the ring smirking as the fans had mixed reactions towards her.
Tiffany Styles: And their tag team partner, hailing from St. Louis, Missouri...JUSTICE CROSS!!!
"Say Hello" by POD blares over the PA system as Anthony Royal strolls onto the stage. He pauses at the top of the ramp and smirks, taking a moment to soak in boos before he begins walking to the ring, taking the time to jaw with and insult fans along the way. He enters the ring and goes to the nearest turnbuckle, glaring out into the crowd. He then heads to the middle of the ring and waits for the match to begin.
Tiffany Styles: And their final partner, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania…”The Shining Star” ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
The bell rings and the match begins with The Creature and Leon Mondo. Mondo and The Creature lock up and push each other back and forth until Mondo is able to break the hold and land a headbutt to The Creature. Mondo tosses The Creature to the turnbuckle and rushes in with a clothesline. Mondo begins to strike at The Creature with a flurry of right hands in the corner. Mondo makes a quick tag to his partner Mason Blackwell. Mason steps in the ring and takes over landing boots to the midsection.
Robert Spollen: This match should be interesting as we basically have the matches for the Tag Team, Old Glory and Women’s Championship in front of our eyes right now.
Devin Hart: Thanks for pointing that one out to all of the people that don’t have a pulse.
Mason tosses The Creature to the ropes and a blind tag is made by Vin Halsted. Mason picks The Creature up and slams him down with a spinebuster. He goes for a cover but no count, Vin lands a knee strike to the back of Mason’s head. Vin pulls Mason up and lands a right hand. Vin tosses Mason to the ropes and connects with a Lou Thesz Press and pulls Mason’s right leg up for a pin …1 …2 …kickout! Mason gets to his feet and hits Vin down with a clothesline and the two men are down for a count of three before they both begin to pull themselves up using the ropes.
Robert Spollen: Who’s going to make a tag first?
Devin Hart: I hate to say you’re right but whatever team keeps the tags coming the quickest should take this one home.
Mason reaches his hand out and Anthony Royal makes the tag. Anthony springs off of the rope and connects with a flying forearm to Vin. Anthony gets back to his feet and goes for a super kick but Vin side steps and catches him from behind with a bridged German Suplex …1 …2 …kickout! Vin lifts Anthony up for a power bomb but Anthony turns it to a hurricanrana to a pin …1 …2 …kickout! Vin gets to his feet and he’s caught with a roundhouse kick by Anthony and Vin rolls outside to shake off the hit.
Robert Spollen: And here we are with a preview of the upcoming finals of the EWF Old Glory Championship tournament.
Devin Hart: I’m not really sure which one of these two I should pick to win it all.
Anthony flies through the middle rope with a tope suicida to Vin who flies to the guardrails. Anthony gets up and charges for a splash but Vin moves and Anthony crashes against the guardrail. Vin grabs Anthony by the hair and rolls him in to the ring. Vin gets on the apron and pulls himself over for a senton. Vin covers …1 …2 …Anthony gets his foot on the bottom rope.
Robert Spollen: You have to think that would have been all if Anthony Royal was closer to the center of the ring.
Devin Hart: How do you know he couldn’t have kicked out on his own?
Vin gets to his feet and pulls up Anthony and tosses Anthony to the ropes. Justice Cross makes a blind tag. Vin picks Anthony in to the air and hits a spinebuster. The referee tells Vin about the tag and that Vin must tag in Ash Everett. Vin tags in Ash and Ash gets in the ring. Justice charges and Ash brings her down with a Japanese Arm Drag, followed by another. Ash connects with a dropkick on Justice that sends Justice to the turnbuckles.
Robert Spollen: Ash Everett is showing the fans exactly why she is the first ever EWF World Women’s Champion.
Devin Hart: My gut is telling me that championship is going to belong to Justice Cross after Imperial Insanity.
Ash goes for a handspring elbow in the corner but Justice moves at the last moment and Ash crashes against the turnbuckles. Justice runs in and connects with a stinger splash. Justice outstretches her leg and begins to choke at Ash while using the ropes for leverage but breaks at the count of four. Justice lets Ash to wobble out of the corner and lifts her for a belly to back suplex. Justice covers …1 …2 …kickout! Justice complains about a slow count which allows Ash to roll her up …1 …2 …kickout! Ash gets to her feet and hits an STO on Justice and the two women are down on the mat. Suddenly LA Johnny Stylez steps out from behind the curtain and walks down the aisl.
Robert Spollen: What the hell is LA Johnny Stylez doing?
Devin Hart: I’m thinking that he’s coming to get himself a better seat prior to his debut in the battle royal.
Johnny gets to the ring and climbs up on the apron, he nods at Vin who smirks back. The referee tells Johnny he needs to get down off of the apron but Johnny begins to argue back to the referee. Johnny reaches in to his pocket and tosses a shiny pair of brass knuckles in to the ring. Justice and Ash begin to stir as Johnny continues to distract the referee. Justice picks up the knuckles and strikes Ash in the face. Justice tosses the knuckles out and goes for the cover. The Creature and The Monster enter the ring but Leon Mondo and Mason Blackwell charge sending themselves and Animabus Damnatis over the top rope as LA Johnny Stylez jumps off of the apron and Vin Halsted stands on the apron. The referee turns for the cover …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners…the team of Leon Mondo, Mason Blackwell, Justice Cross and Anthony Royal!!!!
Johnny and Vin both grab chairs and begin to strike Animabus Damnatis and American Muscle on the outside with the chairs as Justice paintbrushes Ash and begins to trash talk the still unconscious champion. Anthony Royal begins to get out of dodge but before he can he is met atop the entrance ramp with a steel chair shot from Hunter Valentyne.
Robert Spollen: Now just what in the hell is going on here?
Devin Hart: I’m not quite sure…I know LA Johnny Stylez and Hunter Valentyne have been a team previously but I don’t know where Vin Halsted and Justice Cross fit in to this puzzle.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:07:23 GMT -5
11 Entrant Battle Royal
Tiffany Styles: The following contest is an eleven participant over the top rope battle royal. The winner of this match will enter the Imperial Insanity Battle Royal at number thirty while the runner up will enter the Imperial Insanity Battle Royal at number one.
”The Resistance” by Skillet hits and LA Johnny Stylez begins to make his way to the ring with a cocky look on his face.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing first hailing from New Orleans, Louisiana…LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!
”Headspin” by KMK hits and HitmanCox walks to the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Hailing from New Paris, Ohio…HITMANCOX!!!
”In the End” by Linkin Park hits and Black Heart enters with a hoody on when his music starts then he walks. He takes the hoody of when he reaches the center of the ramp. He then walks towards the ring and enters. He then he bumps his chest in the center of the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California…JASON “BLACKHEART” THUNDER!!!
Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer than walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs on to the ring apron, looks out at the crowd and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.
Tiffany Styles: Walking down the aisle, hailing from Brooklyn, New York…”The Greatest Person to Ever Live” ENFORCER!!!
The Immigrant songs plays and Fiona, and Arthas Lance walk out in haste. Arthas stands at the ramp and makes a double slit throat motion with his arms and stomps down on the ramp. He then turns to Fiona and smiles like she's the most gorgeous thing on earth. He then quickly makes his way to the ring. He climbs the outside turnbuckle and hops over into the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Entering the arena, accompanied to the ring by “The Rainbow” Fiona, hailing from Forks, Washington…”The Only” ARTHAS LANCE!!!
House lights begin to flicker on and off in a red tint to the guitar of “Ov Fire And The Void” when they are seen with smoke flowing from the curtains. The Master leads the way laughing and cowling his way down the ring with The Monster and The Creature following in a slow trance. Lucifer’s Legion makes their way into the ring. The Monster and The Creature flank The Master who sticks out his tongue showing the world his fangs.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way down the aisle, he hails from The Inferno…THE MASTER!!!
Bleed It Out hits and the camera crew searches the arena for the King of the Deathmatch. Finally the camera crew finds Deathmatch Devin holding a barbed wire baseball bat above his head. Deathmatch Devin makes his way to the ring and climbs over the barricade. Devin goes under the ring and begins to scatter weapons along the ringside area and then slides in ready to give and receive pain.
Tiffany Styles: Walking down the aisle, he hails from Asbury Park, New Jersey…DEATHMATCH DEVIN!!!
The lights in the arena go out as a green glow appears on the big screen. The words Domestik Disturbance appear in a blood green font as the greatest hits video plays on the screen. Straightjacket Supermodel by Adam to Eve boards over the Soundsystem as The Muthafuckin Myth Killer appears from behind the curtain. He walks down the ramp with a pissed off look on his face as the crowd appears to wish his death to occur. He slides under the bottom rope as he waits for his over matched opponent to appear.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Sin City…”The Myth Killer” HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!
"I got-I got-I got-I got-I got-loyalty inside my DNA" is heard through the PA's and the crowd explodes when "DNA" hits from Kendrick Lamar. "Hoodstar" DeShaun Jenkins comes out from the curtains dancing along to the beat, with a big toothy grin. Jenkins makes his way down towards the ring interacting with the crowd and sliding from side to side. He finally slides under the bottom rope and continues his dancing routine until his music stops.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Brooklyn, New York…”Hoodstar” DeSHAUN JENKINS!!!
The opening chords of “House Of The Rising Sun” hits and lights flicker in the arena when a tall muscular man with long, curly blonde hair pops out from the curtain. The main walks to the ring in a trance with a cut-off leather jacket and a pair of blue jeans. Some fans outstretch their hands, some look away in disgust but Clay Holliday keeps his focus on the ring in front of him. Clay walks up the stairs and steps over the top rope. Clay throws a fist in the air as he prepares for his match.
Tiffany Styles: Walking down the aisle, hailing from Tombstone, Arizona…CLAY HOLLIDAY!!!
“Latin Lingo” by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and Anarquía comes running out from behind the curtain zig-zagging from side to side of the crowd giving high fives. Anarquía gets to the ring and hands one mask to a young fan at ringside only to reveal the mask covering his face for the mask. Anarquía hops to the apron and leaps up to the top turnbuckle outstretching his arms.
Tiffany Styles: And finally, hailing from Los Angeles, California…ANARQUIA!!!
The bell rings and HitmanCox charges Enforcer just to be chucked over the top rope, on the opposite side of the ring the same occurs with Arthas Lance as Clay Holliday tosses him over the top rope.
Tiffany Styles: HitmanCox and “The Only” Arthas Lance have been eliminated.
Robert Spollen: This one just started and we already have two of the eleven competitors out of this thing.
Devin Hart: Well, they won’t get to enter Imperial Insanity at number thirty but they also don’t have to worry about coming in at number one.
Anarquia takes Jason down with a headscissor takedown. Johnny and Hunter begin to double team DeShaun and wrestle him up against the ropes. Devin begins to level right hands at Enforcer while Clay hits The Master with a big boot. Johnny and Hunter hit a double super kick on DeShaun Jenkins that sends DeShaun over the top rope and to the floor.
Tiffany Styles: “Hoodstar” DeShaun Jenkins has been eliminated.
Enforcer grabs Devin and chucks him in to the turnbuckles and begins to throw his shoulder in to Devin’s midsection. Johnny and Hunter move towards Clay and attack him from behind and begin to double team the big man and get him up against the ropes. Jason catches Anarquia in the head with a pele kick and The Master grabs Anarquia on the rebound, hitting him with a bodyslam.
Robert Spollen: It’s difficult to call the action with all of these bodies flying around the ring ladies and gentlemen.
Devin Hart: Trust me, no one wants to hear you speak.
Enforcer pulls Devin out of the turnbuckle and strikes him with a headbutt that dazes Devin and places him against the ropes, Enforcer begins to try and get Devin up and over but Devin continues to struggle. Hunter and Johnny continue their double team on Clay before The Master grabs Hunter from behind and spits the red mist in his face. Hunter violently tries to get the mist out of his eyes but The Master is able to capitalize and clothesline Hunter over the top.
Tiffany Styles: “The Myth Killer” Hunter Valentyne has been eliminated.
Robert Spollen: And that looks as if its the end of whatever advantage Valentyne and Stylez may have had together.
Devin Hart: Unfortunately for Hunter he will have to show what he can do at Imperial Insanity.
Jason springs off of the ropes and catches Anarquia with a springboard dropkick in the center of the ring. Clay begins to catch a second wind and knocks Johnny down with a big boot. Devin pokes Enforcer in the eye to save himself from going over. Jason goes to pull up Anarquia but The Master strikes him on the side of the head with a kick and begins to level Jason with punches. Anarquia gets to his feet and runs towards Devin with a head scissors that allows him to pull Devin over the top. Anarquia is able to hold on by skinning the cat.
Tiffany Styles: Deathmatch Devin has been eliminated.
Robert Spollen: Back to the drawing board for good old Deathmatch Devin trying to capture his first World Championship.
Devin Hart: Yeah better luck next time, the only thing he’s got going for him is his first name.
Enforcer charges and hits The Master with a massive spear in the center of the ring. Clay goes to lift Johnny up but Johnny connects with a lowblow. Jason charges at Anarquia and connects with a codebreaker. Anarquia pops up dazed and Jason hits him with a dropkick that sends Anarquia over the top rope and down to the floor.
Tiffany Styles: Anarquia has been eliminated.
Robert Spollen: That was a perfectly executed dropkick by Jason Thunder.
Devin Hart: Anarquia better get used to flying over that top rope and losing things, that’s exactly what will happen to him at Imperial Insanity!
Johnny hits Clay with a jawbreaker and follows it up with a flurry of kicks to Clay’s torso in the corner of the ring. Enforcer pulls up The Master and lifts him up in a gorilla press slam and tosses The Master to the outside on top of Anarquia who has just gotten to his feet.
Tiffany Styles: The Master has been eliminated.
Robert Spollen: And then there were four!
Devin Hart: Jason Thunder, Clay Holliday, LA Johnny Stylez or Enforcer will have the biggest advantage at Imperial Insanity!
Enforcer and Johnny look at each other but then look to their opponents. Enforcer charges at Clay and hits him with a clothesline, knocking him to the mat. Jason goes for a leg lariat on Johnny but Johnny moves and hits him with a super kick. Enforcer tosses Clay in to the turnbuckles and runs crashing in to him with a full body splash. Enforcer begins to put Clay’s legs up on the ropes. Johnny hits a backbreaker on Jason.
Robert Spollen: We may be down to three in a moment.
Devin Hart: There he goes!
Enforcer is able to push Clay Holliday up and over the top to the floor.
Tiffany Styles: Clay Holliday has been eliminated.
Johnny grabs Jason by the head and tosses him over the top rope.
Tiffany Styles: Jason “Blackheart” Thunder has been eliminated.
Enforcer and LA Johnny Stylez stare each other down in the center of the ring. Enforcer smiles and walks to the ropes. Enforcer springs over the top rope and lands on his feet on the floor.
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen according to the rules of the battle royal LA Johnny Stylez will enter Imperial Insanity at number thirty and Enforcer will enter at number one!!
Robert Spollen: I just don’t get it, why did Enforcer do that?
Devin Hart: I think we are getting our answer right now.
Enforcer hands a microphone to LA Johnny Stylez while Vin Halsted and Enforcer’s wife, Justice Cross, make their way to the ring.
LA Johnny Stylez: What you people just witnessed was the birth of the most disrespectful faction in the history of professional wrestling! Say hello to The Outlawz!
LA Johnny Stylez drops the microphone and the four superstars walk up the ramp together as Evolution cuts to commercial break.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:08:09 GMT -5
Wouldn’t Miss It For The World
"Tough" Tony Martini is standing backstage with a microphone in his hand. He looks into the camera and begins to speak. Tony Martini: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are just moments away from tonight's Empire Wrestling Federation Television Title match up between the champion Dank Sinatra, and the challenger, a man who is scheduled to join me momentarily, Adrian King."
Adrian King walks into the shot, he is wearing black ring gear, and a black armband on his right bicep, with the initials "M.K." written on it in white. Adrian followed closely by his older brother Patrick King. Tony Martini and Patrick smile at each other and shake hands.
Tony Martini: "Gentlemen, let me start off by giving you my condolences on the passing of your brother, Mark. I know these past two weeks must have been really tough for your family, but I am happy you both could be with us tonight, and I truly honored that you, Pat, made the decision to come visit EWF."
Pat leans over to speak into the mic.
Pat King: "Wouldn't miss this for the world, Tony."
Tony Martini: "Adrian, there's speculation that given the loss of your brother that you may not be emotionally ready for this match tonight."
Adrian shakes his head as Tony brings the microphone up to his mouth.
Adrian King: "First things first, I want to take this moment to thank all the fans, and wrestlers who have reached out to me and my family to show their support. Without all of you, I don't know if I'd be standing here tonight. There may be doubters, but anyone who sees this band on my arm knows, I'm not just going out there for myself tonight. This match is bigger than me, this match for my brother Mark. I can't think of a better way to show my love and respect for the man who gave me my first wrestling lessons, than to go out there and use what he taught me. So as far as all this rumor and speculation is concerned, there's only one way to put a stop to that, and that is to prove them wrong."
Tony Martini: "Your opponent tonight, The EWF Television Champion Dank Sinatra has gone undefeated since winning the title at the beginning of August. Certainly, this must feel like an uphill climb for you?"
Adrian King: "Let me tell you something, Tony. I've been putting in the work, and my legs ready to make that climb. It doesn't matter what anyone has done in the past, it only matters what happens tonight. Dank Sinatra, I respect you, I respect your abilities inside the ring, and I fully expect you and I to put on a mat classic out there, maybe one of the best matches the EWF has ever seen. But, I have no intention of letting you walk out of here with that title."
Pat King puts his hands up and steps in front of Tony Martini.
Pat King: "Allow me to reiterate what my brother is trying to say to you, Dank. I know you're a chill guy, you like to take things easy. While things might be chill and calm where you're at, what you don't realize is that you're standing in the eye of the storm of the century. That storms name is Hurricane Adrian! I hope you boarded up your windows buddy, because it's about to start coming down hard."
Pat looks over at Adrian and smiles.
Pat King: "I think there's been enough talk, so let me say what Mark used to say before every one of our matches."
Pat looks right into the camera and speaks fervently.
Pat King: "Hit the music, cut the lights, because the King boys are here for a fight!"
Pat storms out of the shot followed quickly by Adrian. Tony Martini adjusts his bow tie, and positions himself in the center of the shot.
Tony Martini: "Well, there you have it. Stay tuned, because the EWF Television Title match is coming up!"
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:08:58 GMT -5
”Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra (3-2) (c) v. “A.K.” Adrian King (2-2)
EWF World Television Championship
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Empire Wrestling Federation World Television Championship!
The lights go out as "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead plays over the P.A. White strobes begin to flash. Patrick King makes his way out of the curtain holding a large black flag that says "M.K." in large white lettering. He stands still at the top of the ramp, and Adrian King comes storming out of the curtain behind him. Adrian steps in front of his brother, and gets down on one knee at the top of the ramp. He looks down and pounds the ground with his fist twice, before springing up to his feet and making his way down the ramp.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Patrick King, from Dover, Delaware, weighing in a 235 pounds he is the challenger.... "A.K." ADRIAN KING!!!
Coughs echo through the PA system and smoke begins to pour out from behind the curtain when "Kush" hits and "Blazed Up" Dank Sinatra begins to make his way out tot the ring. Dank's eyes are low and red as the devil as he lays across the top turnbuckles awaiting the start of his match.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by “T.H.C.” The Hot Chick, hailing from A Dispensary Near You and weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the current reigning EWF World Television Champion…”Blazed Up” DANK SINATRA!!!
The bell rings and the two men stare each other down as Patrick gives some last minute advice to Adrian from the outside. Dank runs towards Adrian and hits him with a monkey flip as Adrian turns around. Dank comes with a quick roundhouse kick to the side of Adrian’s head. Dank hits the ropes and hits a flying forearm that sends Adrian to the ground. Adrian rolls out of the ring holding his jaw as his brother Patrick gets in his ear.
Robert Spollen: You have to wonder just how much of Adrian’s mind is on this match after the tragic passing of Mark King.
Devin Hart: The determination he has to be a champion is quite clear, he wouldn’t be out here if this championship didn’t mean the world to him.
Dank hits off of the far ropes and flies over the top rope with a suicide splash on to Adrian. Dank gets up and rolls Adrian back in the ring. Dank springboards off of the top rope and connects with a flying leg lariat. Dank covers Adrian …1 …2 …kickout! Dank begins to pull Adrian up by the head but Adrian hits an uppercut to break it up. Adrian grabs Dank by the side and brings him down with a Russian leg sweep. Adrian gets up and composes himself. Dank pulls himself up using the ropes and Adrian hits him with a chop block.
Robert Spollen: Adrian King is now moving to focus on the leg of Dank Sinatra.
Devin Hart: Dank’s greatest weapon is his agility so I’m thinking this is a smart decision by Adrian King.
Adrian pulls Dank’s leg and drives the knee down in to the mat. Adrian pulls Dank by the leg and places his foot on the bottom rope before jumping down and driving his bodyweight on to Dank’s knee. Adrian does it once more before pulling Dank over with a single leg Boston Crab. The referee gets in to position to check on Dank but Dank waves him off. Dank reaches for the ropes and grazes it with his finger tips before Adrian pulls him to the center of the ring.
Robert Spollen: This could be the end, the pain is visible on Dank Sinatra’s face.
Devin Hart: I don’t know I can’t tell his eyes are barely open.
Dank is able to use his lower body and push out of the hold. Dank pops to his feet but he is clearly favoring his knee. Adrian kicks him in the back of the knee and Dank falls back to the mat. Adrian drops a knee across Dank’s face and covers …1 …2 …kickout! Adrian pulls Dank up and tosses him to the ropes connecting with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Adrian covers again …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Adrian King is beginning to grow a little frustrated it seems.
Devin Hart: Wouldn’t you that backbreaker would break most normal men.
Adrian goes to pull Dank up but Dank hits him with a punch to the gut. Dank leaps up and hits a spinning heel kick on Adrian. Dank hobbles to his feet and kicks the now stunned Adrian in the gut and lifts him up for an Indica Bomb (One Winged Angel) but Dank’s knee gives out allowing Adrian to fall to the mat on his feet. Adrian takes the advantage to hit the Kingmaker (Handspring Cutter). Adrian covers …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner and NEW EWF World Television Champion…”A.K.” ADRIAN KING!!! |
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Aug 30, 2020 23:09:15 GMT -5
EWF World Championship Contract Signing
EWF Evolution returns from commercial break to a ring filled with security guards. In the center of the ring there is a table with a contract placed in the center. “The Boss” Dennis Slater stands in the center of the ring with a sling around his arm and a neck brace. Dennis Slater: I’d like to take a moment to explain my absence at the last edition of Evolution. As you can tell Dirty Harry and Lou Natic did quite a number on me and that made it a little difficult to be here at the last show. I also have one new note of business…Realm, after what happened to him at the hands of Andy Donahue earlier tonight, I’ve been informed he will no longer be fit to compete for the EWF World Championship at Imperial Insanity.
The lights black out for around 5 seconds, next thing, some sort of noise can be heard blaring throughout the arena, it's the start of a song, 'haaaaail, haaaaail'. The lights come back, and now start flashing different colours. Out walks 'The Unbalanced' Lou Natic accompanied by his partner Dirty Harry, the two men walk to the ring with purpose.
Dennis Slater: I wasn’t done speaking.
Lou Natic: Yeah, none of that is really my concern. Nobody wants to sit at home and listen to you bitch against a little boo boo.
Dennis Slater: Now you listen here, just because you’re now the sole number one contender that doesn’t mean you can sit here and disrespect me!
A guitar chord is heard following by a voice "Behold the Kings. The King of Kings." Lights begin to flicker with the music "on your knees, dog". At the 0:13 mark, out from the darkness of the tunnel emerges the “One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh with the EWF World Championship strapped around his waist and Andy Donahue at his side. The Celtic Club get to the ring and step inside. The phalanx of security guards begin to split in groups of two standing between The Celtic Club and The Dirty Fucking Psychos.
John Cavanagh: Enough of this shit. I’m only here tonight for one reason and one reason only and that’s to take a pen and sign my name on a piece of paper that seal’s the fate of Lou Natic’s career.
Dennis Slater: Alright, alright, alright, the both of you calm down. I don’t understand why I’m forced to play the parent roll when it comes to the talent I’ve assembled on my roster. If you guys aren’t at each other’s throats in the ring, you’re at each other’s throats on social media.
Lou Natic: Well, if John wasn’t such an emotional bitch….
John Cavanagh: Slater…give me the contract so I can get on with my night, I’ve got more important things to do than to listen to this guy’s bullshit.
Dennis hands the contract to John who doesn’t bother to look over the contract, he simply signs his name on the line labeled for him.
John Cavanagh: There you go Lou, I just signed your death certificate.
Dennis Slater: And now for the challenger’s signature.
Dennis hands the contract to one of the security guards rather than handing it to Lou Natic personally. The security guard hands the contract to Lou Natic who opens the contract and stares down at the signature of John Cavanagh. Lou takes the pen and signs his name on the contract.
Lou Natic: So we’ve got a bitch of an owner who’s too afraid to come near Harry and myself, and we’ve got a bitch with pretty handwriting as a World Champion! Once I take your title, maybe I’ll take your pretty little fiancé too.
John Cavanagh: You piece of shit!
John and Andy charge towards Lou and Harry who do the same but either team is stopped by the army of security guards in the ring.
Dennis Slater: Cavanagh! Donahue! Lou Natic! Dirty Harry! You stop this nonsense now!!!
John gets the security guards off of him and flips off Lou Natic. John steps out of the ring and Andy follows him as the security guards ease up and are now just making sure Lou and Harry don’t follow The Celtic Club to the back. Lou grabs the microphone one last time.
Lou Natic: Hey John, let's make this match interesting! Let's take a page out of my friend's book, your enemies book, let's make this a death match, and let's throw a god damn cell in the mix. Let's make this a fucking death in a cell match!
Dennis Slater: What the hell do you think you’re doing…you don’t have the auth….
John Cavanagh: That’s perfectly fine by me, seems like a fitting place for me to kill your career.
Lou begins to cackle loudly and a sick look comes over his face.
Lou Natic: I’ll see you at Imperial Insanity!
Dennis Slater looks infuriated that his current two top talents have agreed to such a dangerous match. Dennis begins to scream at Lou and Harry in the ring and then scream up the ramp way at John and Andy as Evolution comes to a close. |
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