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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:52:02 GMT -5
A Message from Dennis Slater The EWF Evolution logo flashes on the screen. “The Boss” Dennis Slater stands alone inside the EWF’s ring with only one singular light shining down upon him.
Dennis Slater - The world we live in can be scary at times, frustrating at others, but for the majority of the time it is a great place. The world’s entire population has been ravaged by a pandemic, and while we will not be a forum for political debate we here at the newly established Empire Wrestling Federation, like a handful of other promotions around the country, are doing what we can to give the people of the world some sense of normalcy. We are also doing what we can do to keep some of the independent contractors that you know as professional wrestlers employed during these harsh financial times. The Empire Wrestling Federation is here, at an undisclosed location in Northern New Jersey to hold our first ever Evolution event. We are honored that you, at home, are watching this event and we hope that our athletes can give you an escape from the world that we currently live in. While there are no championships at stake tonight, these athletes are here to compete against each other and to entertain you, the fans. Welcome to the first episode of EWF Evolution.
EWF Evolution cuts to a commercial.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:52:48 GMT -5
Animabus Damnatis v. Los Despiadados Tiffany Styles - The following contest is a tag team match up and is scheduled for one fall…
The lights turn a blood red and Red Right Hand hits. The Evil Pastor walks to the ring clutching his cane with The Monster and The Creature walking slowly behind him.
Tiffany Styles - Introducing first, making their way to the ring at a total combined weight of 600 pounds, accompanied by “The Evil Pastor” Gene Parker…”The Monster” Angelus Reprobi and “The Creature” Somnum Exterreri…ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!!!
“Latin Lingo” by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and Los Despiadados come running out from behind the curtain zig-zagging from side to side of the crowd giving high fives. Los Despiadados get to the ring and hand one mask to a young fan each at ringside only to reveal their masks beneath their entrance masks. Los Despiadados hop to the apron and leap up to the top turnbuckle outstretching their arms on opposite sides of the ring.
Tiffany Styles - And their opponents at a total combined weight of 425 pounds…Anarquia and Salvaje…LOS DESPIADADOS!!!!!
The bell rings with Slavaje and The Creature in the ring. Salvaje begins to circle around the ring trying to figure out what he is facing. Salvaje runs to attack The Creature with a step up enziguri but The Creature ducks the kick. Salvajegets up from the mat and is met by a lariat from The Creature. The Creature pulls Salvaje up by the mask and sends him to the ropes, he catches the luchador and hits him with a swinging side slam. The Creature begIns to choke at Salvaje and the referee begins the count of five while Salvaje gasps for air.
Robert Spollen - This is disgusting, The Creature has the size advantage and he’s choking this poor man out.
Devin Hart - If you’re afraid of the bigger opponent stay at home!
The Creature breaks the hold and pulls up Salvaje slamming him into the turnbuckle where The Monster smashes his elbow in to the side of Salvaje’s head and The Creature splashes all of his weight in to Salvaje in the corner. Salvaje falls to the mat in a seated position. The Creature tags in The Monster. The Monster kicks Salvaje in the face and then drives his knee in to Salvage’s face. Salvaje falls to the mat and The Monster pulls him up. The Monster lifts Salvaje up above his shoulders in a gorilla press slam and tosses Salvaje over the top rope down to the floor.
Robert Spollen - Salvaje is being man handled by these two vicious monsters.
Devin Hart - Los Despiadados may not be ruthless enough to deal with The Evil Pastor’s…underlings.
The Monster steps over the top rope as The Evil Pastor points to Salvaje and The Monster slowly walks towards Salvaje who is gaining composure. The Monster goes to boot Salvaje in the face but Salvaje rolls out of the way and kips up. Salvaje his a spinning wheel kick on The Monster dazing the larger wrestler. Salvaje hits another wheel kick and The Monster stumbles against the barricade. Salvaje goes for a splash and hits The Monster. The Monster is waiting against the barricade as Salvaje attempts another splash but The Monster catches him in midair and lifts him up running full speed ahead and slamming Salvaje’s lower back in to the apron.
Robert Spollen - By the looks of things Salvaje is going to need a chiropractor.
Devin Hart - Forget about a chiropractor he may need a coroner the way Anamibus Damnatis is treating him.
The Monster rolls Salvaje in to the ring and pulls himself on to the apron. The Monster steps over the top and tosses Salvaje in to the ropes, Anarquia makes the blind tag. Salvaje flies for a crossbody but is caught. Anarquia is on top of the turnbuckle and comes off with a missile dropkick to the his partner sending The Monster down to the mat. Salvaje rolls out of the way as Anarquia gets up and hits a standing moonsault. Anarquia hits off of the ropes and connects with a step up enziguri on The Creature who falls off of the apron. The Evil Pastor begins to scream and his tag team. Salvaje manages to get to the corner as The Monster gets to a knee. Anarquia hits the ropes and strikes The Monster with a knee to the side of the head followed by a kick to the opposite side. Anarquia then hits a dropkick directly to the face of The Monster which puts the large man down. Anarquia covers …1 …The Monster tosses Anarquia in to the air for a kick out.
Robert Spollen - How disheartening to hit a man with all of that and only get a one count.
Devin Hart - Forget about a one count, did you see that kick out? That was some serious hang time!
Anarquia hits the ropes while Salvaje makes the blind tag. Anarquia slides between The Monster’s legs. The Monster turns his back to Salvaje who springboards off of the top rope with a bulldog. Anarquia hits off of the ropes but is caught with a boot to the back of the head by The Creature. Salvaje catches The Monster with his bulldog but The Monster gets back up immediately. Salvaje hits him with a step up enziguri but The Monster barely budges. Anarquia hits a dropkick, then the two luchadors hit a tandem dropkick which sends The Monster through the middle ropes and out to the floor.
Robert Spollen - The heart that these two men are bringing to this match right now is admirable!
Devin Hart - Yeah, they’re going to need all the heart in the world to beat these two savages.
Anarquia and Salvaje hit off of the ropes, Anarquia advances and completes a suicide splash onto The Monster on the outside but Salvaje is caught by The Creature in the corner. The Creature begins to pound at Salvaje’s chest and drops his throat across the top rope. Salvaje falls to the mat and is pulled out by The Creature. The referee begins the 10 count. The Creature picks up Salvaje on his shoulder and goes to smash him to the ring post but Salvaje is able to sneak out and push The Creature to the post. Anarquia lands and punt kick to the side of The Monster’s head on the outside and then hits an elbow drop.
Robert Spollen - This one’s really starting to let loose.
Devin Hart - These two teams know that they are fighting the first tag team match in this company’s history! The winner of this match could very well become the first Tag Team Champions!
Anarquia hops on the apron and crosses himself before leaping into the air with an Asai Moonsault but he is caught by The Creature who drops him throat first across the barricade. The Monster throws Anarquia back into the ring. Salvaje has slid into the ring by this point and waits in the corner. The Monster goes to step over the ropes but Salvaje kicks the top rope in to the big man’s groin.
Robert Spollen - I don’t care who you are, a shot like that will stop you dead in your tracks.
Devin Hart - Yeah, tell me about it.
Salvaje hits a springboard enziguri and The Monster remains on the rope. Anarquia hits a springboard dropkick and The Monster stumbles back into the ring. The Creature slides in and goes for a double clothesline but misses Los Despiadados. Salvaje and Anarquia hit The Creature with a pair of super kicks to knock him out of the ring. The Monster is getting up and Anarquia drives both knees into the back of his head to the mat. Los Despiadados hit Las Estrellas. Anarquia hits a suicide splash on The Creature as Salvaje covers …1 …2 …3!
Tiffany Styles - Here are your winners, Anarquia and Salvaje, LOS DESPIADADOS!!!!!!!!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:53:53 GMT -5
Austin Earp v. Dank Sinatra (Internet Championship Scene) Robert Spollen - Ladies and gentlemen one of the hottest phenomena hitting the social media trails today is the EWF Internet Championship.
Devin Hart - At the moment it is the only active championship in the EWF.
Robert Spollen - That’s right Devin and earlier today our camera crews caught up with current reigning champion “Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra.
Devin Hart - Let’s check out what went down when the quote “4:20 7:10 Champion” was at EWF Underground earlier today!
Dank Sinatra is seen outside of a loading dock at EWF Underground. Dank Sinatra is standing outside with the EWF Internet Championship taking in the ambience of the Jersey City night while wondering why he, as the Internet Champion, was not booked on this show. Dank is smoking a joint when a referee is seen. Austin Earp comes from off of the camera and attacks Dank with a right, then a left. Austin sends Dank’s face crashing against the building. Dank falls to the floor …1 …2 …kickoff! Earp can’t believe it, he pulls Dank up but Dank hits a jawbreaker. Dank measures up Austin and connects with a super kick. Earp falls to the ground. Dank looks around and picks up the EWF Internet Championship. He continues searching and finds his joint, he begins to sprint away from the scene of attack.
Robert Spollen - Dank Sinatra showing that he is ready to defend that Internet Championship at any time!
Devin Hart - I can’t believe that stoner had the where with all to get away from Austin Earp on that one.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:54:37 GMT -5
”Blindman” Bruce Cross v. “The Unbalanced” Lou Natic Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a grudge match and it is scheduled for one fall…
The lights black out for around 5 seconds, next thing, some sort of noise can be heard blaring throughout the arena, it's the start of a song, 'haaaaail, haaaaail'. The lights come back, and now start flashing different colours. Out walks 'The Unbalanced' Lou Natic, he seems on edge, he's laughing hysterically as he walks down the aisle. He's got a crazy look in his eye, the laugh suddenly stops as he reaches the ring, he begins hitting himself in the face , pulling at his hair. He circles the ring, headbutting the the steel poles that make the corners of the ring. He finally rolls in and does his trademark sit and wait in the corner.
Tiffany Styles - Introducing first, making his way down the aisle, standing six feet, one inch tall and weighing in at 212 pounds…he hails from Brooksville, Florida he is “The Unbalanced” LOU NATIC!!!!!!!
Bruce Cross comes out wearing a Goblin face-paint and a metal cross, as well as. his dark green long tights, with red eyes on the front, Blind on the back, fire on the sides. kneeling down he prays a silent prayer and yells out "Burn!"
Tiffany Styles - And his opponent, standing at five feet and seven inches tall, he weighs in at 175 pounds and hails from Daytona Beach, Florida he is “Blindman” BRUCE CROS!!!!
Robert Spollen - This should be one hell of a match up between these two men.
Devin Hart - I’ve heard Lou Natic can be just that, a lunatic, and Blindman is one of the most innovative athletes in our sport today!
The opening bell sounds as Lou and Bruce lock up, collar and elbow. Lou wins the tie up and rings Bruce’s arm. Lou rings the arm again and begins to crank on it before delivering a blow to Cross’s shoulder. Cross drops to a knee and is met with a knee strike to the face by Lou. Cross rolls to the corner covering his face, Cross pulls himself up and turns around to a rolling kick in the corner from Lou Natic. Cross falls to the mat and rolls outside of the ring.
Robert Spollen - That was a beautiful maneuver by Lou Natic!
Devin Hart - Cross is searching for somewhere to escape this melee!
Lou steps out of the ropes and onto the apron he charges Cross with a flying crossbody but Cross moves out of the way and Lou crashes against the floor on the outside. Cross hits Lou with a running dropkick to the side of the head. Cross gets up and hits a standing Spanish Fly on the outside of the ring as the referee reminds the two wrestlers to re-enter. Cross brushes the referee off and pulls Lou up by his head, then slams Lou’s body into the steel steps at ring sie.
Robert Spollen - Bruce Cross is showing his mean side right here.
Devin Hart - They made that expression nice guys finish last for a reason, this is a competition!
Cross goes to grab Lou but Lou is able to kick him in the face from the ground, then he hits him with another kick to the face. Cross turns his back to Lou and Lou grabs Cross by the hair and rolls him back into the ring. Lou slides in after him and hits Cross with a Springboard Clothesline. Lou stands to his feet and hits a standing shooting star press on Cross …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Beautifully executed standing shooting star press, that is not a move that just anyone can pull off.
Devin Hart - That’s right you need tremendous core body strength to make that work!
Lou shakes off the close call and goes for a dropkick on Cross but Cross side steps it. Cross hits Lou with a Japanese Arm Drag, Lou gets back to his feet and his met with a flying forearm from Bruce. Bruce follows that up with a quick leg drop. Bruce climbs to the top rope and flies off with the Blind Leap (Leap of Fate) but comes up empty. Lou grabs Cross by the head and slams him face first into the mat. Lou climbs back to his feet and pulls up Cross hitting him with a headbutt. Lou sends Cross flying into the ropes and Cross comes back with a flying crossbody …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Close call there on Lou Natic.
Devin Hart - Just goes to show how quickly the entire course of a match can change here in the EWF.
Cross claps his hands rapidly asking for a faster count. Lou grabs Bruce from behind and kicks him in the gut following it up with a Sit-down Powerbomb …1 …2 …kickout! Lou shakes his head in frustration as Cross climbs to his feet. Lou goes for a clothesline but Cross ducks and connects with spinning wheel kick. Lou is staggered, Cross hits him with a bulldog. Bruce hits Lou with a flying leg lariat when Lou gets to his feet. Cross lines himself up and crashes on Lou with a Standing Moonsault he hooks the leg …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Perfectly executed standing moonsault, just not enough to get the job done.
Devin Hart - Lou Natic doesn’t seem like the type of guy who’s going to go down for a three unless he’s unconscious.
Cross pulls at his hair out of frustration and kicks Lou in the ribs as Lou begins to get to his knees. Lou clenches his ribs when Bruce charges and strikes Lou with two knees to the face. Bruce begins to choke at Lou as the referee counts to four and Bruce breaks the choke. Lou gets up and is sent to the corner with an Irish Whip. Cross charges and leaps for a splash but Lou catches him and hits an inverted atomic drop. Bruce clenches his group in agony and is met with a discuss elbow from Lou who makes the cover …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - So close! The fight Lou Natic is showing here with that reversal…
Devin Hart - Both of these men are laying it all on the line here tonight.
Bruce gets to his feet and is clotheslined over the top by Lou. Lou hits off of the far ropes and takes to the air connecting with a flip to the outside. Both men crash to the ground as the referee begins the ten count. At the count of three Bruce and Lou get to their feet. Lou charges Bruce who is using the steps for leverage and goes for a spear but Bruce moves and Lou crashes head first to the steps. Lou’s face comes up red as blood begins to trickle down his forehead.
Robert Spollen - Lou Natic is busted wide open. This isn’t even the Extreme Combat match!
Devin Hart - I wonder how this will turn out, Bruce has a smile on as if this is it.
Bruce charges at Lou at the count of five but Lou licks the blood on his lips and his eyes widen. Bruce leaps in the air and Lou catapults him throat first into the barricade. Lou grabs Bruce on the rebound and smashes his face to the ring post. Lou rolls Bruce in the ring and slides in after him. Lou has a crazy look in his eyes as the blood covers his face and he pulls Cross up by the hair but Cross connects with a lowblow followed by a small package …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Would have been quite something if Lou lost this match on a lowblow.
Devin Hart - Yeah especially after that steel step shot!
Cross hits a Japanese Arm Drag on the rebound and follows it with a quick leg drop. Cross slowly climbs to the top rope but Lou has enough time to get to his feet. Cross comes flying off of the top trying to connect with a flying clothesline but Lou times it perfectly and intercepts his arm locking in the Cooko Lock (Crossface). Lou has Bruce facing the center of the ring and begins to wrench back as the referee gets into position. Cross inches for the ropes but can’t reach them. Cross tries to fight but Lou’s grip gets stronger. Cross finally taps and the referee calls for the bell.
Robert Spollen - The Cooko Lock claims its first victim in an EWF ring!
Devin Hart - Blindman did his best but in the end he really had to worry about his neck and arm Lou was just gripping him tighter.
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via submission “The Unbalanced” Lou Natic!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:55:11 GMT -5
Lou Natic Wants More Competition
EWF Evolution returns from a commercial break as "The Unbalanced" Lou Natic is seen walking intently through the backstage area. Lou is dripping sweat and his head has been cleaned up with a bandage placed over his wound.
"Tough" Tony Martini - Lou Natic, is there any chance we could have a word?
Lou Natic - Not now, Tony.
Lou never looks at Tony just continues walking through the back passing Los Despiadados on one side who stare at the man who pays them no mind. Lou walks another few steps and sees the EWF Internet Champion Dank Sinatra, he stares Dank down who is hitting a pipe in the corner and shakes off the idea of attacking Dank. Lou continues to walk as he passes the Arizona Outlaws who are getting ready for Clay's upcoming match. Lou stops at a door that reads "The Boss" Dennis Slater Please Knock.
Lou Natic - Not today, bitch.
Lou opens the door barging into Dennis Slater's office. Dennis is on the telephone as Lou picks up a chair and throws it against the wall.
Dennis Slater - I'm going to have to call you back in a little bit.
Lou Natic - Boss?!?
Dennis Slater - Just who the hell do you think you are? You go out there and win a match and think you can do whatever you want?
Lou Natic - A match? That's what you call a match? That piece of shit wasn't an opponent so that wasn't a match you bitch!
Dennis Slater - Bitch?! I'm all for free speech but do you know who you are talking to?
Lou Natic - Yeah, I know who I'm talking to. I'm talking to the bitch who puts me up against worthless nobodies, I demand more.
Dennis Slater laughs and smiles at Lou Natic.
Dennis Slater - You want more? That's fine by me, I'm all for a little friendly competition. I think I'll give you the winner of tonight's Extreme Combat Rules Match. Next Evolution, you can have either Erik Crowley or DeShaun Jenkins and it's going to be the first ever EWF Steel Cage match.
Lou looks at Salter, eyes wide open and a sick smile of delight.
Lou Natic: Hahahaha well that sounds right up my street ... boss. You might've just earned my respect after that call.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:55:46 GMT -5
Akari v. Clay Holliday v. John Cavanagh Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a three-way dance. In this match up there are no count outs and no disqualifications, pinfalls or submissions must take place inside of the ring and two participants must be pinned or made to submit.
The opening chords of “House Of The Rising Sun” hits and lights flicker in the arena when a tall muscular man with long, curly blonde hair pops out from the curtain. The main walks to the ring in a trance with a cut-off leather jacket and a pair of blue jeans. Some fans outstretch their hands, some look away in disgust but Clay Holliday keeps his focus on the ring in front of him. Clay walks up the stairs and steps over the top rope. Clay throws a fist in the air as he prepares for his match.
Tiffany Styles - Introducing first, hailing from Tombstone, Arizona, accompanied to the ring by Austin Earp, he stands at six feet ten inches tall and weighs in at 290 pounds, he is one half of the Arizona Outlaws…CLAY HOLLIDAY!!!
A guitar chord is heard following by a voice "Behold the Kings. The King of Kings." Lights begin to flicker with the music "on your knees, dog". At the 0:13 mark, out from the darkness of the tunnel emerges the “One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh in a hooded black robe with green trim, he heads down towards the ring accompanied by his valet Shannon Riley who is wearing a tight fitting and revealing dress. The two walk to the ring arm and arm they ignore the fans and Cavanagh trash talks to the camera. They reach the ring and Cavanagh walks up the steps, outstretches his hand for his valet who carefully walks up the steel steps. Cavanagh grabs the middle rope and raises it while simultaneously pushing the bottom rope down with the foot allowing Shannon to easily enter without revealing anything much to the chagrin of the men in the front row. Cavanagh steps in to the ring and outstretches his arms as Shannon grabs him from the side. Shannon takes his robe off as Cavanagh helps her out of the ring. Cavanagh turns his view to the inside of the ring as he prepares for the match.
Tiffany Styles - Introducing second, hailing from Hell’s Kitchen, New York and accompanied to the ring by Shannon Riley, he stands at six feet two inches tall and weighs in at 240 pounds…he is “The One Man Dynasty” JOHN CAVANAGH!!!!!
She struts out in a kabuki mask. She gives it a fan and energetically goes down the aisle high fiving as many fans as possible on the left side, then she goes to the right side and does the same. She goes around ring side high fiving fans, she high fives the ring announcers before going around the other ring side to high five the rest of the fans. She climbs up on the barricade and leaps to the ring apron next flinging herself in with a front flip followed up with a series of three headstand-front handsprings into a martial arts fighting stance
Tiffany Styles - And the final participant, she hails from Japan, standing five foot three inches tall and weighing in at 137 pounds…she is AKARI!!!!
Robert Spollen - Three way dance, first of its kind in an EWF ring.
Devin Hart - First inter fender match in the history of the EWF also know it all.
The bell sounds and the three competitors begin to stare each other down. Clay flexes and shouts in the air challenging the other two. Cavanagh stands pat while Akari rushes at Clay and flies for a body splash but Clay catches her and hits a backbreaker onto his knee. Cavanagh watches as Clay covers Akari …1 …Akari gets her shoulder up and Cavanagh kicks Clay in the side of the head. Cavanagh pulls Clay by the neck with a swinging neckbreaker. Cavanagh sits up and is met with a dropkick to the face from Akari. Akari hits a standing senton on Cavanagh followed by a seated senton on Clay. Akari covers Clay …1 …Clay tosses Akari off with ease.
Robert Spollen - Way too soon to finish off a man of that stature this early on young lady.
Devin Hart - Some people have to learn things like that the hard way.
Clay hits Cavanagh in the face with a big boot and then the same for Akari. Cavanagh rolls out of the ring and meets with Shannon Riley. Clay pulls up Akari and sends her hard to the corner with an Irish whip and charges at her, connecting with a lariat in the corner. Akari falls to the mat, sitting against the turnbuckles and Holliday begins to choke her with his boot as the referee counts the five, Holliday letting go at four. Cavanagh grabs Clay’s head and hits it into the turnbuckle, Clay walks out of the corner and Cavanagh sends him over the top with a clothesline. Cavanagh pulls Akari out of the corner and covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - There is absolutely some fight left in Akari right now.
Devin Hart - I’m just having a hard time seeing her win this one. She’s got a vet and a monster.
Cavanagh pulls Akari up and stands the dazed woman on her feet but Clay Holliday grabs Cavanagh by the ankles from the outside, Cavanagh goes face first into the mat and is pulled out of the ring by Holliday. Clay picks Cavanagh up and drives him back first into the ring post. Clay rolls into the ring where Akari is beginning to regain some form of consciousness, she charges at Clay but Clay moves out of the way of her lariat. Akari turns and is hit with a big boot from Clay. Clay picks her up and slams her down with a Holliday From Hell and covers …1 …2 …3!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen Akari has been eliminated!
Clay throws his arms in the air in satisfaction as Cavanagh comes in from behind, he grabs the big man and hits him with a German Suplex. Cavanagh jumps on top of Holliday and begins to punch him in the face with right hands. The referee gets between the men and breaks up the melee. Cavanagh pushes the referee down to the mat and Clay Holliday catches him with a big boot to the face.
Robert Spollen - Cocky bastard needs to pay attention to his opponent instead of the referee.
Devin Hart - That referee needs to learn how to stay out of the way!
Clay grabs Cavanagh and sends him into the ropes. Clay picks Cavanagh up and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Clay covers nonchalantly …1 …2 …kickout! Clay gets up smiling feeling in control. Clay allows Cavanagh to get to his feet using the assistance of the ropes. Clay grabs Cavanagh’s neck and sets up for a choke slam, he lifts him up but Cavanagh is able to poke Clay in the eye to break it up. Clay walks away and Cavangh hits him with a chop block.
Robert Spollen - Cavanagh’s playing dirty with that poke to the eye.
Devin Hart - Hey, no disqualifications!
Cavanagh places Clay’s leg on the ropes and drops down on to the leg once, then a second time, on the third time Clay moves the leg and as Cavanagh is coming down leg presses Cavanagh through the middle ropes and out to the floor. Clay rolls out after him and kicks him in the gut and then slams his face to the apron. Clay sends Cavanagh with an Irish Whip towards the announcer’s table but Cavanagh reverses and Clay crashes against the table.
Robert Spollen - And now they’re out here right in front of us ladies and gentlemen!
Devin Hart - Robby I think it’s best we get out of here!
Cavanagh grabs Clay and slams Clay’s face into the steel steps. Clay wobbles away as Cavanagh takes the big man down with another chop block. Cavanagh grabs the camera wire on the floor and begins to choke at Clay on the outside. The referee pleads with Cavanagh to let go of the choke and he finally does. Cavanagh motions for Tiffany Styles to move and grabs the chair that she was just sitting on. Cavanagh slowly walks back towards Clay sizing up his prey and swings the chair only to have the chair bounce back in his face from a big boot from Holliday.
Robert Spollen - What did I tell you…cocky bastard needs to focus on his match.
Devin Hart - Lucky shot from Holliday, but I don’t like Cavanagh’s chances after that shot.
Clay grabs the chair and stares with a sick look before cracking the chair over Cavanagh’s lower back. Clay tosses the chair aside and pulls his foe up capturing him in a bearhug. Clay jerks Cavanagh around before slamming him onto the apron. Clay slides back into the ring and then pulls Cavanagh under the bottom rope. Clay pulls Cavanagh up and sets him up for a Holliday From Hell.
Robert Spollen - Clay Holliday said he a Holliday From Hell with both Akari and John Cavanagh’s names on them!
Devin Hart - This one just might be over momentarily.
Shannon Riley hops on the ring apron to distract the referee as John is lifted up in the air and slammed down with the Holliday From Hell. Clay lays over Cavanagh’s chest for the cover but there is no count.
Robert Spollen - Now just what in the hell is going on? Get that woman off of the apron!
Devin Hart - That’s his manager, this is professional regardless of relationship status she has every right to be there Robby!
Clay gets up off of Cavanagh and turns to see the distraction, his eyes bulge and he begins to move towards Shannon. Clay sidesteps the referee who tries to stop him but he grabs Shannon Riley by the throat ready to choke slam her off of the apron. Cavanagh comes to the rescue with a chop block, Clay staggers and Cavanagh hits him with a German Suplex. Shannon holds her throat, Cavanagh checks on her but she hands him something. Clay gets back to his feet and Cavanagh levels him with a punch to the face and Clay staggers on his feet as Cavanagh opens his hand and a now broken rolls of quarters fall out. Cavanagh grabs Holliday and lifts him up for the Hell’s Kitchen Drop, Cavanagh wobbles due to the man’s size but is able to drop Clay on his head. Cavanagh covers …1 …2 …3!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner of the three way dance…JOHN CAVANAGH!!!!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:56:14 GMT -5
A Classy Introduction “The Man” by The Killers hits the EWF’s loud speakers and the lights go dark save for one spotlight transfixed on the entry way. “Classy” Christopher Charles comes out from behind the curtain with a smug grin, a golden robe unclosed to show his chiseled physique, black ring tights with the letters “CC” in gold near the waist and “Classy” written across his ass. Christopher Charles walks to the ring continuing his smirk. Classy enters the ring, he walks to the center of the ring drops to a knee and flexes making sure to kiss both of his biceps.
“Classy” Christopher Charles - It’s a disgrace to the world of professional wrestling that “Classy” Christopher Charles was not booked on the first edition of Evolution! You have, far and away, the hottest young athlete in the history of sports and you sign him last minute? You hand him a microphone, because you know the people at home will listen, and tell him take a few minutes of the show to introduce yourself. Not only do I have great hair, the body of a Greek god, the voice of a sex icon and the skills of Ric Flair, The Rock, Billy Graham, and all of the other greats combined in one package but I’ve also only been in the business for a handful of years. That’s right “men” in the back. In just a handful of years I’ve cultivated enough talent to overshadow the entire EWF roster combined. I looked up and down at the roster when I got here people at home, and let me tell you what Christopher Charles witnessed. I saw three freaks with a Satan fetish, I saw some Lil Wayne wannabe smoking a blunt…that’s illegal, you moron! I witnessed a washed up has been make believe Irish gangster, two fake cowboys who spent too much time in the desert sun, let’s not forget the two grandmother obsessed Mexicans, the drug addict, the man who made a clever name, a random Chinese woman, some Blindman, someone who has literally smoked himself retarded, a sadist who spent a few too many years in the Land of the Rising Sun and someone who fancies himself a product—maybe hand sanitizer. You found room for each one of those sorry has beens or never-will-bes but couldn’t find room for the only person with talent on your roster, Dennis Slater? Stupid move, genius. Two weeks from now it will be my turn to walk down that aisle, and as one of my role models said “styling and profiling” and then I will make the first “talent” of the EWF fail to live up to expectations. Stay Classy, boys and girls!
“The Man” by The Killers hits once more and “Classy” Christopher Charles drops the microphone on the mat and makes his way back to the locker room.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 6, 2020 15:56:41 GMT -5
DeShaun Jenkins v. Erik Crowley Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is an Extreme Combat Rules Match scheduled for one fall. In this matchup there are no count outs or disqualifications. All weapons, holds and strikes are legal and falls count anywhere inside or outside of the arena! The winner of this matchup will face “The Unbalanced” Lou Natic in a steel cage match at the next edition of EWF Evolution!
“Mr. Self Destruct” by Nine Inch Nails hits and Erik Crowley walks to the ring.
Tiffany Styles - Introducing first hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, standing at five feet nine inches tall and weighing in at 175 pounds…ERIK CROWLEY!!!!
"I got-I got-I got-I got-I got-loyalty inside my DNA" is heard through the PA's and the crowd explodes when "DNA" hits from Kendrick Lamar. "Hoodstar" DeShaun Jenkins comes out from the curtains dancing along to the beat, with a big toothy grin. Jenkins makes his way down towards the ring interacting with the crowd and sliding from side to side. He finally slides under the bottom rope and continues his dancing routine until his music stops.
Tiffany Styles - And his opponent, hailing from Brooklyn, New York, he stands six feet and three inches tall and weighs in at 225 pounds…he is “Hoodstar” DeSHAUN JENKINS!!!!!
The two men meet in the center of the ring and lock eyes. They begin to jar back and forth before Crowley connects with an open palm smack across Jenkins’ face, then another. Crowley sends Jenkins in to the ropes and connects with a head scissors takedown and Jenkins rolls to the outside. Crowley hits off of the ropes and flies over the top connecting with a suicide splash and both men crash against the steel barricade.
Robert Spollen - Erik Crowley showing determination with a move like that.
Devin Hart - But too many moves like that will cut your career short.
Crowley gets to his feet as Jenkins does the same, Crowley connects with a right and throws Jenkins to the apron, Crowley hits Jenkins with an elbow to the face after and then throws him down to the other side of the steel barricade. Crowley charges and flies for a splash but connects with only the barricade as Jenkins moves at the last moment. Jenkins pushes Crowley over into the empty rows of chairs. Jenkins tosses Crowley to the chairs knocking over a section of them. Jenkins pulls Crowley up and throws him back to the barricade.
Robert Spollen - Remember folks, this is Extreme Combat Rules, no count outs, no disqualifications, pinfalls and submissions count anywhere.
Devin Hart - In other words these boys are going everywhere and hitting each other with everything all for your enjoyment!
Jenkins grabs a chair and throws it at Crowley, Crowley catches it and Jenkins goes for a roundhouse kick to the chair but Crowley ducks. Jenkins comes up empty and is met with a crashing thud from the chair when he turns around. Crowley smashes Jenkins with the chair again, this time in the ribs and goes for the covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Most men would have quit after those successive chairshots.
Devin Hart - Yeah not anyone on this roster!
Crowley hops over the barricade and goes under the ring to retrieve weapons. Crowley pulls out a table, he also locates a trash can with an assortment of weapons. Crowley empties the trash can on the entry way and crushes the trash can over Jenkins’ head when Jenkins goes to cross the barricade. Crowley hits a running bulldog on Jenkins sending Jenkins’ face crashing against the concrete floor. Crowley begins to set up the table in the corner against the steel barricade. Jenkins reaches over the barricade and grabs a steel chair and hits Crowley on top of his back. Jenkins picks Crowley up and sets up for a suplex.
Robert Spollen - This is looking bad for Crowley!
Devin Hart - He may go through his own table.
Crowley hits Jenkins in the gut with a jab to stop the situation. Crowley hits another right, then a left, then a right and goes for an Irish whip on Jenkins but its reversed and Crowley smashes up against the steel steps. Jenkins hops on the apron, runs across to the turnbuckles, climbs on top and drops off with a guillotine leg drop and covers Crowley …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Another close call in this one.
Devin Hart - I mean lets face it they’re gonna have to incapacitate one another to win, DeShaun wants a little revenge for that Internet Championship win by Crowley.
Jenkins shakes his head but stays in the match going underneath the ring and pulling out a ladder. Jenkins picks the ladder up but Crowley dropkicks the ladder into Jenkins’ face sending Jenkins crashing to the ground being saved from the ladder by the apron and barricade. Crowley charges and jumps on the ladder, springboarding off and hitting Jenkins with a seated senton. Crowley does some shopping under the ring of his own and grabs a sledge hammer and a kendo stick. Crowley allows Jenkins to get to his feet and cracks him across the back with the kendo stick, then another as Jenkins falls to his knees in pain.
Robert Spollen - I don’t like the looks of this!
Devin Hart - I do I love violence, especially to someone as positive as Jenkins!
Crowley swings the kendo stick and connects with the back of Jenkins’ head as the stick shatters. Jenkins crawls under the still wedged the ladder to the other side. Crowley hops on the apron and runs leaping off and connecting with a reverse hurricanrana on Jenkins. Crowley covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - What is it going to take to put one of these men down?
Devin Hart - A Mac truck!
Crowley bickers with the referee over what he believes was a slow count. Jenkins gets to his feet and connects with a roundhouse kick to the back of Crowley’s head sending Crowley crashing face first to the barricade. Jenkins pulls the ladder up and uses it as a clothesline to knock down Crowley once more. Jenkins sets the ladder up on the outside and then picks up the forgotten sledge hammer. Jenkins goes to hit Crowley in the gut with the sledgehammer but Crowley side steps and catches Jenkins with a cutter.
Robert Spollen - Yet another comeback!
Devin Hart - I think these two men forgot that inside of the ring exists.
Crowley goes under the ring once more and retrieves another table. Crowley sets the table under near the ladder. Crowley turns and is met by Jenkins wielding the sledge hammer into Crowley’s face. Jenkins pulls Crowley up and lays him on the table. Crowley begins to move and DeShaun hits him with a headbutt. DeShaun picks up a batch of cable from near the commentator’s table and strings Crowley up to the table.
Robert Spollen - What is DeShaun doing?
Devin Hart - I think Extreme Combat is about to get a little more extreme than normal.
Jenkins ascends the ladder to the top and looks down at Crowley who is wiggling on the table trying to get free of the chord.
Robert Spollen - DeShaun think of your career!
Devin Hart - This may be the first and last match of both of these men’s career after this one.
Jenkins flies off the ropes and flips connecting with the Brooklyn Bullshit on Crowley through the table. Jenkins slowly crawls over to cover Crowley. …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner “Hoodstar” DeSHAUN JENKINS!!!!
Robert Spollen - What a hard fought battle by both of these young men.
Devin Hart - You can say that again.
DeShaun stands up and has his hand raised. Jenkins makes his way around the ring to the entry way while “DNA” plays until the song is cut off and “Come and Get Your Love” by Redbone hits and “The Unbalanced” Lou Natic appears from out of the entry way.
Robert Spollen - Ladies and gentlemen join us next time in two weeks time when these two men Lou Natic and DeShaun Jenkins appear in a main event steel cage match!
The two men lock eyes from the entrance ramp as Evolution ends.
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