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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:35:28 GMT -5
Akari (0-1) v. “Blindman” Bruce Cross (0-1) v. Erik Crowley (0-1)
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen your opening contest is a Three Way Dance! This means in this match up there are no count outs or disqualifications, pinfalls or submissions must take place inside of the ring and two competitors must be pinned or made to submit for victory to occur!
She struts out in a kabuki mask. She gives it a fan and energetically goes down the aisle high fiving as many fans as possible on the left side, then she goes to the right side and does the same. She goes around ring side high fiving fans, she high fives the ring announcers before going around the other ring side to high five the rest of the fans. She climbs up on the barricade and leaps to the ring apron next flinging herself in with a front flip followed up with a series of three headstand-front handsprings into a martial arts fighting stance
Tiffany Styles - Coming down the aisle, she hails from Tokyo, Japan, standing at five feet three inches and weighing in at 137 pounds…she is AKARI!!!!
Bruce Cross comes out wearing a Goblin face-paint and a metal cross, as well as. his dark green long tights, with red eyes on the front, Blind on the back, fire on the sides. kneeling down he prays a silent prayer and yells out "Burn!" Getting up as the music kicks in he slowly walks to the ring, pulling out a folded out white-cane, and resting it on the steps. He slides into the ring, crawling to the nearby ropes, he grabs on pulling himself up.
Tiffany Styles - Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Daytona Beach, Florida, he stands five feet seven inches and weighs in at 175 pounds…he is “Blindman” BRUCE CROSS!!!!
The three opponents stare each other down as they wait to see who will make the first move. Bruce Cross comes flying out of his corner with a flying lariat and connects with Erik Crowley. Akari goes for a roundhouse kick when Cross gets up but Cross sidesteps and knocks Akari down to the mat with a super kick. Crowley gets to his feet and Cross hits him down with a dropkick sending Crowley through the middle ropes to the outside. Cross hits off of the far ropes and flies over the top connecting with a flying body press over the top.
Robert Spollen - Excellent vertical elevation there from Bruce Cross.
Devin Hart - All three of these superstars came up short last week, it seems The Blindman doesn’t want to have a repeat here.
Akari gets up in the ring and climbs to the top rope she flies off with a double axe handle for the now standing Cross who moves out of the way and hits Akari with a neck breaker on the outside. Cross catches Crowley with a right hand and sends him face first into the ring post. Akari gets to her feet and is met with a pele kick from Cross. Cross rolls Akari back into the ring. Cross hops onto the apron and pulls himself up for a springboard dropkick on Akari. Cross climbs to the top rope and connects with a Blind Leap (Leap of Fate) …1 …2 …3!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen, Akari has been eliminated!
Robert Spollen - There is our first elimination and I have to say that Bruce Cross looks like a completely different competitor this week.
Devin Hart - It must be eaten away inside that he lost to Lou Natic last week and I’m loving watching him take it out on Akari and Erik Crowley.
Just as Bruce gets up to his feet and turns around he’s met with a flying crossbody from Erik Crowley. …1 …kickout! Crowley goes for a cutter on Bruce but Bruce tosses Crowley off of him to the mat. Crowley begins to get up and is met with a step up enziguri from Cross. Crowley rolls out to the apron which leads to Cross hitting him with a baseball slide to knock him off of the apron to the floor.
Robert Spollen - I guess we’re heading back outside.
Devin Hart - Hey, no count outs and no dqs!
Cross catapults himself over the ropes and hits a flying splash on Crowley on the outside. The two men get to their feet and roughly the same time and exchange a few blows back and forth before Crowley goes to send Cross to the barricades with an Irish Whip but Cross reverses it and sends Crowley crashing to the barricade. Cross sprints forward, hops on the steps and leaps off with a flying forearm to Crowley who stumbles from the barricade holding his face.
Robert Spollen - Erik Crowley better figure out some offense before he suffers the same fate as Akari.
Devin Hart - Pretty sure the Goblin known as Bruce Cross has this one in the bag!
Cross grabs Crowley by the back of the head and throws him back into the ring. Cross slides in underneath the bottom rope and connects with a super kick as Crowley gets to his feet. Crowley is stunned in the center of the ring but not off of his feet. Cross hits off of the ropes and leaps up connecting with a hurricanrana …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Perfectly executed by Bruce but just not enough to pick up the win.
Devin Hart - Pretty sure this one is just about over.
Crowley and Cross get to their feet and Crowley goes for a clothesline out of desperation but Cross ducks. Cross grabs Crowley by the back of the head and pulls him down for a Backstabber. Crowley grabs his lower back in pain as Cross lands a few kicks to the small of Crowley’s back. Cross hits off of the ropes and delivers and dropkick to Crowley’s head. Crowley lays flat on the mat while Bruce Cross hops to the top rope and flies off with the Blind Leap …1 ..2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner…”Blindman” BRUCE CROSS!!!!!
As his music plays Bruce grabs his white cane that he left on the apron. Bruce takes the cane and as Crowley gets to his feet and blasts Crowley across the face with the cane. Cross hits Crowley once more on the back of the head as the referee gets between the two men to stop it. Cross’ music begins to play again.
Robert Spollen - Now that was just uncalled for, he already won the match…
Devin Hart - There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a little insult to injury.
Robert Spollen - Folks we’ll be right back after these words from our sponsor.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:36:49 GMT -5
The Future of the Internet Championship
EWF Evolution returns from a commercial break with “The Boss” Dennis Slater seated at his desk with the EWF Internet Championship, equipped with marijuana sticker from “Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra is resting on top of the desk.
Dennis Slater - Earlier today I informed Dank Sinatra that the Internet Championship would no longer be defended in the EWF. It was a nice tool to entertain fans but its time to move on from it. As such the championship will be replaced with a special EWF Television Championship to be decided after the Emperor’s Cup pay-per-view event. Dank has already been informed that as the last Internet Champion he would be guaranteed one of the two spots in the match to crown the inaugural champion unless he is able to secure the EWF World Championship through the Emperor’s Cup Tournament. For all of our fans and employees who see our official website listing the Old Glory Championship as a secondary title and the Extreme Combat Championship as a tertiary title, the Television Championship will be on the same level as the Extreme Combat Championship but must be defended on every Evolution. The EWF Grand Slam Championship will now be completed with a reign as the EWF World Champion, Old Glory Champion, Tag Team Champion and one of the Television or Extreme Combat Championships and if a superstar can attain both of those last two we will crown them the Ultra Grand Slam Champion. This championship must also be defended on each edition of EWF Evolution. Due to the grueling schedule of such a championship I find it only fair that someone who wins such a championship can use it as a means to catapult their career. The Television Championship will come equipped with what I am dubbing the “Six Shot Challenge”. If the Television Champion is able to successfully defend his championship five times then on the sixth defense they will face the World Champion in a title verse title match on the next edition of EWF Evolution. Stay tuned folks, we’ve got to cut to another commercial break.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:38:26 GMT -5
”Blazed Up” Dank Sinatra (0-0) v. Deathmatch Devin (0-0)
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a debut grudge match scheduled for one fall!
Coughs echo through the PA system and smoke begins to pour out from behind the curtain when "Kush" hits and "Blazed Up" Dank Sinatra begins to make his way out tot the ring. Dank's eyes are low and red as the devil as he lays across the top turnbuckles awaiting the start of his match.
Tiffany Styles - Making his way down the aisle, hailing from a Dispensary Near You, he stands at six feet one inch and weighs in at 220 pounds…he is “Blazed Up” DANK SINATRA!!!!
Bleed It Out hits and the camera crew searches the arena for the King of the Deathmatch. Finally the camera crew finds Deathmatch Devin holding a barbed wire baseball bat above his head. Deathmatch Devin makes his way to the ring and climbs over the barricade. Devin goes under the ring and begins to scatter weapons along the ringside area and then slides in ready to give and receive pain.
Tiffany Styles - Coming down the aisle, he hails from Asbury Park, New Jersey and stands at six feet three inches tall, he weighs in at 270 pounds he is…DEATHMATCH DEVIN!!!
Dank and Devin square off in the center and Dank raises his shoulders and shrugs asking Devin “what’s your problem with me and my lady bro?”. Devin shakes his head and lands a knife edge chop, then another, then another as Dank is backed into the corner.
Robert Spollen - Dank’s laid back personality will probably not fair too well with Devin.
Devin Hart - I’d say so first off, he’s got a great name and second off, the guy seems to enjoy pain.
Devin drives a knee into Dank’s gut and follows that up with two shoulders. Devin throws Dank into the far corner and follows him in with a strong clothesline in the corner. Devin screams as Dank wobbles out of the corner. Devin grabs dank by the ponytail and hits a running bulldog. Devin slides out of the ring and begins to look at the toys he brought with him in his garbage can.
Robert Spollen - I’m not sure if Devin realizes this is a standard match.
Devin Hart - Hey, if he hits Dank and the match ends quicker we get to go home quicker! Can’t complain much about getting paid to do less.
Devin smiles as he tosses a trash can lid into the ring and then slides in with a kendo stick. Devin swings at Dank as the referee warns him not to but Dank ducks and connects with a roundhouse kick knocking the kendo stick out of Devin’s hands. The referee kicks the stick and can lid out of the ring. Dank hits a dropkick to Devin’s back and Devin lands face first in the turnbuckles on his knees. Dank picks up steam and drives a knee to the back of Devin’s head. Devin falls to the mat on his back. Dank pulls himself up to the top rope and connects with a split legged moonsault …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - What athleticism from Dank Sinatra for that maneuver and the hang time!
Devin Hart - Yes sir, I think the only thing higher than Dank Sinatra’s vertical on that one was Dank Sinatra himself.
Dank gets to his feet and waits for Devin. Dank connects with a series of kicks and knee strikes to Devin’s midsection before connecting with a jumping heel kick to the jaw. Dank hits the ropes and connects with a leg lariat on Devin. Dank springs to his feet with a kip up and a cocky smile. Dank climbs to the top rope and leaps in to the air for a Sativa Splash (Corkscrew Moonsault) but Devin moves at the last moment.
Robert Spollen - High risk, high reward and Dank just took all of the risk and received no reward.
Devin Hart - Must be all the THC messing with his judgement.
Devin gets to his feet and pulls Dank to his. Devin strikes Dank with an elbow to the temple and then lifts him up and slams him down with a sidewalk slam. Devin covers …1 …2 …kickout! Devin gets to his feet, hits the ropes and lands a knee drop to Dank’s face. Devin pulls Dank up by the hair and hits Dank with a suplex in the center of the ring. Devin goes for the cover …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Deathmatch Devin, the ring veteran of these two, making sure to follow up with a cover whenever he thinks he may get the three.
Devin Hart - I’m thinking the guy who stole my name would be better off just pummeling Dank and then going for the cover.
Devin pulls Dank to his feet and kicks him in the gut. Devin hooks Dank’s arms for the Blood, Sweat & Gore but Dank is able to wrestle his left arm free and get out of the hold. Devin goes for a clothesline but ducks and is met with a clothesline from Dank up and over the top. Dank hits off of the far ropes and splashes with a tope suicida. Devin pulls himself up using the barricade and Dank sends him crashing to the steel steps. Dank pulls Devin up but Devin counters with a jawbreaker on the outside. Devin tosses Dank face first into the ring post. Devin grabs the bottom half of the steel steps and sets it up away from the other portion.
Robert Spollen - Now I don’t like the looks of this.
Devin Hart - I’m sure some people do…and one of those people is Deathmatch Devin.
Devin grabs Dank and kicks him in the gut. He pulls Dank towards the steel steps and smashes Dank’s face to the barricade. Devin pulls Dank to the steps and delivers a piledriver on the steps.
Robert Spollen - Did you hear that thud? Dank Sinatra’s neck might be broken!
Devin Hart - I highly doubt it, he seems to be flailing around a lot maybe a slight fracture.
Devin slides in and back out to break the referees ten count. Devin goes to send Dank with another Irish Whip but Dank is able to reverse it and Devin goes crashing into the trash can full of goodies he brought to the ring with him.
Robert Spollen - Now there’s a slight bit of irony.
Devin Hart - The trash can comes to help Dank Sinatra, I love it!
Devin rests against the trash can and Dank hits him with a running dropkick to the face. Dank climbs on the apron and connects with an Asai moonsault to Devin and the two men lay on the outside. Dank begins to stir first and drives the small of Devin’s back into the ring apron. Dank slides Devin in and then follows himself. Dank catches his breath and positions himself and connects with a Rolling Thunder on Devin …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Deathmatch Devin was barely able to get his shoulder up on that one!
Devin Hart - We could be very close to the end of this one.
Dank gets up to his feet and signals for smoking a joint as if taunting Devin. Dank picks Devin up on his shoulders to set up for the Indica Bomb (One Winged Angel) but Devin is able to counter with a neck breaker. The two men both get up at the count of five. Dank connects with a knee to the gut and hits off of the ropes. Dank goes for a scissor’s kick but comes up empty when Devin moves out of the way. Dank looks stunned and turns around to a boot to the midsection, Devin hooks both arms and brings Dank crashing down with the Blood, Sweat & Gore (Pedigree). Devin hooks the leg and pulls back …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via pinfall…DEATHMATCH DEVIN!!!
”Bleed it Out” hits and Deathmatch Devin celebrates with a loud roar in the ring as his hand is raised. Dank Sinatra begins to get to his feet and shakes off the cobwebs. Devin outstretches his hand and says “hey, great match man, if you ever want a rematch I’d love to do it again”. Dank pauses for a moment and nods his head in agreement and shakes Devin’s hand. Dank bows out of the ring and begins to walk towards the tunnel when Shannon Riley is seen near the entry way.
Robert Spollen - Now just what is Shannon Riley doing out here?
Devin Hart - Isn’t it obvious…Devin has been saying quite a few not so nice things about John Cavanagh.
Deathmatch Devin finally turns to see Shannon as Dank slowly walks past her. He turns and checks her out from behind and gives Devin the “thumbs up” to go for it. Shannon has a microphone and begins to raise it to her mouth as the music stops but before she speaks John Cavanagh jumps over the barricade from the empty crowd and grabs a steel chair. Cavanagh slides into the ring and connects with the back of Devin’s head.
Robert Spollen - Oh my God that may have given Devin a concussion!
Devin Hart - That looked like a homerun in my book
Cavanagh takes the chair and smashes it over Devin’s head two more times while Devin is motionless in the ring. Cavanagh pulls Devin up hits him with a Hell’s Kitchen Drop (Fisherman Brainbuster) onto the chair. Cavanagh picks Devin up once more and hooks his legs.
Robert Spollen - What is this?! This isn’t called for at all!
Devin Hart - Insult to injury! Maybe this will teach Deathmatch Devin to keep his mouth closed.
Cavanagh smiles at the camera and delivers Devin’s own finisher to him onto the chair. Cavanagh pulls the chair from underneath Devin he laughs for a moment and then kicks Devin over. Devin’s forehead has been split open and he is beginning to get covered in blood. Cavanagh places the chair over Devin’s throat and sits on top. Cavanagh tells Devin “you’re less than dog shit…you’re not a legend…you don’t belong in the same ring as a real legend!” Cavanagh gets off of the chair and hops out of the ring, he walks towards Shannon Riley as Evolution cuts to commercial on the sight of Deathmatch Devin’s bleeding face.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:39:30 GMT -5
Adrian King’s EWF Debut
Generic rock music plays over the P.A. Richie Cunningham stands in the ring stretching and waving to the crowd.
Robert Spollen - Say what you will about this kid, he might not win a lot of matches, he's certainly rough around the edges, but he's got a lot heart.
Devin Hart - Yeah, it's just a shame he doesn't have the brains to match.
As Richie stands in the center of the ring waiting for his opponent to come through the curtain, a man in a black hoodie jumps the barricade and rushes the ring. The man delivers a jumping knee strike to the back of Richie Cunningham's head, knocking him out cold.
Robert Spollen - Oh what the hell is going on here?
The man approaches Tiffany Styles and rips the microphone out of her hands, and then returns to Richie Cunningham's unconscious body to stand over him.
Unidentified Man - Cut the damn music!
As he speaks he pulls down his hood, revealing himself to be Adrian King.
Devin Hart - It's Adrian King! One of EWF's newest signees!
Robert Spollen - The youngest son of the King family. I'm sure his family is ashamed right now.
With the music cut, the sound of the audience booing fills the void. Adrian begins circling the ring.
Adrian King - Alright, I'm gonna need all of you slackjawed, scum bag, New Jersey trash to shut the hell up.
The booing not only continues, but intensifies.
Adrian King - My name is Adrian King, and I am here to welcome you to the future. It's no secret that I have signed a contract with Empire Wrestling Federation. So I figured it'd only be appropriate to let my presence be known.
Adrian looks down at Richie Cunningham and laughs.
Adrian King - I guess we can consider that mission accomplished. For those of you who do not know me, I've been busting my ass up and down the east coast, in the muck and the mire of bingo halls and outlaw mud shows. That was until I got a call from Dennis Slater, and then it was like the dark cloud above my head lifted. I was happy, I was excited, that was until I saw the first episode of Evolution... Then, I wasn't so sure. Today, I walked into the EWF Underground, and I'll be honest, this pigsty makes the bingo halls look like Madison Square Garden.
Some audience members begin throwing trash into the ring.
Adrian King - To the boys sitting in the back, this isn't a call out, this is a warning shot. Right across the bow. This summer is the Emporer's Cup, where the first ever EWF World Champion will be crowned. I want everyone in the back, and everyone in the audience to know that they're looking at the man who will be walking out with that title.
As Richie Cunningham regains consciousness, Adrian King begins stomping on him drawing more boos out of the angry crowd.
Adrian King - Get this piece of trash out of my ring.
Adrian pushes Richie out under the bottom rope with his foot.
Robert Spollen - This is disgusting, what a tough guy, he should be ashamed of himself.
Adrian turns to the hard cam.
Adrian King - Camera man, zoom in right here. Give me my close up.
The Cameraman responds, until the entire picture is Adrian staring daggers.
Adrian King - My name is Adrian King, and I am your future World Champion. Remember the name, and learn to love it!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:40:11 GMT -5
”Classy” Christopher Charles (0-0) v. “The Product” Luke Marshall (0-0)
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a debut grudge match scheduled for one fall.
“The Man” by The Killers hits the EWF’s loud speakers and the lights go dark save for one spotlight transfixed on the entry way. “Classy” Christopher Charles comes out from behind the curtain with a smug grin, an untied golden robe to show his chiseled physique, black ring tights with the letters “CC” in gold near the waist and “Classy” written across his ass. Christopher Charles walks to the ring continuing his smirk. Classy enters the ring, he walks to the center of the ring drops to a knee and flexes making sure to kiss both of his biceps.
Tiffany Styles - Coming down the aisle, hailing from Beverly Hills, California, he stands five feet ten inches tall and weighs in at 210 pounds…he is “Classy” CHRISTOPHER CHARLES!!!
Christopher flexes in the ring telling Luke it’s best to just walk away and get counted out. Luke laughs and steps out of the ring, seemingly consenting. The referee begins to administer the count as Christopher outstretches his arms in excitement. Luke climbs back onto the apron and climbs to the top rope, he waits for Christopher to turn around and hits him with a flying cross body …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - If this one ended that quickly maybe it would silence some of Christopher Charles’ nonsense.
Devin Hart - I think this kid is great, he’s everything this sport and company need.
Christopher backs into a corner and begins to complain to the referee about Luke’s tomfoolery. Christopher is hit with a ripcord roaring elbow. Marshall sends Christopher to the ropes and connects with a dropkick. Christopher rolls to the turnbuckles and sits down but as he sits Luke connects with a running crossbody.
Robert Spollen - Luke Marshall is showing us why he calls himself The Product.
Devin Hart - Yeah but he’s not classy in the slightest.
Luke outstretches his arms and shouts in the center of the ring. Luke turns and charges at Christopher who is standing in the corner but Christopher moves and Luke crashes against the turnbuckles. Christopher hops off of the ropes with a springboard enziguri that catches Luke square in the jaw. Christopher climbs to the middle rope and lets Luke get up then hits him with a blockbuster …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - I may not like his attitude but he is beginning to back up some of those words.
Devin Hart - What did I tell you Robby, the kids got It.
Luke gets to his feet and Christopher grabs him and connects with a delayed necbreaker. Christopher gets up and flexes for the cameraman. He picks up Luke and sets up for a suplex but Luke is able to reverse with a suplex of his own. The two men get to their feet at the same time and Luke connects with a belly to belly suplex and Christopher rolls out of the ring.
Robert Spollen - A nice second wind coming from Luke Marshall.
Devin Hart - Come on Classy get on it!
Luke flies over the top rope with a suicide dive connecting with Christopher. The two men lay outside until the referee gets to three before they begin to exchange punches outside. Luke exposes the concrete underneath the mat and goes to set up for a piledriver or power bomb but Christopher is able to reverse it with a back body drop onto the concrete floor. Christopher slowly moves away and rolls under the ropes into the ring.
Robert Spollen - That one maneuver there could end this, that was concrete folks!
Devin Hart - That could break a back!
At the count of five Marshall gets up and leans on the apron. Christopher has a look of disbelief on his face as Luke crawls in the ring and he throws up his hands. Luke approaches and delivers a stiff kick to the chest followed by another, then another, he has Christopher in the corner and he begins to change to a combination of strikes to the midsection with kicks and knees. The referee tries to get in between but Luke gives him a slight push to the mat, while the referee is getting himself back together Christopher delivers a field goal kick to Luke’s groin.
Robert Spollen - Come on referee, low blow! That’s a disqualification!
Devin Hart - Can’t call what you don’t see Robby my boy.
Christopher grabs Luke and picks him up connecting with a Class Act (Michinoku Driver). Christopher covers …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via pin fall “Classy” CHRISTOPHER CHARLES!!!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:41:10 GMT -5
Tough Tony Martini & Deathmatch Devin
Tony Martini - EWF faithful I stand here with a man I introduced on EWF Online about a week ago and made his debut earlier tonight, Deathmatch Devin and Devin it looks like you’re sporting a rather nice bandage there!
Deathmatch Devin - That’s right Tony. I’m really distraught about all of this ya know?
Tony Martini - Well, I mean, I saw what happen but can you explain your feelings for the people at home?
Deathmatch Devin - Of course Tony, anything for the fans. It’s really frustrating to hear someone bash the style of wrestling you’ve poured your heart and soul into it. It’s even more frustrating when Dank Sinatra and I where having a great match, possibly one for the ages, we shared a moment out there and then John Cavanagh came to ruin it.
Tony Martini - That’s true Cavanagh most definitely ruined your celebration.
Deathmatch Devin - Your damn right he did. Dank, I just want you to know that I loved competing with you we can get back in the ring any place, any time if you want another shot at bettering me.
Tony Martini - Might this latest turn of events silence your opinions of John Cavanagh a bit?
Deathmatch Devin - Hell no! He claims he’s some sort of legend and he may have held titles everywhere he went, tells me I’m not a legend because I’m basically a glorified human pin cushion?! This isn’t over, Tony, you hear me EWF fans? This isn’t over!
Deathmatch Devin walks off camera.
Tony Martini - Well, Robert, Devin..Devin Hart not Deathmatch Devin…back to you!
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:42:33 GMT -5
Animabus Damnatis (0-1) v. The Arizona Outlaws (0-0)
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tag team match that is scheduled for one fall.
The lights turn a blood red and Red Right Hand hits. The Evil Pastor walks to the ring clutching his cane with The Monster and The Creature walking slowly behind him.
Tiffany Styles - Making their way to the ring, accompanied by The Evil Pastor, they hail from The Inferno and weigh in at a combined 600 pounds, The Creature and The Monster…ANIMABUS DAMNATIS!!!
The opening chords of The Animals' hit "The House of the Rising Sun" begin to play as two large men make their way from behind the curtain. Both men are wearing matching black vests with a cut out of the state of Arizona on the back and a bottom rocker that says "Outlaws". Clay Holliday and Austin Earp walk to the ring in blue denim jeans. The two men enter the ring and wait for the match to begin.
Tiffany Styles - Walking down the aisle, hailing from Tombstone, Arizona and weighing in at a combined weight of 550 pounds, Austin Earp and Clay Holliday…THE ARIZONA OUTLAWS!!!
The Creature steps into the ring and stares down Austin Earp. The expression on Earp’s face is one of confusion. The Creature outstretches his arms and singles Earp on. Earp connects with a right hand, The Creature does nothing, another right, The Creature does nothing. Austin Earp pulls The Creature by the arm and sends him into the ropes, Earp connects with an elbow and The Creature falls but gets up quickly.
Robert Spollen - Now just what in the hell is going on in there?
Devin Hart - Did The Evil Pastor forget to command The Creature? Where’s the on switch?
The Creature stands still, The Evil Pastor screams at him to attack Earp but The Creature does nothing. Earp hits off of the ropes and connects with a lariat that wobbles The Creature. Earp throws The Creature to the ropes and picks him up with a spine buster. Earp gets up as Holliday screams he wants some from the corner and Earp tags out.
Robert Spollen - I’m confused The Evil Pastor is saying to attack…
Devin Hart - But The Creature isn’t attacking…
Clay Holliday comes in and connects a Big Boot to The Creature knocking him back down. The Evil Pastor begins to scream at The Monster to enter the ring but The Monster stands still, ignoring The Evil Paster who begins to throw his hands up and scream in tongues. Clay Holliday picks up The Creature and delivers a side power slam. Clay gets up and stares at The Monster and delivers a Big Boot to him knocking him off of the apron and to the ground.
Robert Spollen - This is very, very strange.
Devin Hart - Uh, yeah, you’re telling me.
The Creature stands back up and stares off. Clay smacks him in the face, no reaction, Clay screams at him asking him if he’s going to fight. No response from The Creature. Clay looks at Earp and shrugs his shoulders. Clay kicks The Creature in the gut and lifts him up for a Holliday from Hell (Jackknife Powerbomb). Clay covers …1 …2 …3!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, Clay Holliday and Austin Earp…The ARIZONA OUTLAWS!!!
”House of the Rising Sun” plays and the Arizona Outlaws make their way to the back celebrating. The Creature stands back up in the ring and The Monster stands on the outside. The Evil Pastor is shouting at them in an unknown language.
Robert Spollen - Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea what they’re saying but I am assuming they’re speaking in Latin.
Devin Hart - I guess we need a young priest and an old priest to translate.
The Evil Pastor continues to scream but neither man moves. Then suddenly “Ov Fire and the Void” by Behemoth hits and the lights go dark. A red spotlight is cast on The Evil Pastor. The lights come back on and Animabus Damnatis are on their knees in the ring. The lights go off again as the music continues with the red light continuing on The Evil Pastor.
Robert Spollen - Parents at home, I’m not entirely sure what is happening here, it may be a good time to get the kids to bed.
Devin Hart - You tell them that now? We’ve already had someone bleeding like a stuck pig!
The music continues and the lights come back with a blonde haired man with sunglasses standing near The Evil Pastor. The Evil Pastor begins to apologize for standing and gets to his knees like Animabus. The man laughs and exposes his vampire fangs as the lights go back dark. The lights come back on and The Evil Pastor has disappeared. The blonde haired man is standing in the ring in front of the kneeling Animabus and he has a microphone in his hand.
Unidentified Man - I am Him which has been spoken of. I am Him which will unlock the true power of Animabus Damnatis. I am The Master and we are Lucifer’s Legion.
”Ov Fire and The Void” hits again and the lights turn red, then black, then the music stops and the lights turn on but Lucifer’s Legion has disappeared.
Robert Spollen - Fans, I just, I don’t know…
Devin Hart - See you after the commercial break.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:50:01 GMT -5
Anarquia (0-0) v. John Cavanagh (1-0)
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a grudge match scheduled for one fall.
“Latin Lingo” by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and Anarquía comes running out from behind the curtain zig-zagging from side to side of the crowd giving high fives. Anarquía gets to the ring and hands one mask to a young fan at ringside only to reveal the mask covering his face for the mask. Anarquía hops to the apron and leaps up to the top turnbuckle outstretching his arms.
Tiffany Styles - Coming down the aisle, hailing from Los Angeles, California, he stands at five feet ten inches tall and weighs in at 210 pounds, he is one half of the tag team Los Despiadados…he is ANARQUIA!!!!
A guitar chord is heard following by a voice "Behold the Kings. The King of Kings." Lights begin to flicker with the music "on your knees, dog". At the 0:13 mark, out from the darkness of the tunnel emerges the “One Man Dynasty” John Cavanagh in a hooded black robe with green trim, he heads down towards the ring accompanied by his valet Shannon Riley who is wearing a tight fitting and revealing dress. The two walk to the ring arm and arm they ignore the fans and Cavanagh trash talks to the camera. They reach the ring and Cavanagh walks up the steps, outstretches his hand for his valet who carefully walks up the steel steps. Cavanagh grabs the middle rope and raises it while simultaneously pushing the bottom rope down with the foot allowing Shannon to easily enter without revealing anything much to the chagrin of the men in the front row. Cavanagh steps in to the ring and outstretches his arms as Shannon grabs him from the side. Shannon takes his robe off as Cavanagh helps her out of the ring. Cavanagh turns his view to the inside of the ring as he prepares for the match.
Tiffany Styles - Making his way down the aisle, accompanied by Shannon Riley, he hails from Hell’s Kitchen, New York, standing at six feet two inches and weighing in at 240 pounds…he is “The One Man Dynasty” JOHN CAVANAGH!!!
Cavanagh and Anarquia begin with a collar and elbow tie up which Cavanagh wins and rings out Anarquia’s arm. Anarquia flips over once then once again and connects with a heel kick to break Cavanagh’s hold. Anarquia connects with an uppercut and then hits off of the ropes for a crossbody but is caught and Cavanagh counters with a table top suplex. Anarquia grasps the ropes shaking it off and is clotheslined by Cavanagh and hits on the apron. Cavanagh allows Anarquia to get up and attempts to pull at his mask but Anarquia drops Cavanagh’s throat across the rope. Anarquia goes to the corner and runs striking Cavanagh with a knee to the face. Cavanagh stumbles into the ring and Anarquia connects with a springboard blockbuster …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Anarquia bringing that fast paced Mexican lucha libre style to the EWF ring.
Devin Hart - He may have the speed advantage but I doubt he has any others.
Anarquia hops to the top turnbuckle and attempts a moonsault but Cavanagh rolls out of the way. Anarquia is clenching his ribs when Cavanagh kicks them. Cavanagh pulls Anarquia up and hits him with a forearm to the face. Cavanagh throws Anarquia into the corner and lands a Stinger Splash. Anarquia wobbles out of the corner and Cavanagh hits him with a belly to belly suplex and Anarquia …1 …2 kickout! Cavanagh complains about a slow count while Anarquia rolls out of the ring. Cavanagh steps onto the apron and runs off with a flying double ax handle but Anarquia is able to turn around and connect with a super kick in mid-air. Anarquia walks away and then charges to the steps, leaping off the steps in the air at Cavanagh and Cavanagh counters with a midair spear bringing both men crashing to the ground.
Robert Spollen - This match may be early on but these two are already beating the ever loving hell out of one another.
Devin Hart - When you have a luchador inside of that ring you have to expect some form of a fast paced match up!
Cavanagh gets to his feet first when Anarquia gets to one knee, Cavanagh pulls him for a swinging neck breaker on the outside. Cavanagh grabs the steel steps as the referee tells him to stop but Cavanagh smashes Anarquia’s right knee. The referee’s count is at six when Cavanagh hits Anarquia with the steps once more before rolling in at seven to break the count. Cavanagh goes to leave the ring but the referee tries to stop him giving Anarquia enough time to get to his feet and limp away. Cavanagh pushes the referee and gets out of the ring hitting Anarquia from behind with a chop block.
Robert Spollen - Hate the guy or love the guy, focusing on the knee of a speed dome like Anarquia is an intelligent strategy.
Devin Hart - The guy is always telling us how good he is, about time you noticed Robby!
Cavanagh grabs Anarquia’s knee and drives it into the concrete. Cavanagh goes to grab a chair and raises it in the air as the referee says he will disqualify him. Before Cavanagh can make his decision Salvaje grabs the chair out of Cavanagh’s hands. Cavanagh and Salvaje begin to argue back and forth as Anarquia climbs up on the apron, Cavanagh turns around and is hit with a hurricanrana from Anarquia. Anarquia gets up grasping his knee and slowly rolls into the ring as Cavanagh begins to collect himself. Cavanagh slides back into the ring and Anarquia hits a leg drop on the back of Cavanagh’s head. Anarquia gets up and climbs to the top rope, he flies off as Cavanagh gets up, Anarquia redirects and lands on his feet but falls rough on his already hurt knee.
Robert Spollen - I’m not liking this for Anarquia. Cavanagh’s eyes are the size of a beach ball!
Devin Hart - He’s like a shark that smells blood, that knee may need surgery after this match.
Cavanagh kicks Anarquia in the back of his knee and Anarquia falls to the mat. Cavanagh grabs his leg and locks in a figure four leg lock. Anarquia begins to squirm in pain and reaches in each direction for the ropes as Cavanagh screams for him to tap. Cavanagh laughs but Anarquia pulls himself up and lands a knife edge chop to Cavanagh’s chest, then another and then is able to reverse the figure four and Cavanagh begins to scream in pain. Cavanagh is able to grab onto the ropes and the referee gets Anarquia to break up the hold. Anarquia limps off towards the corner and Cavanagh gets up and turns Anarquia towards him and throws a punch but Anarquia blocks it and hits Cavanagh with a kick to the gut followed by a sitout jawbreaker. Cavanagh bounces away holding his jaw and Anarquia hits him with a dropkick to the back of the head that sends Cavanagh to the corner chest first. Cavanagh catches his breath in the corner but is met with a flipping wheel kick from Anarquia.
Robert Spollen - Anarquia may have lost a step due to that knee but he’s still in this match.
Devin Hart - Shockingly, you’re right.
Anarquia begins to deliver a series of kicks to Cavanagh’s upper body and face and ends the melee with a step up enziguri. Cavanagh slowly walks out of the corner and Anarquia slowly steps out to the apron, Anarquia springboards and lands on Cavanagh with a seated senton …1 …2 …kickout! Anarquia lets Cavanagh gets to his feet and grabs him for a Tornado DDT but as they come off the turnbuckles Cavanagh is able to throw Anarquia off and down to the mat. Cavanagh strikes Anarquia with a punt kick to the side of the head.
Robert Spollen - Oh my god! To the casual viewer that’s just a slight kick, but you could kill a man.
Devin Hart - As far as I’m concerned the New York Giants could use him as a kicker we were pretty crappy last year.
Cavanagh laughs and begins to point to his head signaling he’s “intelligent”. Cavanagh walks over to Anarquia and paintbrushes his face a few times and pulls him up. Cavanagh lifts him up on his shoulders for an Electric Chair Drop but Anarquia punches Cavanagh’s head twice and reverses into a roll up …1 …2 …kickout! Anarquia goes for a super kick but Cavanagh ducks and hits a bridged German Suplex …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Two really close calls there, these guys have been going back and forth for almost this entire match up.
Devin Hart - Every athlete in the EWF is in great condition, I haven’t seen one slouch yet.
Anarquia goes for a flying head scissor but Cavanagh sidesteps. Cavanagh grabs Anarquia for an Irish Whip but its reversed and Cavanagh crashes into the corner. Anarquia comes charging with a spear but Cavanagh moves and Anarquia goes crashing shoulder first through the turnbuckles to the post. Cavanagh pulls Anarquia out and up into a muscle buster and executes the maneuver. Cavanagh pulls Anarquia by the head and neck and locks in the Celtic Deathlock (Hell’s Gates/Gogoplata).
Robert Spollen - This maneuver borders the fine line of legal and illegal, it’s a leg choke for all intents and purposes.
Devin Hart - It’s effective is what it is.
Anarquia begins to try and escape but Cavanagh just pulls him tighter. Anarquia tries to reach for the ropes as he tells the referee he will not quit. Anarquia’s hand slowly fades. The referee lifts his arm and allows it to drop three times calling for the bell.
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via submission induced knock out “The One Man Dynasty” JOHN CAVANAGH!!!!
Cavanagh stand basking in his victory in the ring with Shannon Riley at his side.
Robert Spollen - Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Devin Hart - Watch out!
From behind Deathmatch Devin blasts Cavanagh in the head with a kendo stick so hard that the stick shatters in multiple pieces. Devin screams and tosses the kendo stick to the ground, Cavanagh comes to and receives a kick to the gut. Devin sets him up but Shannon Riley kicks Devin in the back. Devin pauses, a look of anger covering his face. He turns around to stare down Shannon Riley.
Robert Spollen - Now I’m all for her needing a lesson but don’t do this Devin, this is beneath you!
Devin Hart - I don’t think so, he’s gonna give us Devins a bad name.
Devin backs Shannon into a corner as Cavanagh gets up and turns Devin around but Devin delivers a headbutt that knocks Cavanagh to the mat. Shannon escapes the ring and Devin hops outside and pulls a table out from underneath the ring. Cavanagh hears Shannon’s screams and rolls out of the ring and the two run up the ramp to the tunnel.
Robert Spollen - Deathmatch Devin seems as if he got a bit of revenge but something tells me this new born rivalry is far from over.
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Post by "The Boss" Dennis Slater on Jun 20, 2020 17:51:20 GMT -5
”Hoodstar” DeShaun Jenkins (1-0) v. “The Unbalanced” Lou Natic (1-0) Steel Cage Match
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is your main event and is a steel cage match! In order to win this match up one of the two men must escape the steel cage by climbing over the top and having both feet touch the floor or by pin fall or submission inside of the steel cage.
"I got-I got-I got-I got-I got-loyalty inside my DNA" is heard through the PA's and the crowd explodes when "DNA" hits from Kendrick Lamar. "Hoodstar" DeShaun Jenkins comes out from the curtains dancing along to the beat, with a big toothy grin. Jenkins makes his way down towards the ring interacting with the crowd and sliding from side to side. He finally slides under the bottom rope and continues his dancing routine until his music stops.
Tiffany Styles - Making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, he stands at six feet three inches and weighs in at 225 pounds…he is “Hoodstar” DeSHAUN JENKINS!!!
The lights black out for around 5 seconds, next thing, some sort of noise can be heard blaring throughout the arena, it's the start of a song, 'haaaaail, haaaaail'. The lights come back, and now start flashing different colours. Out walks 'The Unbalanced' Lou Natic, he seems on edge, he's laughing hysterically as he walks down the aisle. He's got a crazy look in his eye, the laugh suddenly stops as he reaches the ring, he begins hitting himself in the face , pulling at his hair. He circles the ring, headbutting the corners of the cage. He goes under the ring and grabs a trash can filled with weapons from underneath the ring and brings it into the ring with him.
Tiffany Styles - Making his way to the ring, hailing from Brooksville, Florida, he stands at six feet one inch tall and weighs in at 212 pounds he is “The Unbalanced” LOU NATIC!!!
Lou and DeShaun stare off to see who will make the first move. The two men square up face to face and begin to argue back and forth when Lou hits DeShaun with a surprise headbutt. Lou grabs DeShaun and tosses him in to the cage and then begins to shout at the top of his lungs.
Robert Spollen - Well it didn’t take very long for the cage to become a factor.
Devin Hart - What made you think it would be any different?
Lou hits a clothesline on DeShaun and begins to stomp at him while he’s down on the mat. Lou lets DeShaun get to one knee and then grabs him by the face and delivers a knee to the face and follows that up with a snap suplex. Lou gets up and drops a headbutt drop to DeShaun. Lou begins to pound on his own chest and hops to the top rope he looks back and flies with a moonsault on DeShaun. Lou gets up to his feet and pulls DeShaun up and sets him up for a power bomb up DeShaun begins to deliver punches to the face and lands a face buster on the way to the mat.
Robert Spollen - DeShaun with a timely counter.
Devin Hart - I was beginning to think DeShaun was channeling Animabus Damnatis.
DeShaun hits off of the ropes and connects with a spinning wheel kick on Lou. DeShan pulls Lou up and throws him into the cage. DeShaun tosses Lou into the ropes and hops over him once, Lou hits the opposing ropes and is met with a pele kick from DeShaun. DeShaun begins to climb the cage but Lou gets up pretty quickly and pulls him off of the cage by his pants sending DeShaun crashing to the mat. Lou hits an elbow drop on DeShaun. Lou begins to choke at DeShaun’s neck while slamming his head against the mat. Lou hits off of the ropes and delivers a curb stomp to DeShaun and covers …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - That was a close call.
Devin Hart - And a vicious move.
Lou pulls DeShaun by the legs and catapults him face first into the steel cage. DeShaun wobbles on his feet as Lou places him head first into the cage again and begins to drag his face back and forth across the steel. DeShaun screams as his face begins to bleed. DeShaun moves away holding his face when Lou picks up a broom handle from inside of the trash can. Lou walks over to DeShaun and cracks him over the back with the broom handle. Lou swings the broom handle once more at a double over DeShuan and connects with the back of his head.
Robert Spollen - Lou Natic may have hit DeShaun hard enough to cause permanent damage.
Devin Hart.- Yeah permanent mental damage to the few brain cells Jenkins has.
Lou pulls DeShaun up to his feet and hits him with a sit-down power bomb. Lou grabs a sledge hammer from inside of the trash can and swings at DeShaun but DeShaun ducks and catches Lou with a heel kick. DeShaun picks up the sledge hammer and wipes the blood from his eyes and hits Lou in the gut followed by a strike to the face with the hammer. DeShaun tosses the sledge hammer aside and hits a cutter on Lou. DeShaun begins to climb the cage.
Robert Spollen - This looks like the first attempt to win the match via escape.
Devin Hart - That’s kind of the cheap way to win the match if you ask me.
DeShaun climbs to the top of the cage and points downward. DeShaun jumps in the air flipping to hit Lou with the Brooklyn Bullshit (Flipping Guillotine Legdrop). DeShaun hops around on the mat upon landing and rests in the corner while Lou lays flat in the center of the ring.
Robert Spollen - That definitely just took a couple of years off of both men’s careers.
Devin Hart - DeShaun will be lucky if he’s able to walk after that.
The two men lay on the mat and begin to stir after a few moments. DeShaun gets to his feet first and hits Lou Natic with a dropkick sending him to the corner. DeShaun charges towards Lou with a stinger splash but Lou deflects DeShaun’s face into the cage. Lou picks up DeShaun and sends him into the ropes and connects with a spine buster. Lou gets to his feet and begins to slowly climb the cage. Lou gets to the top of the cage as DeShaun begins to get to his feet. Lou looks down at the floor and then back at DeShaun.
Robert Spollen - Lou, its not worth it, you’ve got this won!
Devin Hart - Some people just have this problem where they need to be that guy.
Lou flips backwards and catches DeShaun with a moonsault from the top of the cage and the two men are back to the mat. Lou comes to first and slowly crawls over to DeShaun, draping his arm over him for a cover …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - How did DeShaun get his shoulder up from that?
Devin Hart - How did Lou Natic find a way to make the cover?
Both men use the ropes to pull themselves up and Lou Natic spots the trash can again, he grabs the can and smashes it against DeShaun’s bloody head. Lou goes picks up a kendo stick that fell out of the trash can. DeShaun gets up to his feet and ducks a kendo stick to the head. DeShaun catches Lou with a back heel kick and lifts him up and connects with the 718 Shot (Suplex to a Stunner). DeShaun and Lou lay flat on the mat.
Robert Spollen.- What a counter by DeShaun! He should have this one won if he can just make the cover.
Devin Hart - I think this match is coming down to a simple battle of attrition.
DeShaun turns over and drapes his arm across Lou’s chest …1 …2 …kickout!
Robert Spollen - Somehow, someway, this one’s not over yet!
Devin Hart - I think this is just a case of neither guy wants to give up.
The two men slowly gain their footing. DeShaun charges at Lou with a flying forearm but comes up empty. Lou counters with an enziguri. DeShan looks stunned, Lou runs to the corner and bounces off hitting DeShaun with the Disturbia (Flipping Face lock to a DDT). Lou covers DeShaun …1 …2 …3!!!
Tiffany Styles - Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner via pinfall….“The Unbalanced” LOU NATIC!!!!
Lou Natic raises his arms in victory and then looks back towards the trash can. Lou Natic walks over to the door and signals for a microphone.
Lou Natic - This is it? I don’t think so.
Lou Natic goes to the trash can and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. Lou pulls DeShaun up and slaps one handcuff on his wrist and the following handcuff on the cage.
Robert Spollen - What is with everyone tonight? Everyone is trying to set an example of someone else.
Devin Hart - Well, I mean, there’s nowhere for DeShaun to escape to…he’s at the mercy of Lou Natic and he doesn’t seem as if he has much mercy.
Lou picks up the kendo stick he tried to use earlier and smashes DeShaun across his bleeding face. Lou does this twice more before grabbing the microphone again.
Lou Natic - Hey, boss man…get your ass out here! I need competition, what the fuck is this?
Lou goes to wind up with the kendo stick once more before “Rock & Roll” by Led Zeppelin hits and “The Boss” Dennis Slater exits from the tunnel entryway. Dennis Slater has a microphone in his hand
Dennis Slater - Lou, stop that, there’s no need for all of this. You were able to defeat Bruce Cross last week and DeShaun Jenkins this week. It’s obvious to me that I made a smart decision in signing you but you’re not the only talented person I signed to a contract. As far as I’m concerned I have roughly two dozen of the greatest professional wrestlers this sport has to offer today under contract here in the EWF. A lot of buzz has been going around about the Emperor’s Cup and the World Championship, well, Lou, in the spirit of competition I think I have the person solution to make you happy, the fans happy and a few others in the locker room happy. Next week 16 superstars, including yourself, will be placed in eight randomized matches, the winner of each of those matches will compete in the Emperor’s Cup in one month’s time.
Lou tosses the kendo stick to the ground as referees and security rush the ring to get DeShaun unattached from the cage. Lou smiles as he and Dennis Slater stare each other down from the ring to the ramp. The camera takes one last close up look at DeShaun Jenkins’ battered and bloody face as Evolution ends.
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