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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:17:01 GMT -5
EWF Evolution comes to life with a bell ringing wildly as John Cavanagh and Andy Donahue are pummeling what was the show’s dark match, Brooklyn’s Finest and The Arizona Outlaws. Andy hits a super kick on Clay Holliday and Cavanagh clotheslines Clay over the top to the floor.
Robert Spollen: Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry that this is happening. These two bastards aren’t scheduled to be out here.
Devin Hart: This is definitely more entertaining then the match these people were just watching.
Andy pulls Isaiah Carter up and plants him down with an Irish Car Bomb (Inverted Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb) as Cavanagh plants Carter’s partner, DeShaun Jenkins, down with a Hell’s Kitchen Drop (Fisherman Brainbuster). Austin Earp stumbles out from a corner and is met with a running big boot from Andy. Andy pulls the dazed Earp to the center of the ring and The Celtic Club hits him with The Houdini (Total Elimination).
Robert Spollen: It looks like poor Austin Earp just got buzz sawed in two!
Devin Hart: Trust me, that’s an improvement.
Cavanagh motions for a microphone, which Tiffany Styles brings to Shannon Riley at ringside. Shannon hands the mic to John.
John Cavanagh: I am not out here to prove a point! I am not out here to grab anyone’s attention! I am not out here in a fit of childish rage because I lost, on a fluke, the EWF World Championship—my name ain’t Christopher Charles! Not like I need to remind any of you imbeciles in this crowd or any of your cowards in the locker room but I am John fucking Cavanagh! I am the first ever and the RIGHTFUL Empire Wrestling Federation World Champion! I know the title sits with my good old pal Louie Boy—but Lou, I’m not here to talk about you. No, as a matter of fact I’m done talking about you until later tonight when I rip your god damn head off! Now, when I got to the arena earlier tonight…I was informed by our employer that as a former World Champion…I have a rematch clause. Now I could be a prick and cash it in for next week, I could steal the thunder that Lou and Kenneth Marshall have and cash it in making Hall of Heroes’ main event a triple threat. But, ya know what, I’m gonna keep that rematch in my back pocket. I have no problem letting Lou Natic and Kenneth Marshall slaughter one another for the right to keep the seat warm for old Johnnie Cavanagh. I have something else on my mind and this is something a lot more personal than a title belt.
Cavanagh drops the microphone as “King of Kings” by Motorhead hits and EWF cuts to a commercial.
Written by John Cavanagh
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:18:26 GMT -5
Jason “Blackheart” Thunder v. “The Golden Grappler” Nicholas Windsor
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be fought under traditional rules.'In The End' hits the PA system, and from the back out walks Jason Thunder in his hoodie. He walks down the ramp, slipping off his hoodie as he does, and then rolling in under the bottom rope. Climbing to his feet, he thumps his chest, while looking out at the crowd. Tiffany Styles: Introducing first, hailing from Los Angeles, California. He is Blackheart JASON THUUUUUNDER!After a few moments, God Save the Queen hits the PA system, and a small page boy runs out carrying a red carpet. He rolls it down the entryway as far as it goes, and then stands to attention at the side. With the crowd already in a lousy mood from the pompous music, they are easily jeering as Nicholas Windsor appears from the back, hands held behind his back and his nose high in the air. The Golden Grappler has on a thick regal looking velvet robe, and he slowly and casually strolls down the ramp way. Climbing the ring steps, he stops on the apron to dust off his feet dramatically, and then steps between the middle and top ropes. Making a show of waving away the referee with disdain, Nicholas slowly slips off his robe, carefully folding it and setting it aside so the page boy can grab it and take it backstage. Nicholas turns with a sneer and gives the fans a casual royal wave, not bothered one bit by their response, taking his time to bask in their reception before sinking back to his corner and stretching while awaiting the bell. Tiffany Styles: And his opponent, hailing from Berkshire, England. Making his EWF debut, he is The Golden Grappler, NICHOLASSSS WINDSOOOR!With the bell rung, Thunder starts to cross the ring, but Windsor leans out of the ropes, waving him away and demanding the referee keep them apart. Thunder backs up at the referee's insistence, and after a moment Windsor leans back in, bending down to run his hands across his boots, and then back up. He starts to circle the ring slowly, and Thunder follows suit, the two men circling each other and eyeing each other off. Finally Thunder circles in closer, but again Windsor darts back, dropping and rolling out of the ring and pacing the outside. Robert Spollen: This newcomer seems scared to even lock up right now. Not the best way to make an impression.Devin Hart: Of course you don't like it. He's not wrestling on your schedule. He's doing it on his own, and I respect him for it.Windsor slowly makes his way back up the steps and onto the apron, pointing at Thunder and demanding the referee back him up. Black-heart can be seen gritting his teeth but he does as asked, throwing his hands up and backing into the opposite corner, and Windsor climbs back between the ropes. Wiping his feet on the mat, he glances across at Thunder and then steps towards the center of the ring, and raises a hand in the air, calling for a lockup. Thunder moves in slowly, and then raises his hand to meet Nicholas' own, but the moment his fingers meet Windsor's, The Golden Grappler ducks and spins behind Thunder, locking his arm in a hammerlock. Thunder tries to reverse it, but Nicholas blocks it, kicking at the back of Thunder's knee to prevent him from getting a position of power, and pulls harder on the arm to torque the shoulder more. Thunder manages to roll himself sideways, giving Windsor a hiptoss, but the Golden Grappler lands on his feet, and instantly wraps an arm around Thunder's head, squeezing tightly on a headlock. Devin Hart: See Robert! This is what I mean. Windsor is a student of the old arts, and he knows all the tricks. This is what wrestling really is.Nicholas squeezes on the headlock, Thunder managing to push back up onto his feet. He backs up into the ropes and tries to use the ropes to shove Windsor off, managing to break his grip for a moment, but Windsor gets a handful of Thunder's hair, and yanks him back into the headlock away from the ropes. The referee spots that, getting in Windsor's face, but the Golden Grappler pleads innocence, letting go of Thunder to put himself between the official and Thunder, and with Thunder trying to crink his neck, he is caught off guard completely by a mule kick from Windsor right between his legs! Thunder crumples to the mat, but the referee saw nothing. Robert Spollen: Oh. And I suppose you're going to say thats a classic wrestling move to.Devin Hart: Damn straight. Oldest move there is. Win if you can. Lose if you must. But ALWAYS cheat.Windsor slowly starts to drag Thunder up, dropping him again with a simple neckbreaker, before following it up with a knee drop to his neck. Now the Golden Grappler seems to get to work, isolating the neck with a harsh head vice, torquing away at Thunder's neck until Blackheart manages to drape a foot over the bottom rope. Windsor waits until 4 to break the hold, dragging Thunder up and backing him into a corner. Windsor unleashes a pair of harsh knife edge chops, and then whips him across the ring. He charges across to meet him, but Thunder manages to throw a foot up and catches him coming in. Windsor stumbles back, and Thunder hops up to the middle rope, before leaping at Windsor with a flying clothesline, but Windsor ducks under it, slipping an arm around Thunder's head from behind and dropping him with a reverse backbreaker right across his knee. Windsor quickly drops atop Thunder and hooks a leg. ONE.....TW-NO! Robert Spollen: Thunder managing to force a shoulder up at two, but it's not looking good for Blackheart.Devin Hart: Windsor is dissecting him. Thunder came in with no idea what he was in for, and he's paying for it.Windsor wraps an arm around Thunder's neck, pulling him in for another headlock, only this time when the referee is out of place, Windsor starts using the ropes to elevate the tension, putting his feet across the bottom and middle ropes and dropping them when he thinks the referee is about to look. After a minute or so, the referee catches Windsor doing it and demands he breaks the hold. Windsor climbs to his feet, pleading innocence and arguing with the referee, and 'accidentally' stepping on Thunder's throat to choke him out the whole time he's doing so. After he finishes arguing with the referee, Windsor reaches down to drag Thunder up, lifting him up under both his arms, and then dropping Blackheart throat first over the top rope, sending him bouncing back and spasming while clutching at his throat. Even as Thunder tries to force some air into his lungs, Windsor does a dramatic curtsy and bows, seemingly proud of his work. Robert Spollen: Jason Thunder is struggling to breathe, and this pompous bastard is enjoying every moment of it!Devin Hart: As well he should! This is his first match, and he's getting a real chance to show these fans what he can do.The Golden Grappler now moves over to Thunder, reaching down to drag him up to his knees, getting a handful of his hair and starts ranting at him, and Thunder responds with a wild right hand to Windsor's jaw! The shot loosens his grip, but it's the second and third shot that break it, seeing Windsor stumble back, and Thunder pushes up and then charges and fires off his Devil's Blade....but the moment his back is to Windsor, The Golden Grappler dives forward and clips his knee, sending Thunder down to the mat! Windsor is quick to pounce, dragging Thunder back to the center of the ring, and with quick ease, he wraps the legs and then ties up Thunder in his WIndsor Stretch! With his neck being pulled on hard, Thunder barely even hesitates before tapping out, and the referee calls for the bell. Tiffany Styles: Your winner, by submission, The Golden Grappler NICHOLAS WINDSOR!Robert Spollen: Well mercifully it's over. Nicholas Windsor got the win, and I hope he's proud of himself.Devin Hart: I know he is, and he's not done yet!Indeed in the ring, Windsor has released the hold, but he drags Thunder up by his hair, staring him in the eyes and ranting at him, and then knees him in the gut, sets him up, and with a quick twirl around, Windsor drives Thunder headfirst into the mat with his Kingdom Krunch pumphandle tombstone! Now with Thunder not moving at all, Windsor climbs back to his feet and pushes Thunder across, rolling him from the ring before he looks at the referee and holds out his hand, demanding the referee raise his hand. The referee does so, and the EWF faithful greet this sight with loud jeers, but it doesn't seem to concern Windsor, who stands tall with an arm high and one behind his back, basking in the moment. After a few seconds the referee slips out to go check on Thunder, and Windsor heads over to the ropes, leaning out and waving at a roadie. The roadie comes over to hand Windsor a microphone, and The Golden Grappler moves over to stand near where Thunder was tossed from the ring. Nicholas Windsor: Good fellow, kindly get that piece of trash out of my sight. Someone as disgusting and useless as that has no place being this close to someone of my class. Be gone with the filth!Windsor now turns his back on the scene at ringside and instead turns to look around at the crowd. They are all still jeering him, and Windsor moves to the center of the ring, slowly re-raising his microphone. Nicholas Windsor: It's okay. It's okay. I understand you, peons. I too would jeer and boo if I saw someone that disgusting being allowed inside this ring. But it is okay. Because now you're dreams have been answered. Your calls returned. My Name is Nicholas Windsor, and I am here to once again show you uneducated serfs what TRUE CLASS really looks like. And to the disgusting samples of what is called 'wrestling' here in the colonies that are currently inhabiting the locker room, I give you fair warning. Whether you are a champion like Mr. Natic, a cowboy like Mr. Earp, a lady of ill repute like Miss Riley, or a lowly undercarder like Mr Jamester, or anyone or thing in between. If you are across this ring from me, you are going to find out two things. You are going to find out what wrestling TRULY is, and you are going to find out that I am Better then YOU!And with that Windsor bends down, setting the microphone down on the mat before rising back up and waving at the crowd pompously, before moving to the ropes, slipping out as the feed switches back to the commentatory desk. Robert Spollen: Nicholas Windsor has just sent a message to everyone backstage, and he seems set to try and make enemies right away.Devin Hart: He's just making sure everyone understand what their in for. Like a public service warning.Written By: Nicholas Windosr |
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:19:20 GMT -5
Jesse Jamester v. Vincent Novak
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
”Disasterpiece” by Slipknot blares over the sound system of the arena. Green and white lights to flicker down on a circle near the entrance. Out steps the long haired grizzly vet, Jesse Jamester. Dressed in his black tights, knee brace on his left leg visible, white boots with black laces, with signature pistols on each boot, and pistols crossing on his crotch with the initials "JJ" between them. Fists taped up, black elbow pad on his right arm, the tattooed and scars visible from neck to abdomen. Jesse Jamester takes his walk to the ring, soaking in the crowd. As he approaches the ring side area, he steps up on the second step of the ring steps, cracking his neck, shrugging the shoulders, he grabs the middle rope and steps between them, gliding into the ring in a fluid motion. He throws his fists up for a fight, before raising both arms up over his head as he leans on the ropes facing the fans. Music begins to fade out.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, he hails from Calgary, Alberta, Canada…he is “The Marvel of Madness” JESSE JAMESTER!!!!
Vincent lumbers towards the ring as “Come to Life” by Alter Bridge plays over the PA. Once reaching the apron, he leaps from the floor to a standing position along the apron. He then makes it seem like he is gonna simply step over the top rope only to springboard himself into the ring complete with a roll when he lands.
Tiffany Styles: Walking down the aisle, he hails from Pasadena, California…he is VINCENT NOVAK!!!
The bell rings and the two men lock up collar and elbow. The two men push each other back and forth in a test of strength before Novak takes the upper hand with a headlock. Novak pulls Jesse’s face down into a knee strike. Jesse holds his jaw as Novak hits off of the ropes and takes Novak down with a flying shoulder block. Novak goes for a clothesline after Jesse pops up but Jesse ducks. Jesse grabs Novak from behind and hits a bridging German Suplex …1 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: This should be an even contest…Vincent Novak with a one inch advantage in height and seven pound weight advantage.
Devin Hart: Yeah, these guys both look like they’re built like a brick house!
Jesse goes for a clothesline of his own but Novak lifts him up and slams him throat first to the ropes. Jesse stumbles backwards and Novak turns him around connecting with a belly to belly. Novak covers …1 …2 …kickout! Novak gets to his feet and moves to the corner, Jesse gets to his feet and Novak charges but Jesse catches him and brings him over with a tilt-a-whirl slam and covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: The rest of the locker room should take notice of what’s happening in this match.
Devin Hart: Most definitely two big dudes could be a threat to any competitor and especially any championship in the EWF.
Jesse and Novak get to their feet and Novak sends a haymaker at Jesse just for Jesse to duck and catch Novak with a European Uppercut. Jesse pulls Novak in and takes him over with a snap suplex. Novak pops up holding his back next to the ropes and Jesse hits him with the Warrior’s Guild (Release Dragon Suplex). Jesse climbs to the top and connects with the Falling Star (Flipping Leg Drop) and covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: How did Vincent Novak manage to get his shoulder up after that one?
Devin Hart: I’m not really sure, I figured that had to be the end those are two of Jesse’s patented moves!
Jesse gets up and pulls Novak up with him. Jesse hits a kick to the gut and drops Novak down with a piledriver. Jesse covers again …1 …2 …kickout! Jesse gets up as Novak begins to pull himself back up, Jesse grabs him by the side, connecting with a headbutt and then picking Novak up connecting with a snap brainbuster. Jesse calls for the end and pulls Novak up hitting him with the JesterPlex (Suplex to 3/4 Neckbreaker). Jesse covers …1 …2 …3!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “The Marvel of Madness” JESSE JAMESTER!!!!
Robert Spollen: A very impressive debut here for Jesse Jamester, notching his first victory here in the EWF!
Devin Hart: I guess we will see if he can keep the momentum going at the next Evolution!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:19:54 GMT -5
Extreme Announcement
 EWF returns from commercial break to Dennis Slater sitting in his office, surrounded by a group of bodyguards.
Dennis Slater: I would like to take a moment to congratulate Kenneth Marshall and Lou Natic on their victory at Imperial Insanity which will give us our headlining match for the World Championship at Hall of Heroes. Also, I big congratulations to Ash Everett and Allie Garcia who will also line up for the Women’s World Championship at Hall of Heroes. I would like to take another moment out of the Evolution broadcast to announce that the final EWF championship, the Extreme Combat Championship, will be decided at Hall of Heroes as well. Tonight, we will begin that process. We will see Anarquia, Carlito Rodriguez, Deathmatch Devin and The Master face off in a fatal four Extreme Combat rules match. The winner of that match will gain one of the spots in the Extreme Combat Championship match at Hall of Heroes! More fatal four match will proceed in the coming weeks.
Dennis Slater smiles as he unveils the Extreme Combat championship and Evolution cuts to the ringside area.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:20:13 GMT -5
Hardcore Heather v. Justice Cross
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns & Roses blares over the EWF's PA system as the hooded woman known as Hardcore Heather makes her way out of the curtains followed by her uncle, mentor and coach Deathmatch Devin. Heather walks intently to the ring, focused on only the task at hand. Heather slides into the ring and outstretches her arms in a cross position on the turnbuckle and prepares for her match.
Tiffany Styles: Making her way to the ring, she hails from Cherry Hill, New Jersey and is accompanied by Deathmatch Devin…she is HARDCORE HEATHER!!!
Light a Fire begins to play over the pa system and then Justice walks out onto the ramp with her arms in the air. Her thumb, index finger, and pinky would also be point upwards on both hands as well. When the sentence "Let me light a fire in you tonight" plays she bends down a bit then straightens herself back out. Justice continues to the ring with a smirk on her face before climbing onto the stairs. When she would get half way onto the apron she turned her back to the ropes then did a back flip over them. With both feet on the ground she would go over to each side of the ring smirking as the fans had mixed reactions towards her.
Tiffany Styles: Walking down the aisle, she hails from St. Louis, Missouri and she is a member of The Outlawz…she is JUSTICE CROSS!!!!
The bell rings and Heather comes out charging but is taken down by a Russian Leg Sweep. Justice floats over and locks Heather in an STF and the referee drops down to the check for a tap but Heather gets her hand to the bottom rope. Justice breaks at four. Justice goes for a right but Heather blocks and catches her with a kick to the gut. Heather goes for an Irish Whip but Justice reverses sending Heather to the turnbuckles. Justice charges and lands a knee to Heather’s face. Heather stumbles out and Justice grabs her connecting with a springboard bulldog. Justice covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Justice Cross is obviously out here with a little bit more attitude than usual.
Devin Hart: Wouldn’t you be a little nastier than normal after not winning a championship that you had your eyes on?
Justice paintbrushes Heather and then taunts her, Justice turns her back and Heather grabs her with a roll up …1 …kickout! Heather and Justice get to their feet and Heather goes for a big boot on Justice but Justice gets underneath and connects with a dropkick. Heather falls to the turnbuckles and Justice runs at her, connecting with a hip attack. Justice moves back to the center of the ring and goes for a running splash but Heather moves. Justice hits the turnbuckles and Heather hits her with an inverted DDT. Heather covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: A great counter from Hardcore Heather.
Devin Hart: A moment of false hope for everyone at home hoping Hardcore Heather can reverse her losing streak.
Heather hits a kick to the gut and sets up for the Blood, Sweat and Gore (Pedigree) but Justice reverses with a back body drop. Justice drops an elbow on Heather. Justice pulls Heather up and tosses her to the ropes and hits her with a spinning wheel kick. Justice covers …1 …2 …kickout! Justice climbs to her feet and catches Heather with a basement dropkick.
Robert Spollen: I don’t like how this is looking for Hardcore Heather.
Devin Hart: Its only a matter of time.
Justice pulls Heather up but Heather brings her down with a jawbreaker. Heather climbs to the middle rope and leaps off for a crossbody but Justice catches her with the Lights Out (RKO) …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner…JUSTICE CROSS!!!!
Robert Spollen: The late attempt at an offensive comeback wasn’t meant to be for Hardcore Heather.
Devin Hart: I think Justice Cross may have been tipped over the edge at Imperial Insanity. I think Ash Everett and Allie Garcia both need to take note.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:20:36 GMT -5
Anarquia v. “The Latin Lover” Carlito Rodriguez v. Deathmatch Devin v. The Master
Extreme Combat Invitational
 
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a fatal four way Extreme Combat Rules Match and is scheduled for one fall.
“Latin Lingo” by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and Anarquía comes running out from behind the curtain zig-zagging from side to side of the crowd giving high fives. Anarquía gets to the ring and hands one mask to a young fan at ringside only to reveal the mask covering his face for the mask. Anarquía hops to the apron and leaps up to the top turnbuckle outstretching his arms.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, he is one half of Los Despiadados…ANARQUIA!!!
“Escapate Conmigo” by Wisin and Ozuna hits the sound system and “The Latin Lover” Carlito Rodriguez struts out with a white suit and a red rose held in his lips by the stem, his manager and lover Juanita comes out in a black dress and the two dance their way to the aisle. Carlito and Juanita pick a beautiful young woman at ringside to give the rose. Carlito hops on the apron and shakes his ass for the crowd before ripping his snap-away white suit off.
Tiffany Styles: Walking down the aisle, being accompanied by Juanita, hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico he is “The Latin Lover”…CARLITO RODRIGUEZ!!!
House lights begin to flicker on and off in a red tint to the guitar of “Ov Fire And The Void” when they are seen with smoke flowing from the curtains. The Master leads the way laughing and cowling his way down the ring with The Monster and The Creature following in a slow trance. Lucifer’s Legion makes their way into the ring. The Monster and The Creature flank The Master who sticks out his tongue showing the world his fangs.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, he hails from The Inferno, he is the leader of Lucifer’s Legion…THE MASTER!!!!
”Bleed it Out” by Linkin Park hits as Deathmatch Devin begins to make his way out from the curtain but he’s caught from behind by John Cavanagh with a steel chair shot. Andy Donahue pulls Devin and tosses him into the guardrails. The referee calls for the bell on the inside and Anarquia flies through the air hitting both Carlito and The Master to the mat with a double flying clothesline. Andy and John begin to lay the boots to Devin on the outside.
Robert Spollen: Now this is ridiculous, someone needs to make those two get the hell out of here!
Devin Hart: Extreme Combat Rules, no disqualifications just how Deathmatch Devin likes it.
Anarquia catches Carlito with a super kick and then hits The Master with a pele kick. The Master rolls out of the ring and Anarquia follows him out hitting a tope suicida. Anarquia gets to his feet and is met by a suicide splash from Carlito. Andy pulls Devin up and places him in a full nelson, John places brass knuckles on his hand and begins to level Devin with a slew of punches. Carlito gets to his feet and picks up the steel steps. Carlito runs at The Master and Anarquia and hits both men with the steps at they get to their feet.
Robert Spollen: Remember folks, there are also no countouts in these Extreme Combat matches, so purists be damned!
Devin Hart: Yeah, also to hell with all of that safe childish nonsense we all know the people want to see blood!
Carlito walks and grabs a steel chair he moves towards Anarquia and cracks him in the back. Carlito swings at The Master but The Master hits a boot that sends the chair to Carlito’s face. The camera switches back to Devin who is now been left on the floor bloodied as Cavanagh and Donahue mock him telling him he better get to the ring. The Master grabs Anarquia and slams him down with a DDT on the outside. The Master covers …1 …2 …Carlito breaks it up.
Robert Spollen: These three men may not be known for their hardcore wrestling styles but they’ve got an opportunity to compete for a championship!
Devin Hart: Bigger paychecks could be in the future for these guys but I think Devin may be done.
Carlito pulls The Master up and goes to send him to the ring post but The Master reverses and Carlito goes face first to the post. The Master is caught from behind with a dropkick from Anarquia that then sends Master to the post. Anarquia hops to the apron and waits as The Master and Carlito get to their feet, Anarquia springs off of the middle rope and connects with an Asai Moonsault. Anarquia covers Carlito …1 …2 …kickout! Anarquia jumps to The Master …1 …2 ….kickout! Anarquia pulls himself up as Deathmatch Devin begins to walk to the ring with blood pouring from his face. Devin goes for a half hearted clothesline but Anarquia ducks and connects with a superkick.
Robert Spollen: That kick was deafening!
Devin Hart: Yeah, Devin’s going to lose a pint of blood to go along with those three teeth I think went flying!
Anarquia drops down and covers Devin …1 …2 …The Master breaks up the count. Carlito grabs Anarquia and chucks him into the guardrail. The Master goes under the ring and pulls out a table. The Master sets the table up as Devin attacks him from the side with a forearm strike. Carlito takes to the air for a stinger splash but Anarquia moves and Carlito crashes on the guardrail. Devin goes for another forearm on The Master but The Master catches him with a knee to the gut. The Master rams Devin’s lower back against the mat.
Robert Spollen: This isn’t even fair for Deathmatch Devin!
Devin Hart: Everything is fair in a match with no rules!
Anarquia catches Carlito with a jumping heel kick. Anarquia moves to the side and picks up a steel chair. Anarquia hits Carlito over the head with the chair. The Master takes Deathmatch Devin up and slams him down with a suplex onto the steel steps on the outside. The Master covers as Anarquia sets a chair up in a seated position. …1 …2 …kickout! Anarquia flies off of the chair and hits Carlito with a leg lariat knocking him back down.
Robert Spollen: I can’t believe Devin was able to get his shoulder up.
Devin Hart: I can’t believe Anarquia is still taking flight, just take the chair and hurt someone!
Anarquia runs up onto the apron and comes down with a shooting star onto Carlito and covers. The referee runs from the opposite side …1 …2 …kickout! The Master pulls Devin up and places him on the table. The Master climbs to the apron. Anarquia hops onto the apron and catches The Master with a kick to the face. Anarquia follows it up with a kick to the gut and sets him up hitting a Tequila Sunrise (Canadian Destroyer) through the table as Deathmatch Devin rolls off at the perfect moment to miss being squashed.
Robert Spollen: That could be all she wrote right there.
Devin Hart: I can’t believe I just saw that happen.
Anarquia rolls over onto The Master …1 …2 …Carlito blasts Anarquia with a chair to break up the count. Devin slowly gets to his feet and Carlito tags him with a chair to the skull. Devin wobbles and Carlito grabs him from behind with a Traicion de Amor (Backstabber). Carlito covers …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “The Latin Lover” CARLITO RODRIGUEZ!!!
Robert Spollen: There we have it, Carlito Rodriguez will be one of the men to compete for the Extreme Combat Championship!
Devin Hart: Not exactly the most hardcore wrestler although I’ve heard he’s pretty hardcore elsewhere.
Cavanagh and Donahue run back to the ring area. Carlito and Juanita are celebrating their victory and watch Cavanagh and Donahue run passed them and they quickly get to the back. Cavanagh grabs Devin and tosses him into the ring. Andy pulls another table out and slides it into the ring. Cavanagh slides in with a chair. Devin is crawling when Cavanagh crashes the chair across Devin’s back. On the outside The Master gets to his feet and begins to move towards the back. Cavanagh pulls Devin up, places the chair under his throat and drives Devin to the mat. Devin flops around on the mat holding his throat.
Robert Spollen: Security needs to get down here and stop this.
Devin Hart: Where are all Devin’s buddies when he needs them?
Andy sets up the table and climbs to the top rope. Cavanagh pulls Devin up and picks him up handing him to Andy. Andy flies off of the top with a sitout power bomb through the table. Cavanagh grabs the chair and begins to drive the chair to Devin’s throat as referees and security guards get to the ringside area to stop the assault. An eruption is heard as Dank Sinatra, Dirty Harry and Lou Natic begin to run down to the ringside area. At the site of them The Celtic Club exit the ring and begin to move up the ramp way as the EMTs begin to check on Devin.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:21:59 GMT -5
Hospital Trip
  
EWF Evolution comes back from a commercial break with ambulance doors shutting. Lou Natic, Dirty Harry and Dank Sinatra are standing on the outside as the ambulance pulls away with lights flashing and sirens blaring.
Dank Sinatra: That was not cool bro.
Dirty Harry: Definitely not, we’re gonna have to spend tonight in a hospital room with Devin.
Lou Natic: I’m gonna finish what I started at Imperial Insanity and end that piece of shit!
The three men walk off and EWF cuts back to the ringside area.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:22:19 GMT -5
”Classy” Christopher Charles v. LA Johnny Stylez
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
“The Man” by The Killers hits the EWF’s loud speakers and the lights go dark save for one spotlight transfixed on the entry way. “Classy” Christopher Charles comes out from behind the curtain with a smug grin, an untied golden robe to show his chiseled physique, black ring tights with the letters “CC” in gold near the waist and “Classy” written across his ass. Christopher Charles walks to the ring continuing his smirk. Classy enters the ring, he walks to the center of the ring drops to a knee and flexes making sure to kiss both of his biceps.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Beverly Hills, California…he is “Classy” CHRISTOPHER CHARLES!!!
”The Resistance” by Skillet hits and LA Johnny Styles walks to the ring with a cocky look on his face, ignoring the fans.
Tiffany Styles: And walking down the aisle, he hails from New Orleans, Louisiana and is the leader of The Outlawz…he is LA JOHNNY STYLEZ!!!!
The bell rings and Christopher goes for a collar and elbow but Johnny catches him with a kick to the gut. Johnny begins to level Christopher with right hand strikes. Johnny pulls Christopher in and brings him over with an overhead belly to belly. Christopher pops up holding his back and Johnny comes from behind with a double knee strike knocking Christopher chest first into the turnbuckles. Johnny begins to lay in knife edge chops on Christopher.
Robert Spollen: It’s all LA Johnny Stylez here in the early goings, this all happened because of these two going back and forth on Twitter!
Devin Hart: That’s why I stay off social media, nothing but drama.
Johnny pulls Christopher out and hits a Hero Breaker (Orton’s backbreaker). Johnny covers …1 …2 …kickout! Johnny pulls Christopher by his hair and tosses him shoulder first into the turnbuckle through to the ringpost. Johnny pulls Christopher back intro the ring and tosses him to the ropes, Johnny goes for a clothesline but Christopher ducks. Christopher hits off of the ropes and strikes a flying forearm. Christopher pops up and hits a dropkick on Johnny and Johnny rolls out of the ring.
Robert Spollen: I think Christopher Charles may have caught LA Johnny Stylez by surprise with that little flurry.
Devin Hart: I mean Johnny is pretty dominant but at the same time Christopher is the classiest guy in the company.
Christopher comes out to the apron and Johnny trips him sending his back crashing to the apron. Johnny hits a right and tosses Christopher to the ring post. Christopher smacks off of the post and Johnny hits him with a German Suplex on the outside. Johnny pulls Christopher up and tosses him back in the ring. Johnny slides in and covers nonchalantly …1 …2 …Christopher rolls him over into a pin …1 …2 …kickout! Johnny pops up and goes for a running pump kick but Christopher ducks and catches Johnny with a leaping enziguri on the rebound. Christopher grabs a dazed Johnny and connects with a cutter. Christopher covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Christopher Charles showing some life.
Devin Hart: Of course he is, anyone with that amount of class has plenty of life!
Christopher gets to his feet and hits Johnny with a kick to the head. Christopher drops a knee to the back of Johnny’s head. Christopher pulls Johnny up and Johnny picks him up and slams him down to the mat with a spinebuster. Johnny covers …1 …2 …kickout! Johnny gets to his feet and begins to argue with the referee for a faster count. Christopher crawls up behind and connects with a lowblow. The referee backs away from Johnny as Christopher hits him with a Class Act (Michinoku Driver). Christopher covers …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “Classy” CHRISTOPHER CHARLES!!!
Christopher hops out of the rings running around the ring and up the ramp way shouting in excitement with an astonished look on his face.
Robert Spollen: I can’t believe that Christopher Charles stole one right from underneath LA Johnny Stylez’s nose.
Devin Hart: I don’t think Christopher Charles can believe it either.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:22:43 GMT -5
Anthony Royal Segment
 We fade backstage where we see Anthony Royal heading towards the entrance area for his match with Adrian King. He walks past two backstage workers in the catering area who are chatting amongst themselves. As he passes the men, he double takes and glares at the man on the left.
Anthony Royal: What did you say to me?
The man on the left looks at Royal with confusion.
Worker #1: I didn't say anything.
Royal pounces towards the man, grabs him by the collar and pins him against the wall.
Anthony Royal: I heard you loud and clear. Are you calling me a liar?
The other man speaks up.
Worker #2: He didn't say anything Mr. Royal I swear!
Anthony Royal: This doesn't concern you. I'd suggest leaving.
The second man gives his friend an apologetic look and then scurries off. Royal turns his attention back to the man he has pinned against the wall.
Anthony Royal: Now, do you care to explain to me where you get off calling me a FAILURE?
The panicked man's voice cracks as he protests.
Worker #1: I...I didn't say anything like that, I swear. I didn't say anything about you at all!
Anthony Royal: Calm down. I'm not going to hurt you. All I need from you is an apology.
Worker #1: I...I'm sorry. I would never say anything like that, but I’m sorry!
Royal smiles, releases the man and fixes the collar of his shirt.
Anthony Royal: So...if you're apologizing... that must mean you said it.
Royal’s eyes become a blaze of rage. The man opens his mouth to again protest but before any words can come out Royal slaps him hard across the face, taking the man to the ground. He then grabs him by the collar and again pins him against the wall.
Anthony Royal: I'LL SHOW YOU A FAILURE!
Royal then tosses the man by his shirt across the hall through a table that had various food items on it. He walks over to the wreckage of the man and spits on him before continuing on his way.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:23:36 GMT -5
Ash Everett v. Juanita
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
"Thunder Kiss '65" by White Zombie comes over the loudspeakers. White searchlights run over the crowd and the entrance way. Ash Everett makes her way through the curtain wearing a studded leather jacket, and bedazzled sunglasses. She cups her hands around her mouth and lets out a howl, to which the crowd howls back. She takes the time to high five fans on her way down the ramp, and then rolls under the bottom rope.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing first, she hails from Lubbock, Texas and she is the current reigning EWF World Women’s Champion…ASH EVERETT!!!!
“Escapate Conmigo” by Wisin and Ozuna hits the sound system and “The Latin Lover” Carlito Rodriguez struts out with a white suit and a red rose held in his lips by the stem, his manager and lover Juanita comes out in a black dress and the two dance their way to the aisle. Carlito and Juanita pick a beautiful young woman at ringside to give the rose. Juanita walks up the steps while Carlito holds the middle and lower rope open for his love to enter. Carlito remains in his suit at ringside while Juanita prepares for her match.
Tiffany Styles: And her opponent, accompanied to the ring by “The Latin Lover” Carlito Rodriguez, she hails from San Juan, Puerto Rico…JUANITA!!!!
The two women come to the center of the ring but before the bell rings. “Bounce” by Danko Jones hits and “The Pretty Badass” Allie Garcia makes her way down to the ringside area. Ash Everett is staring her down the entire way.
Robert Spollen: Well, ladies and gentlemen, what an unexpected occurrence we are being joined by the number one contender to the EWF Women’s Championship for commentary!
Devin Hart: Welcome to ringside Allie! I must say you’re looking pretty badass tonight.
Allie Garcia: Thanks but you should calm down Devin, I’m not here for a pickup line, just here to scout my future opponent.
The bell rings and Juanita begins to trash talk Ash who promptly slaps Juanita in the mouth. Ash grabs Juanita and hits her with a scoop slam. Ash hits off of the ropes and drops a knee to Juanita’s face. Ash goes for the quick cover …1 …2 …kickout! Juanita goes to pull herself up with the ropes but Ash grabs her from behind connecting with a neckbreaker. Ash connects with a springboard leg drop and hooks Juanita’s leg while staring at Allie …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: A near fall for the Women’s Champion!
Devin Hart: Allie, this is your future, so what are you thinking so far?
Allie Garcia: I have all the respect in the world for Ash, first woman to hold that championship and she’s already successfully defended it once. That’s why I’m out here to get the best look I can at the champ.
Ash pulls Juanita up and positions her in the corner. Ash begins to hit Juanita with chops in the corner. Ash begins to ram her shoulder to Juanita’s midsection before pulling her out of the corner with a snap mare takeover and then follows it up with a basement dropkick to the back of Juanita’s head. Ash gets to her feet and motions towards Allie then Juanita with a smile. Ash kicks Juanita in the gut when Juanita gets up and brings her up and over with a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam. Ash covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Allie, I think Ash Everett is doing her best to show you exactly whats in store for you at Hall of Heroes.
Devin Hart: I honestly can’t wait to watch a match with a sexy blonde and a sexy brunette in the ring! All we need is a sexy redhead and it’s a dream come true!
Allie Garcia: Well, no wonder you’re still single Devin. Robby, I know what I’m in for at Hall of Heroes and that is one hell of a battle but Ash and I will show the world what women’s wrestling is supposed to be about.
Ash pulls Juanita up by the hair but Juanita hits her with two punches to the gut to break it up. Juanita hits off of the ropes and takes Ash down with a flying headscissors. Ash pops back up and Juanita strikes her with a spinning wheel kick. Juanita covers …1 …2 …kickout! Juanita pulls herself back up and lines up for a superkick. Ash gets to her feet and sidesteps the kick striking Juanita with a super kick of her own on the rebound. Ash turns as Juanita gets up holding her jaw and Ash brings her down with a violent spinebuster. Ash covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Perfectly executed spinebuster.
Devin Hart: Poor Carlito may have to spend hours as Juanita’s masseuse to get all of those kinks out!
Allie Garcia: Thinking of those two together is disgusting! I’m glad Ash is putting Juanita in her place right now.
Ash lines Juanita up and as Juanita gets to her feet connects with The West Texas Gavel (Widow’s Peak). Ash covers Juanita as Carlito hops on the apron.
Robert Spollen: Get that sneaky bastard off of the apron!
Devin Hart: He hasn’t done anything illegal, he’s just trying to give Juanita some words of encouragement!
Allie Garcia: Yeah but that sleezeball isn’t far away from costing Ash this match!
The headset Allie was wearing is heard dropping. Ash gets off of Juanita as the referee tries to get Carlito off of the apron. Ash gets to her feet and leaps to the air striking Carlito in the face with a jumping kick. Carlito turns dazed and Allie hops on the apron bringing Carlito down to the arena floor with a tornado DDT. Ash turns back to cover Juanita …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: You have to think that would have been the end of this one if it weren’t for Carlito’s interference.
Devin Hart: I think you’re delusional, Juanita kicked out because of her desire to win!
Allie celebrates on the outside as Ash gets back up. Allie says “you’re welcome” and Ash reluctantly nods her head as if to say she had it covered. Juanita grabs Ash and rolls her up …1 …Juanita places her legs on the ropes …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, JUANITA!!!
Robert Spollen: I don’t think I can believe what just happened, Juanita just scored a victory over the EWF Women’s Champion!
Devin Hart: I think its now within Juanita’s rights to challenge for that title.
Allie and Ash have a stare down as Ash gets to her feet obviously disgruntled at the way the match ended. Allie throws her shoulders in the air as the referee hands Ash the Women’s Championship. Ash holds her title high in the air despite the defeat.
Robert Spollen: This one should be an epic encounter at Hall of Heroes, two of the best in women’s wrestling will be going at it.
Devin Hart: And while Allie may have respect for Ash, the question is does Ash Everett share the same respect and if she did…does she still after this match?
Robert Spollen: Why wouldn’t she? Allie obviously had her back when Carlito Rodriguez interefered.
Devin Hart: And Allie also caused a distraction that helped cost Ash Everett her match here against Juanita.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:24:05 GMT -5
Future Championship Match
 EWF Evolution returns from commercial break to see Enforcer standing next to Vin Halsted who has the EWF Old Glory Championship strapped tightly around his waist. On the opposite side of the two men stands Dennis Slater in the back of the arena.
Dennis Slater: And what is it that I can help you fine gentlemen with?
Vin Halsted: The Old Glory Championship match that Enforcer earned.
Dennis Slater: Yeah, what of it? You two are scheduled to have a one on one match for the title at Hall of Heroes.
Enforcer: See, that’s just the thing…Vin and I have been on the opposite side of the ring plenty in our careers and we’ve kind of realized that we work much better as a team than as foes.
Dennis Slater: And what exactly are you proposing?
At this time a puff of smoke is seen from an open door and “Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra’s head pops out as if he is just checking out what’s going on.
Enforcer: I’m still looking to grab the EWF World Television Championship, ever since that match with that pothead loser I’ve had that as my ultimate desire.
Vin Halsted: And honestly, I think putting us in the ring together is just meant to create a divide within The Outlawz.
Dennis Slater: Well, Dank Sinatra as a former Television Champion has a rematch clause and he was in my office earlier saying he would like that rematch to happen at Hall of Heroes.
Enforcer and Halsted roll their eyes when a cough is heard from behind them. Dank Sinatra makes a slow walk from the shadows with his eyes set low.
Dank Sinatra: I mean, bros, I know we don’t really get a long but the Dankster has a way to settle our problem we’ve got going on here.
Dennis, Enforcer and Vin look at Dank with a slight look of confusion on their faces.
Dank Sinata: While I loved being the EWF World Stoner Champion, I’m thinking becoming the EWF All American Stoner Champion would be even better! So, how about I make you a trade…my Television Title Match at Hall of Heroes for your Old Glory Match at Hall of Heroes.
Dennis Slater: I’m OK with it, if you two are.
Enforcer and Vin look at each other and crack up in laughter.
Vin Halsted: You, want to challenge me for my title?
Enforcer: And you want to give me your Television Title match?
Dank nods his head, somewhat confused at Enforcer and Vin reiterating what he just said.
Enforcer: Thanks for the title shot, I guess I’ll be the Television Champion once Hall of Heroes is all said and done!
Vin Halsted: And me, I know I can wipe the floor with you Dank, so I guess The Outlawz will have possession of the Old Glory and Television Championships by the end of Hall of Heroes.
Dank smiles.
Dank Siantra: Pleasure doing business with you two bros!
Dank walks off of the set as EWF Evolution cuts back to the ringside area.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:24:26 GMT -5
”A.K.” Adrian King (c) v. “The Shining Star” Anthony Royal
EWF World Television Championship
 Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Empire Wrestling Federation World Television Championship!
"Say Hello" by POD blares over the PA system as Anthony Royal strolls onto the stage. He pauses at the top of the ramp and smirks, taking a moment to soak in boos before he begins walking to the ring, taking the time to jaw with and insult fans along the way. He enters the ring and goes to the nearest turnbuckle, glaring out into the crowd. He then heads to the middle of the ring and waits for the match to begin.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing first, the challenger, he hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he stands at six feet tall and weighs in at 227 pounds…he is “The Shining Star” ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
The lights dim as the opening riff of Tip The Scales by Rise Against plays. Flashing white lights light up the stage as the song builds. As a raspy voice yells the songs first line: “Are we so alone?” Adrian King comes storming through the curtain. He slaps both of his elbows, and looks to the crowd, taking in the moment. He walks down the aisle at a deliberate pace, his eyes fixed on the ring. Adrian King rolls under the bottom rope and poses In the center of the ring on one knee with arms outstretched, staring up the ceiling. As he gets onto his feet, he bounces against the ropes, and takes his place in his corner.
Tiffany Styles: Making his way to the ring, he hails from Dover, Delaware and stands at six feet one inch tall, he weighs in at 235 pounds and is the current reigning Empire Wrestling Federation World Television Champion…he is “A.K.” ADRIAN KING!!!
Anthony comes charging out of his corner and connects Adrian with a leaping knee strike to the face. Anthony lands two chops and backs Adrian to the corner. Anthony hits Adrian with a roundhouse kick in the corner and then hits an handspring elbow. Anthony taunts the crowd and turns back to Adrian who he places on the top rope. Anthony climbs up and goes for a superplex but Adrian hooks the bottom rope sending Anthony crushing to the mat. Adrian drops off of the top and lands a flying elbow drop. Adrian pulls himself up and connects with a swinging neck breaker when Anthony gets to his feet.
Robert Spollen: Having a little back and forth in the early going between two evenly matched athletes who could be in the main event picture in the future.
Devin Hart: I’m pretty certain The Shining Star is a ready made main eventer, its this Adrian King kid who’s gotta polish the edges a bit.
Anthony pulls himself up and Adrian comes from behind with a waistlock, Anthony spins around reversing the hold and landing a bridging German Suplex …1 …2 …kickout! Anthony grabs Adrian and locks him in a single leg Boston crab but Adrian is able to quickly get to the ropes. The referee counts to four before Anthony breaks the hold. Adrian gets to his feet and Anthony goes for a super kick but Adrian ducks, Adrian comes charging with a clothesline but Anthony ducks, the two men turn and run at one another knocking each other down with a pair of clotheslines.
Robert Spollen: I knew coming into this show that this match was going to be a close call.
Devin Hart: I hate it when you’re right, but you just might be right on this one.
Anthony and Adrian begin to stir at the count of five. The two men get to their feet and Anthony charges but Adrian catches him with an exploder suplex. Anthony rolls out of the ring to catch a breath and Adrian kicks him with a baseball slide. Adrian follows Anthony outside and hits him with a forearm to the back of the head. Adrian pulls Anthony up and drives his lower back into the apron.
Robert Spollen: That’s…that’s Jesse Jamester on the rampway!
Devin Hart: Just what the hell is he doing here? He better not have any plans to help Adrian retain, my money is on Anthony!
Jesse Jamester appears at the top of the ramp way with his arms folded, watching the match below. Adrian makes eye contact and tells Jesse to get the hell to the back. Adrian turns back around and Anthony hits him with a spinning uppercut. Anthony tosses Adrian and Adrian hits face first to the ring post. Anthony grabs Adrian by the head and smashes him to the ring steps. The referee warns Anthony of the count and Anthony rolls under to break it at seven. Anthony gets back to the ground and sets Adrian up for a suplex but Adrian blocks it and brings Anthony crashing down outside of the ring.
Robert Spollen: This match continues to be a back and forth affair but what I want to know is just what the hell Jesse Jamester is doing out here!
Devin Hart: I’m guessing scouting Anthony Royal for his eventual defeat at the hands of the future Television Champion!
Adrian pulls Anthony up and slides him into the ring. Adrian looks to Jesse again and shoos him to the back. Adrian begins to walk towards the curtains but the referee reminds him of the count. Adrian turns back around to a tope suicida from Anthony and both men are down on the outside. Anthony stirs first and lands a few right hands to Adrian on the outside before rolling Adrian in. Anthony sets up goes for a springboard leg drop but comes up empty. Adrian goes for the quick cover …1 …2 …kickout! Adrian gets to his feet and hits off of the ropes connecting with a spear on Anthony. Adrian covers again …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: Adrian King could taste the victory on his lips.
Devin Hart: What victory, that was only a two Robby!
Adrian gets to his feet and calls for a Kingmaker, he looks up the ramp and once again he sees Jesse. Adrian begins to shout up the ramp at Jesse. Anthony gets up behind him, Adrian finally turns right into a Royal Mutilation (Jumping STO). Anthony covers …1 …2 …3!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner and NEW EWF World Television Champion, “The Shining Star” ANTHONY ROYAL!!!
Robert Spollen: An exciting back and forth match but something tells me Adrian King will want to have some words with Jesse Jamester after this.
Devin Hart: Who gives a damn, one of my picks finally comes through…I feel like I haven’t had a pick right since Cavanagh at Emperor’s Cup!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:24:41 GMT -5
The Outlawz (Hunter Valentyne, Enforcer & Vin Halsted) v. Technical Authority (Alec Kirkland & Kenneth Marshall) & “Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra
 
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a six-man tag team match and is scheduled for one fall.
Kenneth Marshall and Alec Kirkland, Technical Authority, begin to make their way to the ring without music. Kenneth does not play the crowd but Alec smiles and slaps some hands on the way to the ring.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing first, the team of Alec Kirkland and the 2020 Imperial Insanity Battle Royal winner Kenneth Marshall…they are TECHNICAL AUTHORITY!!!
Coughs echo through the PA system and smoke begins to pour out from behind the curtain when "Kush" hits and "Blazed Up" Dank Sinatra begins to make his way out tot the ring. Dank's eyes are low and red as the devil as he lays across the top turnbuckles awaiting the start of his match.
Tiffany Styles: And their tag team partner, hailing from a Dispensary Near You…he is “Blazed Up” DANK SINATRA!!!
A blue strobe light flickers over the white smoke as Halsted rises up from the floor to the rampway while standing with his head down and hand-in-hand in front of his body when the first chord of “Hail to the King” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play. He, then, rages forward with his arms spread and a massive yell from his abdomen “Hail to the King” as the line “Hail to the King” crescendos over the arena sound system. The blue strobe light fades as a cascading golden waterfall of fireworks flows from the top of the entrance to the rampway behind him, he saunters forward with a cocky strut and smirk on his face. He jumps onto the middle of the apron in front of the ring, wipes his feet, and jumps over the ropes with ease. He climbs the nearest corner first to stand in front of the crowd to bask in his glory as he stretches his arms with his fists clenched as the refrain of “Hail to the King” plays over again. The music fades as he climbs down, then he turns and smirks at his opponent at the start of the match.
Tiffany Styles: And their opponents, introducing first, he hails from Chicago, Illinois and he is the current reigning Empire Wrestling Federation Old Glory Champion…he is VIN HALSTED!!!
Natural Born Killaz By Ice Cube and Dr. Dre starts playing throughout the arena. The Enforcer walks through the smoke and looks out at the crowd. Enforcer than walks down to the ring. He walks up the stairs on to the ring apron, looks out at the crowd and lifts his arms out to the side. Enforcer steps through the top and middle ropes. Enforcer walks over to the opposite ring ropes and lifts his arms out to his side.
Tiffany Styles: And his tag team partners, first hailing from Brooklyn, New York…he is ENFORCER!!!!
”StraightJacket Supermodel” by Adam to Eve hits and “The Myth Killer” Hunter Valentyne makes his way to the ring with a cocky smile on his face.
Tiffany Styles: And the final member of The Outlawz, he hails from Sin City…he is “The Myth Killer” HUNTER VALENTYNE!!!
The bell rings and Dank Sinatra begins the match against Enforcer. Enforcer raises his hand for a test of strength which Dank agrees to. Enforcer places his arms out watering at the lips but Dank instead delivers a kick to the gut, followed with a few kick strikes to the midsections and a jumping heel kick. Enforcer staggers backwards as Dank hits off of the ropes and goes for a flying headscissor but Enforcer throws Dank down to the mat. Dank gets up and is turned inside out by a clothesline from Enforcer. Dank gets back to his feet and Enforcer lifts him up and drops him with a suplex. Enforcer pulls Dank to his feet and throws him to the ropes, grabbing him on the return and hitting a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Enforcer pulls Dank by his pony tail to The Outlawz’s side of the ring and makes the tag to Vin Halsted.
Robert Spollen: Now is the perfect time for Vin Halsted to get in the ring, of course while his future challenger is already on the ground.
Devin Hart: What are you trying to say? Vin Halsted couldn’t take dank Sinatra?!
Enforcer begins to choke at Dank with his foot as Vin begins to land the boots, Enforcer breaks at four and steps out onto the apron. Vin pulls Dank up and levels him with a fist to the face. Vin kicks Dank in the gut and brings him down with a double under hook powerbomb. Vin hits off of the ropes and drops an elbow to Dank. Vin nonchalantly covers …1 …2 …kickout! Vin pulls Dank up and tosses him into the turnbuckles and begins to drive his shoulder to Dank’s midsection. Vin places Dank on the top rope and Vin pulls himself up to the middle rope and brings Dank down with a hurricanrana.
Robert Spollen: Are you kidding me? A man of that size should not be able to pull off that move!
Devin Hart: That’s part of the reason he’s the Old Glory Champion, he’s a freak of nature!
Vin slowly moves towards Dank and makes another nonchalant cover …1 …2 …Dank rolls Vin over …1 …2 …kickout! Vin gets up and looks for a clothesline but is instead met with a roundhouse kick to the head. Vin staggers back towards his turnbuckles and Hunter Valentyne makes a blind tag. Dank dropkicks Vin sending him through the middle rope but Dank didn’t see the tag. Hunter springboards off of the ropes and connects with a springboard clothesline when Dank turns to him. Hunter covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: It’s imperative that Dank Sinatra finds a way to tag out, his team needs a fresh man!
Devin Hart: This is The Outlawz’s MO cut Dank off from his team and make it a three on one handicap match…I love it!
Hunter locks Dank in a crossface and the referee checks for the submission but Dank waves him off. Dank slowly inches and finds his way to the ropes. Hunter holds on for a four count and lets go. The referee tells Hunter to watch it and Hunter begins to argue with the ref. Dank gets to his feet and hits Hunter with a springboard enziguri. The two men lay on the mat as the referee begins his count. Dank begins to crawl towards his side of the ring. Dank leaps as Hunter gets to his feet and tags in Alec Kirkland. Alec comes in hot and hits Hunter down with a clothesline. Alec runs towards The Outlawz corner and connects with a flying fist to Vin followed by a kick to the side of Enforcer’s head knocking them both off of the apron.
Robert Spollen: This is what Dank and Technical Authority needed, a fresh man in the ring.
Devin Hart: I can’t believe they let Dank get the tag!
Alec runs towards Hunter and hits him with a running hook clothesline. Alec flips Hunter over and locks him in an STF. The referee checks for the tap as Hunter struggles. Vin slides in the ring and breaks the submission up with a kick to the side of Alec’s head. Kenneth runs into the ring and strikes Vin on the side of the head with a right hand then another, the two men battle to the opposite side of the ring as the referee tries to restore order. Enforcer hops in the ring and takes Alec’s head off with a big clothesline. Enforcer runs to the corner and hits the still recovering Dank with a running big boot.
Robert Spollen: The referee has lost all sense of control over this contest.
Devin Hart: What do you expect? You have six men who have zero love lost between them, they’re out for blood!
Enforcer and Hunter toss Alec to the ropes and send him up in the air allowing him to hit the mat as Kenneth clotheslines Vin over the top rope. Kenneth turns and hits Hunter with a tornado forearm smash and then does the same to Enforcer. Dank gets up to the apron and strikes Enforcer in the back of the head with a kick as Enforcer falls from the smash. Kenneth and Enforcer go over the top from the force of a clothesline by Kenneth. Alec and Hunter get to their feet. Alec hits Hunter with a kick to the gut and then hits off of the ropes. Dank makes a blind tag. Alec hits a running Yakuza kick. Hunter falls backward as Alec picks him up and lands a Death Valley Driver. Alec covers.
Robert Spollen: Dank’s the legal man.
Devin Hart: Maybe Alec Kirkland should be paying attention.
The referee tells Alec he needs to get out of the ring. Dank gets his attention and smiles from the top rope. Dank leaps off and hits a Sativa Splash (Corkscrew Moonsault) and covers …1 …2 …3!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners TECHNICAL AUTHORITY AND DANK SINATRA!!!
Dank’s music hits as he celebrates in the ring, he points to Kenneth and Alec and gives them a thumbs up. Technical Authority turn, somewhat annoyed with Dank’s antics but nod before walking up the ramp. Dank continues celebrating in the ring when Vin Halsted rolls back in the ring with a baseball bat from beneath the ring and cracks Dank in the knee as Dank celebrates on the middle rope.
Robert Spollen: This isn’t necessary, these guys don’t take kindly to losing.
Devin Hart: And why should they especially to some misfit like Dank Sinatra.
Dank remains on the middle rope, propped up by the ropes. Vin climbs to the top and drops Dank with the Fughedaboutit Bomb (Top Rope Powerbomb). Hunter goes to the outside and pulls a table from under the ring, setting it up on the outside. Vin and Enforcer pick Dank up and throw him over the top rope with a double-team power bomb that sends Dank through the table. The EMTs run to the ring as EWF cuts to a commercial.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Sept 28, 2020 21:25:38 GMT -5
”The Unbalanced” Lou Natic & “The Pretty Badass” Allie Garcia v. “The One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh & “The Queen of the West Side” Shannon Riley
  Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is an Intergender Tornado Tag Team Match and is scheduled for one fall!
A guitar chord is heard following by a voice "Behold the Kings. The King of Kings." Lights begin to flicker with the music "on your knees, dog". At the 0:13 mark, out from the darkness of the tunnel emerges the “One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh in a hooded black robe with green trim, he heads down towards the ring accompanied by his valet Shannon Riley who is wearing a tight fitting and revealing dress. The two walk to the ring arm and arm they ignore the fans and Cavanagh trash talks to the camera. They reach the ring and Cavanagh walks up the steps, outstretches his hand for his valet who carefully walks up the steel steps. Cavanagh grabs the middle rope and raises it while simultaneously pushing the bottom rope down with the foot allowing Shannon to easily enter without revealing anything much to the chagrin of the men in the front row. Cavanagh steps in to the ring and outstretches his arms as Shannon grabs him from the side. Shannon takes his robe off as Cavanagh helps her out of the ring. Cavanagh turns his view to the inside of the ring as he prepares for the match.
Tiffany Styles: Introducing first, making their way to the ring, they hail from Hell’s Kitchen, New York, they are the team of “The One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh and “The Queen of the West Side” Shannon Riley…they are THE CELTIC CLUB!!!
The arena lights flash low with the beat of “Bounce” by Danko Jones until the lyrics hit and Allie steps out onto the entrance ramp, dressed in blue, black and silver wrestling trunks with a matching sports bra-style top, knee pads, kick pads over black amateur-style shoes, wrists taped. She struts a little down the ramp before breaking into a sprint about halfway down, sliding headfirst into the ring under the bottom rope, popping up to hit the opposite ropes and coming back, stepping up onto the ropes, one foot on the middle and the other on the bottom, facing the entranceway and striking a double bicep flex pose with a grin before hopping back towards the middle of the ring, ready to compete.
Tiffany Styles: And their opponents, introducing first, hailing from Newcastle, Ontario, Canada…she is “The Pretty Badass” ALLIE GARCIA!!!
The lights black out for around 5 seconds, next thing, some sort of noise can be heard blaring throughout the arena, it's the start of a song, 'haaaaail, haaaaail'. The lights come back, and now start flashing different colours. Out walks 'The Unbalanced' Lou Natic, he seems on edge, he's laughing hysterically as he walks down the aisle. He's got a crazy look in his eye, the laugh suddenly stops as he reaches the ring, he begins hitting himself in the face , pulling at his hair. He circles the ring, headbutting the the steel poles that make the corners of the ring. He finally rolls in and does his trademark sit and wait in the corner.
Tiffany Styles: And her tag team partner, he hails from Brooksville, Florida and is the current reigning Empire Wrestling Federation World Champion…he is “The Unbalanced” LOU NATIC!!!
The bell rings as Lou and John run straight towards one another and begin to exchange rights and lefts. Allie and Shannon charge each other as well and Allie takes the early lead dropping Shannon down with a drop toe hold. Lou blocks one of John’s punches and levels him with a second right followed by a quick headbutt. Lou clotheslines John and both men go over the top rope. Allie catches Shannon with a belly to belly suplex on the inside and covers …1 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: These two maniacs are picking up right where they left off!
Devin Hart: And poor Shannon is getting beat by Allie!
Allie tosses Shannon to the turnbuckles and follows her hitting a handspring elbow. Lou picks up a chair and swings at John but John ducks and hits Lou with a neck breaker on the outside. Allie climbs to the middle ropes and begins to level Shannon with rights in the corner. After five rights Shannon falls to the mat in a seated position. Allie swings and drives her knees into Shannon’s face. John tosses Lou into the steel steps and then uncovers some of the padding on the outside. Allie pulls Shannon out of the corner and lays her down with a suplex. John picks Lou up on the outside and drops him down with a brain buster to the exposed concrete.
Robert Spollen: That could have broken Lou’s neck.
Devin Hart: I hope Shannon can hold on!
Allie picks Shannon up and drives her down with a Samoan Drop and covers …1 ..2 …kickout! John grabs the steel steps and goes to smash Lou but Lou hits a dropkick to the steps sending them crashing to John’s skull. Allie begins to pull Shannon up but Shannon counters with a small package …1 …kickout! Lou picks the chairs up and strikes John on the head a second time. Lou tosses the steps to the side and gets up on the apron. Lou jumps off and strikes John with an elbow. Allie gets up and goes for a clothesline on Shannon but Shannon ducks and comes back with a right to the face and then a kick to the side of the head. Shannon hits a kick to the gut and drives Allie down with a facebuster. Shannon covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: This one was a split second from ending right there.
Devin Hart: That’a girl but now we need some help outside!
Lou picks John up and throws him into the guardrails. Lou comes charging and drives a knee to John’s midsection. Allie gets up and Shannon picks her up for a Lucky Clover (Falcon Arrow) but Allie strikes Shannon in the face to get out of the move and brings Shannon down with a codebreaker. Lou pulls John and throws him face first to the ring post. Lou picks John up and brings him down with a belly to back suplex. Allie pulls Shannon up and tosses her to the turnbuckles and charges after her, Shannon catapults herself using the turnbuckles to let Allie smash against the turnbuckle. Shannon grabs Allie and runs up the turnbuckles bringing Allie down with a tornado DDT. Shannon covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen: As far as I’m concerned the women are trying to get their team the win and these two are just trying to hurt one another.
Devin Hart: What did you expect? The ladies are civilized…John and Lou are most definitely not.
Lou begins to pull John up but John strikes a lowblow. John pulls Lou in and hits him with a DDT on the outside. Allie uses the ropes to pull herself up and Shannon hits her with a backstabber and goes for another cover …1 …2 …kickout! Shannon climbs to the top rope and flies off with a frog splash but comes up empty as Allie moves at the last moment. John and Lou get to their feet and John tosses Lou’s face to the apron twice. John pulls Lou and sets him up for a power bomb but when he lifts Lou up Lou begins to drive punches to John’s face and flips John over with a hurricanrana on the outside. Allie goes for a kick to Shannon’s gut but Shannon catches the kick. Allie leaps and hits Shannon with an enziguri.
Robert Spollen: These women are putting on a quick wrestling clinic inside the ring.
Devin Hart: And these men are showing how to catch a serious assault and battery charge.
Lou pulls John up and picks him up, dropping him throat first onto the guard rail. Lou pulls John up and John pokes him in the eye and then throws Lou shoulder first to the ring post. John grabs a steel chair and strikes Lou over the back. John slides the chair into the ring and then hits the ground and goes underneath the ring. Allie goes for a clothesline on Shannon but Shannon ducks, Shannon goes for a clothesline of her own but Allie catches her by the arm and floats behind her, interlocking the shoulders and bringing Shannon down with a back body slide. …1 ….2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners ALLIE GARCIA & LOU NATIC!!!
Robert Spollen: What a finish on the inside, Allie Garcia using a back body slide to pick up the victory out of nowhere!
Devin Hart: Are you sure, I’m pretty certain I saw Shannon’s left shoulder pop off the canvas at the last moment!
Robert Spollen: Oh shut up you lying pile of you know what!
Allie throws her arms up in the air as her music hits, Shannon looks visibly angry and grabs the chair John slid in the ring and cracks Allie in the back of the head with the chair. Shannon pulls Allie up and throws her out of the ring the back. John produces a sledge hammer from underneath the ring. Lou rolls into the ring and John follows him. John looks towards Lou with a sick grin as the camera cuts to the backstage area where Andy Donahue is smiling walking away from an unconscious Dirty Harry. John gets ready as Lou slowly stumbles to his feet and cracks him with the sledge hammer. John and Shannon hold their hands high as Andy Donahue begins to jog down towards the ring.
Robert Spollen: Damn tough guys, Deathmatch Devin and Dank Sinatra have been taken off the premises by EMTs.
Devin Hart: Yeah and Dirty Harry is out cold guess Lou Natic is getting his!
Andy and John wait patiently as Lou begins to stir to his feet. The crowd erupts as Kenneth Marshall runs down to the ring and slides in the ring with a steel chair. Marshall hits Andy with the chair and Andy falls to the mat rolling out of the ring. Cavanagh goes for a sledge hammer strike but Kenneth ducks and crushes the chair on Cavanagh’s skull. Cavanagh rolls from the ring as Allie Garcia slides back into the ring and dropkicks Shannon out of the ring. The Celtic Club regroups on the outside and begins to make their way up the ramp. Lou Natic is on his feet and is handed the EWF World Championship. Lou moves towards the ropes as he, Kenneth Marshall and Allie Garcia stand together in the ring. Lou holds the championship high mocking Cavanagh, Lou turns around to celebrate with Allie but notices Kenneth staring at the World Championship. Lou nods his head and drops to the mat, rolling out of the ring and making his way up the ramp as Evolution goes off the air.
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